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User avatar #578 - badgerbaiting
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Actual conversation with my sister:
Her "You left the toilet seat up again, you ******* pig"
Me "Well as you claim to be a strong independent woman, I felt you'd be insulted if I left it up, as 'I would be assuming you couldn't do it yourself'. Seriously, do you even listen to yourself?"

This silenced her while she thought of a rebuttle.

At this point Dad walked in, high fived me and yelled "FOOLISH HUSSY, SHUT YOUR MOUTH".

I love having a drunken welsh Dad.