The Truth. Not OC. I. 3:. BEFORE. Mfw my birthday's tomorrow and you make me think of my parents having sex 18 yrs 9 months ago.... Truth or dare
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#16 - digitaldavinci (11/25/2012) [-]
Mfw my birthday's tomorrow and you make me think of my parents having sex 18 yrs 9 months ago....
Mfw my birthday's tomorrow and you make me think of my parents having sex 18 yrs 9 months ago....
User avatar #17 to #16 - pastmemories (11/25/2012) [-]
birthday tomorrow...18y 9months ago. Hmm...something seems off.
User avatar #19 to #17 - digitaldavinci (11/25/2012) [-]
I would have had to have been in my stomach for my parents to have conceded me on my birthday. The 9 months is my fetal period
User avatar #23 to #19 - onkii (11/25/2012) [-]
so... you will be 18?
User avatar #20 to #19 - pastmemories (11/25/2012) [-]
Oh my! I seem to have made a mistake! Thank you :)
User avatar #41 to #16 - mettih (11/25/2012) [-]
We share birthday :3
User avatar #30 to #16 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (11/25/2012) [-]
Be glad that, 18 years and 9 months ago, your mother decided not to swallow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
#114 to #30 - eyeballfrog (11/25/2012) [-]
Instead she spit him into her vagina...?
Instead she spit him into her vagina...?
#187 to #114 - leebo (11/25/2012) [-]
Jeez, I wouldn't want to be that sperm.
User avatar #155 to #30 - mrcowll (11/25/2012) [-]
And 18 years and 9 months ago was probably the last time she saw his father.
User avatar #18 to #16 - yunogasaii (11/25/2012) [-]
I hope you have a neutral birthday tomorrow.
#58 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/25/2012) [-]
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#76 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 to #76 - MaggotDeath (11/25/2012) [-]
I turn 20 tomorrow.
User avatar #87 to #76 - regdestroy (11/25/2012) [-]
I turned 18 yesterday.
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#101 to #87 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #195 to #101 - regdestroy (11/26/2012) [-]
To you as well
#45 - askafapper (11/25/2012) [-]
MFW my birthday is on Friday and I figure this out.   
   
I'm a 			*******		 valentine's day present.
MFW my birthday is on Friday and I figure this out.

I'm a ******* valentine's day present.
User avatar #53 to #45 - mourningspawn (11/25/2012) [-]
yeah when i found out... my life... ruined
User avatar #93 - ihaveakeyboard (11/25/2012) [-]
I was born 9 months and 2 days after my mother's birthday. and I was 2 days late.
User avatar #96 to #93 - kayen (11/25/2012) [-]
YOU WERE A BIRTHDAY GIFT!
#99 to #96 - ihaveakeyboard (11/25/2012) [-]
I realized that when I was like ten and MFW
#67 - cupcakedevourer (11/25/2012) [-]
I share a birthday with a guy in my class... and we have the same surname... should I be worried?
I share a birthday with a guy in my class... and we have the same surname... should I be worried?
User avatar #68 to #67 - ghostisaho (11/25/2012) [-]
long lost brother?
User avatar #69 to #68 - cupcakedevourer (11/25/2012) [-]
Twins...?
User avatar #70 to #69 - ghostisaho (11/25/2012) [-]
you should get a dna test
User avatar #85 to #70 - cupcakedevourer (11/25/2012) [-]
I should...
#72 to #67 - buffermcmufflin (11/25/2012) [-]
Rape him, Cupcake...
#86 to #72 - cupcakedevourer (11/25/2012) [-]
Wincest! No, I should force him to have sex with me, and them call rape. Ha!
Wincest! No, I should force him to have sex with me, and them call rape. Ha!
#103 to #86 - John Cena (11/25/2012) [-]
What song is this from?
User avatar #104 to #103 - cupcakedevourer (11/25/2012) [-]
Somebody I Used To Know.
#57 - urindanger (11/25/2012) [-]
MFW I have a birthday near thanksgiving
#108 - elkhemist (11/25/2012) [-]
mfw I realised that I was conceived on my parent's anniversary.
mfw I realised that I was an accident.
#48 - frohling (11/25/2012) [-]
Denmark won the european championship of soccer in june 1992. i'm born march 1993
Denmark won the european championship of soccer in june 1992. i'm born march 1993
#74 to #48 - John Cena (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm danish too and born in 1992..why do we have to know that?
User avatar #185 to #48 - DagothUr (11/25/2012) [-]
They won June 26th 1992. When were you born in March? I'm March 30th 1993. :o
#192 to #185 - frohling (11/25/2012) [-]
29th. btw Nirvana played on the Roskilde-festival the same day
#135 - partnerintroll (11/25/2012) [-]
September 18th. I was a christmas present
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#112 - deadmeme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#65 - Chitzu (11/25/2012) [-]
Yesterday was my birthday.
#26 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Sadly, I am among these birthdays.   
   
mfw I realized this around 12 years old.
Sadly, I am among these birthdays.

mfw I realized this around 12 years old.
#24 - lucidria (11/25/2012) [-]
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Fun fact nobody gives a single **** about:
My birthday is on Valentine's Day.
Double the sex, ************* !




Just kidding, I'm a virgin...
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User avatar #44 to #24 - LiberatedCommie (11/25/2012) [-]
So is mine.
#13 - pilkel (11/25/2012) [-]
mfw my birthday is today *insert cool story bro here*

couldn't find anything relevant so here's Patrick.
User avatar #42 to #13 - mettih (11/25/2012) [-]
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PILKEL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

(sing along!)
#50 to #13 - loszombis (11/25/2012) [-]
happy birthday! here have a puppy gif
happy birthday! here have a puppy gif
User avatar #14 to #13 - pedomuhammed (11/25/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PILKEL
User avatar #95 - omfgitsstsix (11/25/2012) [-]
I believe October has more birthdays than any other month.

Reason:
New Year's Eve is nine months earlier.
#126 to #95 - sparkletwy (11/25/2012) [-]
I was born in october 28..
I was born in october 28..
User avatar #176 - clemshh (11/25/2012) [-]
My birthday is exactly 9 months after, November 14th....
#46 - summin (11/25/2012) [-]
Nooooooooooooooo!!!
Nooooooooooooooo!!!
User avatar #39 - mettih (11/25/2012) [-]
My birthday is tomorrow :3
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