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#187 - sachonebeef
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Year 19. Haven't had contact with a female for well over two years now. I'm starting to believe they were wiped out in some sort of holocaust. I've turned to having sexual relations with the beautiful mahogany wardrobe in the corner. I think we'll marry soon.

Send help. The basement is so cold...