a feely feel that feels feely. .. You're beautiful Onion. Your very true nature is so splendid that it brings tears to my eyes.



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#6 - Kirbyman (11/26/2012) [-]
You're beautiful Onion.

Your very true nature is so splendid that it brings tears to my eyes.
#1 - anonemous (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
no more crap from you ......
#9 - blokrokker (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
We cry not because we are repulsed, but because their deaths are necessary. We cry for the loss of the noble heart that is the onion.
User avatar #12 - anonymousattorney (11/26/2012) [-]
There's actually a good reason as to why you cry when you peel an onion. You see, onions are made using the tears of orphans, starving children in Africa, and mothers who live long enough to watch their children die. Someone bottles up all those tears, and then sneaks it off to onion farms, where they water the onions with said tears. The tears are then trapped within the layers of the onion. Now, between the time the onions are picked and the time you peel them, some of the tears evaporate. However, they are trapped within the layers of the onion, and start building up. When you peel open the onion, the evaporated tears float up, as evaporated water does, and some of the tears condense on your eyes. The stinging sensation you feel is sheer, concentrated anguish.

And that, my friends, is the science behind onions.
#8 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Their tears only fuel my erection
#10 to #8 - ooh (11/26/2012) [-]
...said the onion?
#33 - goofyplease (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey guys. What's the difference between onions and babies?

- I cry when i cut onions.
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#36 - Schofield (11/26/2012) [-]
Me when Onion says this.
Me when Onion says this.
#32 - playcolt (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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I'm ugly and I'm proud.
#35 to #32 - Hurrrdurrr (11/26/2012) [-]
The **** is that thing?
#27 - tylersauraus (11/26/2012) [-]
Let's feel here for a moment.
#14 - cometfire (11/26/2012) [-]
But...onion I love you...
User avatar #21 - arnoldbusk (11/26/2012) [-]
I only cry because I have to cut those beautiful little things :c
User avatar #20 - arex (11/26/2012) [-]
shut up meg
User avatar #19 - skidbladnir (11/26/2012) [-]
I love onions I start crying when i cut them
User avatar #18 - bitchplzzz (11/26/2012) [-]
I ****** an onion once.
User avatar #7 - xxxmisterxxx (11/26/2012) [-]
I cry ever tim.
#5 - mredx ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
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