Rock and Paper. lol I lost it at choke on a dick scissors.. The pair of scissors then look up after being struck, and sees that the rock didn't bash the paper. He then thinks," Why me?! Why did he only bash ME?!&quo
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#10 - thepastryistrue (11/26/2012) [-]
In my days the were called "quartz, parchment and shears." Good show, jolly good show!
#5 - lolomgwtfxd (11/26/2012) [-]
The pair of scissors then look up after being struck, and sees that the rock didn't bash the paper. He then thinks," Why me?! Why did he only bash ME?!" Angered, the scissors dash toward the paper as it turns its back. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" A blood-curdling scream rips through the air as the scissors rip completely through the paper.... The rock is in shock," I can't believe it...." says the rock.." My only friend....gone..."   
   
"I'LL GET MY REVENGE ON EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF SCISSORS IN THE WORLD!   
   
In the distance, a piece of paper saw what has occurred and says," I'll help that rock, if it's the last thing I do..."   
   
~The Endless Cycle Of Rock, Paper, Scissors
The pair of scissors then look up after being struck, and sees that the rock didn't bash the paper. He then thinks," Why me?! Why did he only bash ME?!" Angered, the scissors dash toward the paper as it turns its back. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" A blood-curdling scream rips through the air as the scissors rip completely through the paper.... The rock is in shock," I can't believe it...." says the rock.." My only friend....gone..."

"I'LL GET MY REVENGE ON EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF SCISSORS IN THE WORLD!

In the distance, a piece of paper saw what has occurred and says," I'll help that rock, if it's the last thing I do..."

~The Endless Cycle Of Rock, Paper, Scissors
User avatar #12 to #5 - ghchamp (11/26/2012) [-]
very well written, except paper doesn't help rock. It beats it.
User avatar #15 to #12 - xplosevdiarrhea (11/26/2012) [-]
I tried imagining paper masturbating. Whatever.
#6 to #5 - mattisdhabest (11/26/2012) [-]
Bravo my friend
#8 - jakols (11/26/2012) [-]
i think someone needs a hug
#18 to #8 - dedaluminus (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm on it
User avatar #21 to #11 - wildditto (11/27/2012) [-]
Well... Yes?
User avatar #2 - snerus (11/26/2012) [-]
Somewhere out there, far, far away in the ever shifting tides of Internet... There is an **** version of this.
User avatar #4 to #2 - peanutbuttahjellah (11/26/2012) [-]
It probably isn't as far away as you think.
#3 - mteverestand (11/26/2012) [-]
So that's where this comes from.
#7 to #3 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
draw boobs on paper, the rock becomes rock hard and the paper wraps its boobs around the rock.
User avatar #1 - erihk (11/25/2012) [-]
Paper: "shhhhh shhhhh just let it happen"
User avatar #16 to #14 - senortanto (11/26/2012) [-]
thank god **** was crossed out
+1
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User avatar #17 - ififeellikeit (11/26/2012) [-]
and then there was a brutal murder as paper was split in two by scissors.
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