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#22 - dafunkad (11/25/2012) [-]
why are you guys so video ?
#202 - Seority (11/26/2012) [-]
I love religious arguments.
They start from nowhere, go nowhere, and end up nowhere.
#424 to #231 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
#4 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
#253 to #4 - fourthusername (11/26/2012) [-]
First thing that comes to mind:
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #29 to #4 - malteser (11/25/2012) [-]
when i was a young boy in the himalayan mountains my father used to bring me a dildo from work each day.... i used to **** the **** out of said dildoes, until one day, upon returning from work, my father did not present me with the usual phallus; on this day, he had come home with a metre long bar of metal, one that even the most trained anuses in the himalayan mountains would not be able to handle... i looked at it in all of its tenacity and promised myself that one day, whether it be today, tomorrow, or the day i die, i will fill the metaphorical cavern that is my anus with the hard shaft of the iron pole. every day i trained my asshole, starting with the regular 2-inch dildos that my dad had presented me with earlier, gradually moving onto bigger, more fierce poles until my asshole was stretched out for the ultimate challenge. the training grew more intense... i gathered various vegetables from my mother's crops; carrots, corn, asparagus, celery, anythign to prepare my fierce asshole for the greatest moment of my life; for the ultimate challenge. one winter, however, the crops started to die, and i could not continue my training. heartbroken, i walked home, trying not to choke back the tears left behind by broken dreams and fallen aspirations. a fairy came to me in my sorrow and asked me of my troubles, to which i responded, my anal capacities can no longer be exceeded, for the crops are dying. understanding my troubles, the fairy proceeded to cease the harsh cold; and with that, my mother's dildo farm had been fully restored. before i could thank the fairy, she had disappeared into the night. years later, after completing my training, it was time: I extracted the dildo from my sacred hiding place, and proceeded to lubricate with my tears of joy... 1 meter of pure agony was no longer one meter of pure agony... it was one meter of pride and joy; the overwhelming feeling of success. i rested my battle-weary eyes and cried; not a sorrowful cry, but a cry of beauty.
#31 to #29 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
#199 to #31 - thorin (11/26/2012) [-]
I got lazy and didn`t read so I put the text on google translate and played it... 			*****		 hilarious!
I got lazy and didn`t read so I put the text on google translate and played it... ***** hilarious!
User avatar #242 to #199 - Screenshotman (11/26/2012) [-]
OMFG THIS IS ******* GOLD
#305 to #199 - jlamb (11/26/2012) [-]
HAHAHA OMFG everyone needs to do this
HAHAHA OMFG everyone needs to do this
User avatar #380 to #199 - daentraya (11/26/2012) [-]
I had to stop listening because i was close to bursting into laughter in the middle of class.. Its rare that i am this close to genuinely cry of laughter
User avatar #248 to #199 - field (11/26/2012) [-]
it's even funnier to do it in other languages so you get the accent
#284 to #248 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
listen to it in Italian. AMAZING
#298 to #248 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
Geman gold
User avatar #454 to #199 - jinxter (11/26/2012) [-]
******* listen to it in esperanto!
#452 to #199 - sirthomasburr (11/26/2012) [-]
I swear it sounds like the guy is desperately trying to hold back the laughter
User avatar #338 to #31 - iamnotgoodwithname ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll -blam!- fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
User avatar #158 to #31 - fuckallnamesrtaken (11/26/2012) [-]
zoopityzop come hither
User avatar #360 to #31 - lelennyface (11/26/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)s on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)s. I am trained in gorilla ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) and I’m the top ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)es. You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ʖ ͡°), mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) to me over the Internet? Think again, ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). As we ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)s across the USA and your ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ( ͡° ʖ ͡°), maggot. The ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). You’re ******* dead, ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)s, and that’s just with my bare ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) off the face of the ( ͡° ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). I will **** ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, ( ͡° ʖ ͡°).
#48 to #29 - derpage (11/25/2012) [-]
Just had to read that first line to know that..   
Dis gon b gud.
Just had to read that first line to know that..
Dis gon b gud.
#213 to #29 - hillko (11/26/2012) [-]
This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever read.
This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever read.
#392 to #29 - kaboomz ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #221 to #29 - ahj (11/26/2012) [-]
when I was a young boy I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL
User avatar #467 to #29 - walcorn ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Thank u
User avatar #468 to #467 - malteser (08/12/2014) [-]
no problem man
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User avatar #224 to #217 - YeYouKnoMe (11/26/2012) [-]
check tumblr, we may be slow but tumblr, reddit, and 9gag all say gay.
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#233 to #224 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#241 to #224 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
But all the guys in **** Jerk off to aLZii
#38 - fourthusername (11/25/2012) [-]
And then we see what the people think of OP...
Why is your art so important OP?
User avatar #40 to #38 - thecorf (11/25/2012) [-]
my art is important because it is important.
if you want a better answer ask your phony god.
#251 to #40 - fourthusername (11/26/2012) [-]
dude, real talk,
I was really not trying to start a religious argument here
#128 to #38 - zzonked (11/26/2012) [-]
Lets put in some happy little Buddhists over here.
#300 to #128 - deadlyyarikh (11/26/2012) [-]
Your comment is comedy gold and should have 7 times as many thumbs

