wake up. . calls grocery store me: do you have cotton balls worker: yes me: does it tickle when u walk worker: -hangs up- G via funnyrage. Someone say cotton?
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wake up

calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
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Submitted: 11/25/2012
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#1 - breakfastlunch (11/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Someone say cotton?
Someone say cotton?
#58 - josieabby (11/26/2012) [-]
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs.  Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"   
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.   
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly 						****					 like, "My cow is in your garden."      
"I don't have a garden."   
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"   
   
Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs. Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly **** like, "My cow is in your garden."
"I don't have a garden."
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"

Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.




#39 - Blarge **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
call store



woman answers
User avatar #69 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
#76 - anthonyh (11/26/2012) [-]
Title reminded me of this
#81 - playcolt (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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>Get cotton balls
>Got to ghetto
>Pants down
>Endless ******** .
#35 - darksleeper (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#49 to #35 - drmrniceguy (11/26/2012) [-]
No.
No.
User avatar #57 - caaaaarrrllll (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Unfortunately my testicles are actually oysters. Oysters that do showtunes
#29 - julpiter (11/26/2012) [-]
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#104 - RomanR (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh god, I was in the saddest mood ever, until I read this, I actually laughed xD


Thanks OP
#10 - HolyArachnid (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Give this one a try:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU

I practically die laughing every time I listen to this.
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User avatar #43 - spawnconnery ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls
#25 - warlockrichard (11/26/2012) [-]
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#82 - doctorbamf (11/26/2012) [-]
**doctorbamf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at People are strange ** MFW i have cotton balls.
**doctorbamf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at People are strange ** MFW i have cotton balls.
#22 - quincyadam (11/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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#36 to #34 - creosote (11/26/2012) [-]
Hold on while I lighten the mood.
Hold on while I lighten the mood.
#14 - heartlessrobot (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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Almost as good as when Sheogorath orders a pizza.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE
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