twilight. . Argument: Twili ht is an abomination an must be destroyed. Counterargument: But it ca n' t be that bad, it made so much money. rent: So did cocaine.
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twilight

Argument:
Twili ht is an abomination
an must be destroyed.
Counterargument:
But it ca n' t be that bad,
it made so much money.
rent:
So did cocaine.
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Submitted: 11/24/2012
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#303 - mrak (11/25/2012) [-]
Without Twilight, Blade would be out of a job.
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#301 - arthasthegreat has deleted their comment [-]
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#299 - nchobby (11/25/2012) [-]
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#311 to #299 - tmgrskat (11/27/2012) [-]
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NO THIS IS PATRICK!
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NO THIS IS PATRICK!
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#286 - stripeygreenhat (11/25/2012) [-]
This constant hate towards Twilight is really hypocritical.

Look, Twilight is girl porn. It's about a socially awkward, insecure girl who meets an ultra powerful, supernaturally attractive guy who only opens up to her. She becomes a center of attention, for she is constantly under attack and hunted/victimized and only said guy can protect her. Also, said guy has the ability to make her super attractive and powerful too. Doesn't that sound like a girl version of porn? Wouldn't any introvert female find this super attractive the way you find your favorite porn star?

Chicks don't criticize men for watching porn, at least not nearly as much as men criticize women for having this porn.

I don't even understand why people hate Twilight so much. Has the existence of Twilight ruined anyone's life? Has Twilight caused you suffering? Who cares if people have different tastes than you.
#290 to #286 - neverforgetthedick (11/25/2012) [-]
Chicks don't criticize men for watching porn
Chicks don't criticize men
Chicks don't criticize
Chicks don't
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Chicks Man
User avatar #289 to #286 - angelmatvey (11/25/2012) [-]
I will never think of Twilight the same way again.
#288 to #286 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah... but Twilight isn't porn.
User avatar #285 - tomhiddleston (11/25/2012) [-]
And cocaine is bad...?
i kid
User avatar #291 to #285 - neverforgetthedick (11/25/2012) [-]
You really crack me up


huehue...
User avatar #292 to #291 - tomhiddleston (11/25/2012) [-]
So are we weeding out the unfunny people?
#297 to #292 - feelythefeel (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm budding with excitement at these puns!
User avatar #284 - ninegagpro (11/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #294 to #284 - danytheop (11/25/2012) [-]
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#283 - deletedmyaccount (11/25/2012) [-]
So...legalize cocaine?

The final movie came out. The last nail is in the coffin. Most fangirls I know have long since stopped talking about it. Why is it that Funnyjunk has the hardest time letting go?
#281 - nicholass (11/25/2012) [-]
my neighbor's step-aunt makes $62 hourly on the computer. She has been out of work for 6 months but last month her payment was $18632 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more here==== FLY38.ℂOM =====
#278 - gangstafish (11/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #277 - biggrand (11/25/2012) [-]
Is twilight really bad, or are we just butthurt something we dont like is popular?
User avatar #279 to #277 - hotgog (11/25/2012) [-]
we're all just butthurt that girls* have different tastes than us

*does not apply to all girls
User avatar #276 - deansg (11/25/2012) [-]
from my understanding cocaine is a lot more fun than twilight.
#274 - choclategum (11/25/2012) [-]
Hey! Don't blame cocaine! It's not like it came knocking on their door, handed them a straw, and flew up their nose.
Hey! Don't blame cocaine! It's not like it came knocking on their door, handed them a straw, and flew up their nose.
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#266 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
>Implying cocaine is bad
#262 - lacsi (11/25/2012) [-]
*so did beiber
#263 to #262 - evantheboss (11/25/2012) [-]
**** justin bieber
#282 to #263 - evantheboss (11/25/2012) [-]
I really get a thumb down for saying " **** justin bieber"? I wasn't expecting a lot of green thumbs or anything, but I sure as hell wasn't expecting red ones.
to think that there are Bieber supporters on Fj...
#305 to #282 - macrohunter (11/25/2012) [-]
Hating on Justin Beiber is played out. It's generally accepted that more or less everyone is either a rabid fan or finds him utterly intolerable, so voicing one's opinion is unnecessary.   
   
At least, I THINK that's why you're getting thumbed down...I thumbed you up.
Hating on Justin Beiber is played out. It's generally accepted that more or less everyone is either a rabid fan or finds him utterly intolerable, so voicing one's opinion is unnecessary.

At least, I THINK that's why you're getting thumbed down...I thumbed you up.
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#304 to #282 - brohio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#307 to #304 - evantheboss (11/25/2012) [-]
im in college champ
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#298 to #282 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#268 to #263 - macrohunter (11/25/2012) [-]
THIS JUST IN: Justin Beiber's single 'Baby' has been overtaken by Gangnam Style as the number 1 most viewed video on Youtube.

In case anyone cares:
www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/24/psys-gangnam-style-beats-bieber-as-youtubes-most-watched-video/
#300 to #268 - I Am Monkey (11/25/2012) [-]
>Just went on youtube to confirm this
>Watch Gangnam style to celebrate
>Ad before video for perfume called "Justin Beiber's Girlfriend"
>MFW
#271 to #268 - lacsi (11/25/2012) [-]
This may be the best news I have ever heard
#258 - WhateverIguess (11/25/2012) [-]
counter-counter-counterargument.
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#255 - ishotthedeputy (11/25/2012) [-]
So has Stephen Hawking
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