I say hey!. what's goin' on!?. l uh, alright? I i said hey, not suck my dick a heey C, l “ whats goin on? n Chris' s girl Ital
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I say hey!

what's goin' on!?

l uh, alright?
I i said hey, not suck my dick
a heey C,
l “ whats goin on?
n Chris' s girl Ital
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User avatar #78 - connorsg (11/25/2012) [-]
lets be honest, it was going to lead to him trying to hit on her.
#76 - ryanfitzy (11/25/2012) [-]
..I'm just gonna put this here because of the title.
#119 to #76 - fuzionsauce ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
oh man, take my internet please   
   
that was by far the funniest thing i've seen all week
oh man, take my internet please

that was by far the funniest thing i've seen all week
#121 to #119 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
psst comment #35
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User avatar #112 to #69 - Supercolton (11/25/2012) [-]
Because you can have a girl be your friend without trying to stick your dick in their ass.
User avatar #88 to #69 - wajaba (11/25/2012) [-]
To start, I'm a straight male, and 9/10 of my friends are girls.

yes, i have tried to flirt with "some" of them

but that some, is a very low "sum" ... see what i did there ? yeah

ok, so moral of the story, girls are just nice to be around, if they are the right ones
User avatar #75 to #69 - xxxdemongirl (11/25/2012) [-]
because guys and girls can be friends?
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#118 to #77 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
maybe the part of them you found attractive is their personality you ignorant jackass.
User avatar #113 to #77 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
I have lots of guy friends, but I'm not gay. Therefore I don't find them attractive, which means sometimes I hang out with people because I think they're cool people.
User avatar #79 to #77 - xxxdemongirl (11/25/2012) [-]
That's not at all why normal people talk to people... sometimes it's because they want to be friends. i have more guy friends than girls, because girls like to start **** at times for no reason. they're just friends, though. I'm not into them, they're not into me. we just hang out.
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User avatar #86 to #82 - xxxdemongirl (11/25/2012) [-]
why does everyone care so much about usernames? do they really matter all that much? I just couldn't think of one that wasn't taken.
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#39 - jesusthegardener (11/25/2012) [-]
And I said... HAY AY AY AY AY YA HAY AY AY AY , I SAID HEY... WHAT'S GOIN ON?
#36 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm probably going to get red thumbs for this, but here is goes   
Every guy who has messaged me, that I'm not already friends with, has tried to hit on me or the conversation has gotten creepy. Now I wait a bit before I make sure they know I'm taken, I give short answers until it gets to the same thing : "We should hang out." or "You should text me sometime". Yet I still get "I wasn't asking you to suck my dick" when I make sure they know I'm taken.  I'm not about to hangout with (or talk to) some strange dude when I have a boyfriend.    
Beside, wouldn't you be upset if some strange guy started messaging your girlfriend and she didn't make sure the dude knew she was with you?   
And maybe these girls just don't want to talk to you and that's there nice way of saying "don't talk to me." We're complicated rude creatures like that.   
   
tl;dr Don't message a girl who has a boyfriend.
I'm probably going to get red thumbs for this, but here is goes
Every guy who has messaged me, that I'm not already friends with, has tried to hit on me or the conversation has gotten creepy. Now I wait a bit before I make sure they know I'm taken, I give short answers until it gets to the same thing : "We should hang out." or "You should text me sometime". Yet I still get "I wasn't asking you to suck my dick" when I make sure they know I'm taken. I'm not about to hangout with (or talk to) some strange dude when I have a boyfriend.
Beside, wouldn't you be upset if some strange guy started messaging your girlfriend and she didn't make sure the dude knew she was with you?
And maybe these girls just don't want to talk to you and that's there nice way of saying "don't talk to me." We're complicated rude creatures like that.

tl;dr Don't message a girl who has a boyfriend.
#116 to #36 - kirbeee (11/25/2012) [-]
After you've been on Funnyjunk for a while, everything sounds like an attempt to get laid, so I see where you're coming from.
User avatar #114 to #36 - Supercolton (11/25/2012) [-]
What if he just wants to be friends,what then? You know "hey lets hang out" is not always the same as "id like to put my dick in you" Can he not be friends if you have a boyfriend?
User avatar #120 to #114 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
It's up to the girl if she wants to be friends or not.
I don't want to hangout with any new dude while I have a boyfriend. I'm anti-social to begin with so making new friends ain't my thing.
#106 to #36 - maxsnax (11/25/2012) [-]
Wow, you make a completely valid, reasonable point and people start ******** all over the place. Bad tl;dr though
User avatar #109 to #106 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I know... I shouldn't have put it in there.. I think that's what caused the **** storm.
#85 to #36 - Prada (11/25/2012) [-]
"Don't message a girl who has a boyfriend."   
   
That's like saying I shouldn't talk to my mom because she's with my dad.
"Don't message a girl who has a boyfriend."

