WIsdom Teeth Removal. . oil- Verizon re 11 :47 Messages Sep T, 2012 10: 32 like a cloud. Whoah. And I' m going to be house! Are you high'? Got out of the clinic
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WIsdom Teeth Removal

oil- Verizon re 11 :47
Sep T, 2012 10: 32
like a
cloud. Whoah. And I' m
going to be house!
Are you high'?
Got out of the clinic. And
I' m fagging to get
Vicodin. Luke house.
Maybe I can solve
mysteries. Be a batman
house. But not a cave.
What are you on!?
I think laughing gas. The
ceiling was spinning. And
Why! Are you okay?
Yeah mean. I feel aweso
wisdom teeth'?
Sep T, 2012 10: 45
Nope. I don' t have any ant
more. Now I' m wisdom
less. Imgod to fail next
semester. :(
Ah gotcha. "Y' will enjoy
reading these later... ;)
Dude my k is
judging me.
Don' t worry you still have
more wisdom than it does.
No because it' s all gone.
How does wisdom get
stuck Ina tooth. Do they
kep them? Dentists must
be like evil geniuses.
No the tooth blocks the
wisdom from getting out.
Once they are gone you
can get smarter
Where does it come from'?
It seeps down from your
brain. Then when the teeth
are out of the way you can
swallow it and that' s what
makes you smarter
Sep T, 2012 11: 00
No way dude I totally
missed that I think my
tongue is stealing my
water I can' t rhink
Let it have a little. Then
you can drink the rest.
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#22 - thepandaking (11/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
oh god what the **** is happening in this thread?!
run! run for your lives!
#29 - myrtille ONLINE (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Man I was on vicodin forever after I had surgery
I called those retarded moments you have Jack Sparrow moments
Of course I thought of that while I was on them

also, drugs
#67 - applecows (11/26/2012) [-]
Had all 4 wisdom teeth removed at once. Turns out they were coming in sideways and they couldn`t just pull them out, they had to cut them into little pieces and take them out like that. I don`t remember anything since they knocked me out but I woke up looking like I had tennis balls in my mouth for 2 days. Couldn`t eat or speak, made zero sense for 2 hours.
#52 - playaman (11/26/2012) [-]
him later on....
#70 - stubbyftw (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This reminds me of my old dentist.
I loved going.
Only because my dentist's office had nothing but hot young female assistants
that did basically all the work.

So every time they needed to get to the far side of my mouth they'd have to lean over my face.
In doing so, they'd be unaware of their breast's location. Which was on my face.
#59 - hypervamppkid (11/26/2012) [-]
I never got put on any of that stuff when I got my Wisdom teeth removed. I just got a long ass needle repeatedly jabbed into my gums. I was awake during the procedure. It smells like death while the dentists are drilling the ******* out.
User avatar #34 - defeats (11/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I'm kinda worried about getting my own wisdom teeth removed, I need it done, but just because a friend of mine said some ****** up things to his mother after he had his extracted.
He was telling her how often he watches porn, what porn he likes, what he doesn't like, the various types of porn that he's seen etc... In graphic detail.
He also woke up with an erection that wouldn't go away for about 2 hours.

He didn't remember any of it, so his mum told him about it later that night, when I was staying at the house too. She's quite youngish (we're 20, she's just turned 40), so maybe she was ******* with him, and me... But I was in awe.
#73 - tankguner (11/26/2012) [-]
holy **** ..lmao
User avatar #47 - richiehf (11/26/2012) [-]
GUISE... Don't get tricked by this. It's obviously a marketing scheme by apple to advertise their iPhone 10
#46 - duckslikegrapestoo (11/26/2012) [-]
i never had mine taken out, am i going to be stupid forever? :(
User avatar #28 - kanatana (11/25/2012) [-]
This made me laugh harder than it should have. I remember having my wisdom teeth removed, I know the pain.
User avatar #21 - sexybarracuda (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen every single comment on a post get red thumbs before. This kind of surprised me.
#75 - toddnorm (11/26/2012) [-]
Got mine removed a weak ago. Best. Trip. Ever.
User avatar #74 - herpaderpnugget (11/26/2012) [-]
When I got mine removed I didn't feel anything at all.
I just sat in the chair, they put the nose thing over my nose for oxygen...
then I woke up in the waiting room.

When I got home I vomited blood though... Not fun...
User avatar #69 - gryx (11/26/2012) [-]
This is faker than snooki's tan.
#66 - thefatality (11/26/2012) [-]
I lost it at "my ice pack is judging me" :')
#62 - thatoneguywithskin (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh god.... i still remember the horrible pain when they shoved the needle into the roof of my mouth..... OH MY ******* GAAAAAWWWWDDDDDDDD
User avatar #60 - onkii (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i was born without wisdom teeth. i am the master race
User avatar #58 - ixcarnifexxi (11/26/2012) [-]
I can't wait to get mine removed!
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