WIsdom Teeth Removal. . oil- Verizon re 11 :47 Messages Sep T, 2012 10: 32 like a cloud. Whoah. And I' m going to be house! Are you high'? Got out of the clinic

WIsdom Teeth Removal

oil- Verizon re 11 :47
Sep T, 2012 10: 32
like a
cloud. Whoah. And I' m
going to be house!
Are you high'?
Got out of the clinic. And
I' m fagging to get
Vicodin. Luke house.
Maybe I can solve
mysteries. Be a batman
house. But not a cave.
What are you on!?
I think laughing gas. The
ceiling was spinning. And
Why! Are you okay?
Yeah mean. I feel aweso
wisdom teeth'?
Sep T, 2012 10: 45
Nope. I don' t have any ant
more. Now I' m wisdom
less. Imgod to fail next
semester. :(
Ah gotcha. "Y' will enjoy
reading these later... ;)
Dude my k is
judging me.
Don' t worry you still have
more wisdom than it does.
No because it' s all gone.
How does wisdom get
stuck Ina tooth. Do they
kep them? Dentists must
be like evil geniuses.
No the tooth blocks the
wisdom from getting out.
Once they are gone you
can get smarter
Where does it come from'?
It seeps down from your
brain. Then when the teeth
are out of the way you can
swallow it and that' s what
makes you smarter
Sep T, 2012 11: 00
No way dude I totally
missed that I think my
tongue is stealing my
water I can' t rhink
Let it have a little. Then
you can drink the rest.
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#22 - thepandaking (11/25/2012) [-]
oh god what the **** is happening in this thread?!
run! run for your lives!
#23 to #22 - robotvoice (11/25/2012) [-]
''and if you look below you you'll see a pack of retards attempting to roll.
''and if you look below you you'll see a pack of retards attempting to roll.
User avatar #24 to #23 - thepandaking (11/25/2012) [-]
yes, but also there was an innocent civilian comment casualty, so I assumed people were just thumbing everyone down
#25 to #24 - robotvoice (11/25/2012) [-]
this is the internet   
there are no ''innocent''
this is the internet
there are no ''innocent''
User avatar #26 to #25 - thepandaking (11/25/2012) [-]
oh god I love ugly americans
User avatar #51 to #50 - robotvoice (11/26/2012) [-]
SCRAPE,and lick
#29 - myrtille ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Man I was on vicodin forever after I had surgery
I called those retarded moments you have Jack Sparrow moments
Of course I thought of that while I was on them

also, drugs
User avatar #68 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to be an adventurer like you. Now I'm an Argonian.
#67 - applecows (11/26/2012) [-]
Had all 4 wisdom teeth removed at once. Turns out they were coming in sideways and they couldn`t just pull them out, they had to cut them into little pieces and take them out like that. I don`t remember anything since they knocked me out but I woke up looking like I had tennis balls in my mouth for 2 days. Couldn`t eat or speak, made zero sense for 2 hours.
#52 - playaman (11/26/2012) [-]
him later on....
#70 - stubbyftw (11/26/2012) [-]
This reminds me of my old dentist.
I loved going.
Only because my dentist's office had nothing but hot young female assistants
that did basically all the work.

So every time they needed to get to the far side of my mouth they'd have to lean over my face.
In doing so, they'd be unaware of their breast's location. Which was on my face.
User avatar #71 to #70 - victoryismine (11/26/2012) [-]
We are always aware of the location of our breasts.
#72 to #71 - stubbyftw (11/26/2012) [-]
That makes it even better!!
#59 - hypervamppkid (11/26/2012) [-]
I never got put on any of that stuff when I got my Wisdom teeth removed. I just got a long ass needle repeatedly jabbed into my gums. I was awake during the procedure. It smells like death while the dentists are drilling the ******* out.
User avatar #34 - defeats (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm kinda worried about getting my own wisdom teeth removed, I need it done, but just because a friend of mine said some ****** up things to his mother after he had his extracted.
He was telling her how often he watches porn, what porn he likes, what he doesn't like, the various types of porn that he's seen etc... In graphic detail.
He also woke up with an erection that wouldn't go away for about 2 hours.