That's like saying I shouldn't talk to my mom because she's with my dad.
User avatar #90 to #85 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I should have finished it with "if you don't want to take the chance of her telling you she has a boyfriend"

User avatar #97 to #90 - Prada (11/25/2012) [-]
but that would depends on the guy doing the asking. if he's sensitive then yes he shouldn't, if he doesn't give a **** and only wants to just hang out like as friends, then why shouldn't he? you shouldn't generalize men like that, not all of us are horny sex maniacs.
User avatar #104 to #97 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
If he's going to get butthurt then he shouldn't.
User avatar #108 to #104 - Prada (11/25/2012) [-]
you just repeated what I said.
#73 to #36 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Shut up whore.
#58 to #36 - curtt (11/25/2012) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
#54 to #36 - zackmorris (11/25/2012) [-]
Don't understand why this is being thumbed down so hard, it's a dick move to randomly hit on someone in a relationship.
Don't understand why this is being thumbed down so hard, it's a dick move to randomly hit on someone in a relationship.
User avatar #115 to #54 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
There's a difference between hitting on someone and just wanting to have a swell time. And when I say "swell time," I don't mean sex. I mean video games and watching TV and ... and... a third thing that normal people do.
User avatar #83 to #54 - xxxdemongirl (11/25/2012) [-]
"we should hang out" doesn't always mean "i must have sex with you." sometimes it simply means "we should hang out"
User avatar #98 to #83 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
nah he's pretty much right though, most times it's a means for a guy to say "wanna go out" without actually using those words.

Unless you've already said that you're taken, but he still wants to hang out. Then he means as friends. Unless he still thinks he can get you to go out with him. Which would make him an ******* .
User avatar #117 to #98 - Supercolton (11/25/2012) [-]
Or it means HE JUST WANTS TO HANG OUT. **** in High School most of my friends were girls. At least 60%. Only 2 did I ever think about porking
User avatar #56 to #54 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
How am I supposed to know she's in one? And how can you automatically assume guys start conversations in order to hit on girls?

And it's probably not randomly; if we're talking about FB, then there's a 100% chance ur talking to her because you're on her friend's list, and a pretty damn high chance you know her, since she accepted the friend request.
User avatar #63 to #56 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
Not everyone has a facebook for just close friends they know. For some reason I use to add every request I got (I still have to go through my friends list every so often and delete people that I've never met)
User avatar #65 to #63 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
well then if someone whom you've never met tries to start a conversation/hit on you through FB, then they're completely betafags and I agree, you should shut them down somehow.

I just completely disagree with how you think you shouldnt make new friends with guys just because you have a boyfriend.
User avatar #67 to #65 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't even care to make friends in general.
I make friends with coworkers and that's about it.
I make small talk at school, but I don't consider that making friends.
User avatar #71 to #67 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
ah so you're antisocial. That's different and changes everything them. I sorta am too.
I mean, you say you make small talk at school, I sorta do to meaning that i'm pretty popular and I know a lot of people. But I don't hang out with any of them, I just know them. In reality I only have 3 really really close friends, 2 girls (one of them with a bf) and a guy. The bf actually told me he doesn't like how close I am with her, but I pretty much told him to deal with it, and my friend told me that he's never coming between us and he can't dictate who she's friends with.
so....
ya.
User avatar #57 to #56 - zackmorris (11/25/2012) [-]
Alright, "Don't message a girl who has a boyfriend" isn't the best advice, but don't get offended if she mentions that she is in a relationship.
And chances are if you two are good friends, she wouldn't feel uncomfortable anyway.
User avatar #62 to #57 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
I guess that's true. Personally, I don't get offended. But other guys must more often than I think though, because with this one girl in particular I spent 3 days chatting with her in person and on FB, and only on the third day when I finally asked her out did she inform me that she's taken, and then she apologized if she was leading me on, and she really likes me, and she'd go out with me if she were single, but she's not. I don't remember exactly how I responded, but I pretty much said "that's ok, I didnt know. You're still a cool girl and I'd like to hang out sometime,", to which she said that she likes me too and she would like to hang out, and she appreciates that i handled this so cooly and didnt get mad. And that sort of surprised me, I wasn't mad at all and didn't think Im in a position where I'm allowed to. Maybe it did take her long to tell me that she's taken, and I put in a lot of effort during this time, but hey..that's part of the game.
User avatar #64 to #62 - zackmorris (11/25/2012) [-]
Think most dudes know that feel, bitches be crazy.
User avatar #68 to #64 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, the girl I was talking about in particular is not crazy. I have a feeling she's just not used to being hit on and didn't know who should've told me earlier until I made it painfully obvious Im asking her out (by saying "Are you busy this Saturday? I know this really cool place in Manhattan we could hang out called the Village and I'd love to take you out." We did hang out a few times and everything's fine and dandy. We talk like we've known each other for years, even though we've only had maybe 20 real conversations. I have a feeling she's really into me, and that part where she said "if I was single, I'd go out with you" is true.
User avatar #43 to #36 - AresX (11/25/2012) [-]
Sad but true

Same **** happens to my girlfriend, ALMOST EVERY SINGLE guy friend she has had, besides this one gay dude and very few others have ADMITTED to secretly loving her or some **** . The chick in the content probably has had the same kind of **** happen to her.
User avatar #37 to #36 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
well you're certainly a stuck up bitch.
First off, guys don't know if you're taken or not. We talk to you because we want to figure that out, and then take you out. You automatically assume we just want to **** you. Some of us want decent relationships.

