a feely feel that feels feely. .. You're beautiful Onion. Your very true nature is so splendid that it brings tears to my eyes. a feely feel that feels You're beautiful Onion Your very true nature is so splendid it brings tears to my eyes
Upload
Login or register
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (34)
[ 34 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
15 comments displayed.
#6 - Kirbyman
Reply +36
(11/26/2012) [-]
You're beautiful Onion.

Your very true nature is so splendid that it brings tears to my eyes.
#1 - anonemous
Reply +24
(11/26/2012) [-]
no more crap from you ......
#15 to #1 - feelythefeel
Reply +6
(11/26/2012) [-]
#2 to #1 - jakols
Reply +19
(11/26/2012) [-]
oh **** man! Keep the Morbid in morbid channel
you're just begging for a ban arn't you?
#9 - blokrokker
Reply +15
(11/26/2012) [-]
We cry not because we are repulsed, but because their deaths are necessary. We cry for the loss of the noble heart that is the onion.
#28 to #9 - deusbastet
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
that is from deadman wonderland isnt it? those eyebrows...i think i saw them already
#17 - hokeymon
Reply +12
(11/26/2012) [-]
#12 - anonymousattorney
Reply +7
(11/26/2012) [-]
There's actually a good reason as to why you cry when you peel an onion. You see, onions are made using the tears of orphans, starving children in Africa, and mothers who live long enough to watch their children die. Someone bottles up all those tears, and then sneaks it off to onion farms, where they water the onions with said tears. The tears are then trapped within the layers of the onion. Now, between the time the onions are picked and the time you peel them, some of the tears evaporate. However, they are trapped within the layers of the onion, and start building up. When you peel open the onion, the evaporated tears float up, as evaporated water does, and some of the tears condense on your eyes. The stinging sensation you feel is sheer, concentrated anguish.

And that, my friends, is the science behind onions.
#8 - anon
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
Their tears only fuel my erection
#10 to #8 - ooh
Reply +6
(11/26/2012) [-]
...said the onion?
#4 - corporatemundo
Reply +6
(11/26/2012) [-]
#33 - goofyplease
Reply +3
(11/26/2012) [-]
Hey guys. What's the difference between onions and babies?



- I cry when i cut onions.
#34 to #33 - ianosity ONLINE
Reply +3
(11/26/2012) [-]
They're both delicious.
#23 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
+3
has deleted their comment [-]
#36 - Schofield
Reply +1
(11/26/2012) [-]
Me when Onion says this.
Me when Onion says this.