He didn't remember any of it, so his mum told him about it later that night, when I was staying at the house too. She's quite youngish (we're 20, she's just turned 40), so maybe she was ******* with him, and me... But I was in awe.
User avatar #35 to #34 - illegalartist (11/26/2012) [-]
sounds kinda weird. when i had mine taken out i was pretty dazed but aware enough not to do something too embarrassing. besides vomiting blood and **** all over myself repeatedly.

I only recall asking for "sta was" movies over and over and over again.
User avatar #36 to #35 - defeats (11/26/2012) [-]
haha, how old were you when you got them out?
User avatar #37 to #36 - illegalartist (11/26/2012) [-]
I want to say 15 or 16.
User avatar #38 to #37 - defeats (11/26/2012) [-]
Ahh, I've had all of mine in since I was about that age, but haven't had them removed yet. The top ones came in fine, the two on bottom are coming in forwards.
So far they haven't caused me any problems, but, I should have them out soonish.
User avatar #40 to #34 - xxhunterxx (11/26/2012) [-]
Nah, you'll be fine.
I was acting funky but I was slightly aware of it.
Like that slight moment between waking up and asleep, when you are aware of your surroundings but don't acknowledge it sort of **** .

If you're really scared, then just get local anesthesia.
User avatar #42 to #34 - sphinxe (11/26/2012) [-]
You'll be fine, some people have odd reactions others don't. It's no reason to worry about getting teeth removed.
Literally my friend woke up from getting hers out and the one and only thing she said was : "Is it normal to be thirsty?"
User avatar #43 to #42 - defeats (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm only worried about having an unrelenting boner, or saying something really stupid, the type of thing I'll never, ever live down, not in my family anyway...
User avatar #44 to #43 - sphinxe (11/26/2012) [-]
Naw, they shouldn't judge you. You'll be doo-lally so you could just say you had no idea what you were saying. I wouldn't worry too much.
User avatar #45 to #34 - galkawhm (11/26/2012) [-]
I just wound up nodding off and going on extremely weird adventures as I slept. One of the many dreams I had involved Kids Next Door.
#73 - tankguner (11/26/2012) [-]
holy **** ..lmao
#46 - duckslikegrapestoo (11/26/2012) [-]
i never had mine taken out, am i going to be stupid forever? :(
User avatar #47 - richiehf (11/26/2012) [-]
GUISE... Don't get tricked by this. It's obviously a marketing scheme by apple to advertise their iPhone 10
User avatar #21 - sexybarracuda (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen every single comment on a post get red thumbs before. This kind of surprised me.
User avatar #28 - kanatana (11/25/2012) [-]
This made me laugh harder than it should have. I remember having my wisdom teeth removed, I know the pain.
User avatar #41 - Major Mayhem (11/26/2012) [-]
As seen on the Iphone 6
User avatar #60 - onkii (11/26/2012) [-]
i was born without wisdom teeth. i am the master race
User avatar #61 to #60 - onkii (11/26/2012) [-]
or, evolution in motion
#65 to #60 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
same here. :D
User avatar #32 - lorddarkskull (11/25/2012) [-]
wisdom teeth don't actually hurt getting taken out that much
now, at the same time i had my wisdom teeth out, i had a canine tooth that grew in wrong and was in my chin, attempting to grow through my jawbone, tangled around some nerves
that hurt like a bitch, and they were taken out at the same time, so i have a reasonable comparison
still have a numb spot on my lip 3 years later
#79 to #32 - jawbone (11/27/2012) [-]
yup.....lots of pain...
User avatar #27 - bluwizard (11/25/2012) [-]
having all 4 wisdom teeth removed= vicodin+ laughing gas= good times for a week that you wont remember at all.
#49 - hmficjustinbieber (11/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #18 - harrypottergirl (11/25/2012) [-]
**harrypottergirl rolls 206,655,663** i love it when people are high on laughing gas
#78 - ChiefBandit (11/26/2012) [-]
I got my wisdom removed Thursday...
I had a paradoxal reaction to the sedation meds and ran around crazily for 5 hours crashing into things and whatnot.
Yeah my face is still swelled up and hurts like a bitch.
Pic related, it's my face.
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