good show
#301 - coolponyboy (11/26/2012) [-]
Sweet.

We're good at sports.
User avatar #414 to #301 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
oh yeah!
we have so much in common!

oh BTW, I'm from (insert nation here)
User avatar #421 to #301 - supermegasherman (11/26/2012) [-]
thats all that counts man
#330 to #296 - therealbojack (11/26/2012) [-]
IS IT BECAUSE.............HELICOPTURR?
#297 to #296 - npfortytwo (11/26/2012) [-]
NANANANANANANANANANANANNANANAAN
BLACK MAN
#129 - zerokelvin (11/26/2012) [-]
Google wasn't sure what to suggest for agnostics
#134 to #129 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
no one can be sure!
User avatar #165 to #129 - iliekcereal (11/26/2012) [-]
There may or may not be suggestions
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User avatar #215 to #214 - iliekcereal (11/26/2012) [-]
Gif is too blurry. What's it say?
User avatar #220 to #219 - iliekcereal (11/26/2012) [-]
ah, gotcha
User avatar #203 - iamscifer (11/26/2012) [-]
because buddist dont give a ****
#317 - MikeyA (11/26/2012) [-]
seems like you guys are on the same boat

ohh here come the red thumbs by a bunch of butthurt atheists
User avatar #339 to #317 - joshofsouls (11/26/2012) [-]
Ehhh.. I try not to be any of those, as long as people don't shove things in my face I'm pretty content with not giving a damn.
User avatar #390 to #339 - togelover (11/26/2012) [-]
And this is why I prefer to be an apatheist...
User avatar #404 to #317 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
good rule about religions in the modern day:

If you want to tell what you believe in, you're doing it wrong.
User avatar #325 to #317 - zakene (11/26/2012) [-]
why are atheists so angry yahoo?
User avatar #405 to #325 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
because you need to add something positive :)
User avatar #347 to #325 - anaphase (11/26/2012) [-]
Yahoo answers, methinks
User avatar #320 to #317 - olem (11/26/2012) [-]
Everybody hated everyone, the end. :U
User avatar #334 to #320 - bosshogoutlaw (11/26/2012) [-]
Except buddhists, everyones jealous of them.
#286 - lonelyboy (11/26/2012) [-]
after looking at some of the comments.
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#130 - mcquiston (11/26/2012) [-]
Lol'ed at the 4th suggestion
User avatar #426 to #130 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
hey buddhists! where are you now? huh? where are you? here's something you should see!

quit with the buddhist ******** , it's just as crappy religion as any other if used wrong.
#61 - SnugglyWuggly (11/25/2012) [-]
Hmm.
User avatar #65 to #61 - ofwgbagelbites (11/25/2012) [-]
"Why are Buddhists so peaceful"

Why does that sound as if someone is pissed off about them being peaceful?
#312 - silasdg (11/26/2012) [-]
My favorite.
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