Another thing I've done/do; I hit on a girl because I like her, and then even after I learn she's taken, I still say "We should hang out sometime," because since I think she's cool enough for me to want her as a girlfriend, she's also cool enough to be my friend. So yea, I sort of do enter the friendzone, but willingly.
User avatar #44 to #37 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
You can't click on their profile and check real quick?

I'm stuck up because I don't want to hangout/talk to guys I don't know?
Cause I don't think it's right for someone in a relationship to just make new friends of the opposite sex.
Let's get real, not every guy is looking for some girl to come over and JUST watch movies with.You're might just be the 1% (most of FJ) Blame the creeps in the world who have ruined it for you.
User avatar #50 to #44 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
not every girl has it listed. Also I'm not even talking on FB, what if I approach at girl at my college?

If this is true, then how do you make guy friends? Wouldn't you just assume that they all just want to bang you, and because of that not have any?

The fact that you "dont think it's right for someone in a relationship to just make new friends of the opposite sex" is completely wrong. Because that's all it is, FRIENDS. You're not cheating on your boyfriend. And if the last thing you said was true, then guys wouldn't have female friends, because according to your logic, we just want to bang them and that's all.
That's completely not true. Like I said before, if I tell a girl that we should hang out after I know theyre already in a relationship, then I know it's not going to go anywhere, yet I still want to hang out because I think the girl is cool, and I want to become friends with her. And if you think that's wrong because there's a CHANCE that the girl might leave her boyfriend for me, then I say to you that it's up to the girl, because it takes 2 to tango.
Also, it's based on trust. I'm sure it might unsettle the boyfriend if his gf is going to hang out with another guy, but if he trusts her judgment, and knows for example that she's not a whore, then he should let her, because it should be alright.
User avatar #93 to #50 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
How am I having two different discussions with you? D:
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
Because this conversation is the one I started with you.



And the one above, I commented on someone else's comment, and then you commented on me.
User avatar #100 to #94 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I keep forgetting who I've replied to.

This has caused a lot more than I thought it would.
User avatar #103 to #100 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
welp, that's what happens when you post an opinion on FJ. This was a very contraversial topic you brought up. I usually dont get involved in these types of 'debates', and even this one made me respond. That's how you know this is 'contraversial'.

Ahh well.

They're gonna thumb you down cuz they think you're a bitch which instantly rejects people. Which is true, you dont deny right? I'm ok with this, my best friend (the one with the boyfriend who doesn't like me) is a total complete bitch to people she doesn't like, but a sweatheart to those she cares a lot about (I still have no idea how I managed to get so close to her over the past 2 years. But apparently she says I know he better than anyone else in the world, even her bf.)
User avatar #80 to #50 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I make small talk at collage, but I'm just one of those people who don't care to make friends (with either gender).

This is just my situation: but I've had the same friends circle of friends for quite some time, and some new ones have been added in over the years. My boyfriend and I were friends 4 years before going out. We both have friends of the opposite sex that we hangout with by ourself.
Making new friends isn't a priority in my life, and my boyfriend has talked about how he doesn't care to make new friends. So it would be sketchy for either one of us to just all of a sudden have a new friend of the opposite sex that we want to hangout with.
User avatar #95 to #80 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
OK, maybe you've got a point I can agree with.

I just think it's wrong for you to 'instantly reject' someone who may or may not have been hitting on you, just because you already have a boyfriend. And I think it's weird how you think it's wrong for s girl to make guy friends if she's not single.

Other than that, you're alright.
#35 - thenameschuck (11/25/2012) [-]
I say "HEY!" what is going on today!
User avatar #38 to #35 - padfoott (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one that sang this.
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#32 - shellravon (11/25/2012) [-]
>Was about to make a He-Man reference.   
>Looks at comments.   
 Dammit.   
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>Was about to make a He-Man reference.
>Looks at comments.
Dammit.
.gif unrelated.
#31 - horaquan (11/25/2012) [-]
The title and the description put together sound like a chorus to a really bad pop song…
User avatar #27 - burgermeatt (11/25/2012) [-]
blackacrebrewing.com/home/

Click under 21 :D
User avatar #26 - sphinxe (11/25/2012) [-]
Pf. I beg to differ.
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User avatar #22 - bokkos ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
I SAID HEY

WHATS GOIN ON
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