wake up. . calls grocery store me: do you have cotton balls worker: yes me: does it tickle when u walk worker: -hangs up- G via funnyrage. Someone say cotton?
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#58 - josieabby (11/26/2012) [-]
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs.  Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"   
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.   
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly 			****		 like, "My cow is in your garden."      
"I don't have a garden."   
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"   
   
Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs. Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly **** like, "My cow is in your garden."
"I don't have a garden."
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"

Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.




#1 - breakfastlunch (11/25/2012) [-]
Someone say cotton?
Someone say cotton?
#2 to #1 - erethilful (11/25/2012) [-]
*******		 face when
******* face when
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#19 to #15 - anon (11/25/2012) [-]
"A menace like Dennis, I got game like tennis
I can french-kiss my lyrics, then I run trains with a sentence
Lord have mercy! It's too much funk to cope with
Droppin dope **** after dope **** , we're atrocious
That's from the lungs, that rings from here to kingdom come
And I don't have to be a Special Ed to get dumb!! "



Gold comes from those ****** lips, Redman is a great
#75 to #1 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Cotton?
#39 - Blarge **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
call store



woman answers
User avatar #41 to #39 - Blarge **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
post comment

forget to add picture...

twice
#42 to #41 - Blarge **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
forgets to post photo 3 times
#76 - anthonyh (11/26/2012) [-]
Title reminded me of this
User avatar #69 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
User avatar #57 - caaaaarrrllll (11/26/2012) [-]
Unfortunately my testicles are actually oysters. Oysters that do showtunes
User avatar #78 to #57 - anthonyh (11/26/2012) [-]
Rocky mountain oysters?
User avatar #79 to #78 - caaaaarrrllll (11/26/2012) [-]
You sir are a god
#29 - julpiter (11/26/2012) [-]
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#104 - RomanR (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh god, I was in the saddest mood ever, until I read this, I actually laughed xD


Thanks OP
#10 - HolyArachnid (11/25/2012) [-]
Give this one a try:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU

I practically die laughing every time I listen to this.
User avatar #23 to #10 - theycallmeloye (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh. My. God. I just choked on my burrito.
User avatar #27 to #10 - whycanticaps (11/26/2012) [-]
oh my god hahaha
User avatar #24 to #10 - carpediam (11/26/2012) [-]
I just had this going in my room with no headphones, and he started screaming. Interesting moment with my roommate there.
User avatar #43 - spawnconnery ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls
#81 - playcolt (11/26/2012) [-]
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>Get cotton balls
>Got to ghetto
>Pants down
>Endless Handjobs.
+6
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#82 - doctorbamf (11/26/2012) [-]
**doctorbamf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at People are strange ** MFW i have cotton balls.
**doctorbamf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at People are strange ** MFW i have cotton balls.
#14 - heartlessrobot (11/25/2012) [-]
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Almost as good as when Sheogorath orders a pizza.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE
User avatar #51 to #14 - drmrniceguy (11/26/2012) [-]
That was ******* great.

"RRREEEEEEAAAALLLLLYY??"

Best part.
#52 to #51 - heartlessrobot (11/26/2012) [-]
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RRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYY?
#25 - warlockrichard (11/26/2012) [-]
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#105 - TheSammichMan (11/26/2012) [-]
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#97 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
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