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#31 - Ragon (11/24/2012) [-]
> Take grey pill
> invite girl you love to dinner
> have a great conversation
>food 10/10
> go back to her house
> on her doorstep
> use power granted by the gods
> go in for a kiss
> she turns away and slams the door on your face
Next Day
>call, text, and email
>never hear from her
> go to house
> dad answers the door
> tells you to stay the hell away from his daughter
> leave and never see her again
Ten Years Later
> see mutual friend
> catch up
> talk about her
> find out she loved you already
>yfw you made your soulmate unlove you
User avatar #7 - thisisspartah (11/24/2012) [-]
if i turn 80 i would take blue pill and choose soccer, imagine an 80 year old in the champions leage
#5 - sirpants (11/24/2012) [-]
what i took all of them at once?
#133 - octs (11/25/2012) [-]
>Choose pink.
>Shapeshift into a version of yourself with every other superpower.
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#75 - spongymon (11/24/2012) [-]
With my luck, if i chose the red pill i would be stuck with internet explorer
#112 - tmlfana (11/25/2012) [-]
Grey Pill.... please
#130 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
grey.... 4 years today since I met my ex and a year since we broke up... would do anything to get that girl back....

Please don't hate
#139 to #130 - RobotFish (11/25/2012) [-]
: l
I know that feel
#141 to #139 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
really ******* sucks... I still wear a bracelet she gave me that says 25.11.2008
#142 to #141 - RobotFish (11/25/2012) [-]
She made me a bracelet too...
#145 to #142 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
I wanna say that everything will turn out fine but I can't really think of a worse feeling right now...
She may have been a bit above average in size but just everything about her was so perfect... she was not a 10/10 looks but her personality was 15/10. I miss her and i really, really miss her entire family...
#150 to #145 - RobotFish (11/25/2012) [-]
Damn straight, She was perfect to me...
I wanna say everything will turn out fine as well,
I wish I could change the past...
#154 to #150 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
if I had one wish, I would go back 3-4 years and change things... my only wish. screw money, screw health... none of that would make me really happy. I have never felt happiness like the happiness I felt with her in july-august 2011 when we took a trip to NYC and stayed at this AMAZING hotel and had no worries in the entire world... 3 months later we broke up and it's all been downhill since then
User avatar #156 to #154 - RobotFish (11/25/2012) [-]
She was a bright light in a hellish nightmare for me.
Finally showed me what happiness was...
I felt happy for once
but I was too stupid and got mad easily..
#161 to #156 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
for me it was that I was completely blind to what I had with her and she was never enough for me... I never cheated on her but I might as well have...
User avatar #162 to #161 - RobotFish (11/25/2012) [-]
I never told her everything about me...
I talked to other girls...
I was stupid
#164 to #162 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
I did the same damn thing... are we just programmed to do that?
User avatar #166 to #164 - RobotFish (11/25/2012) [-]
Maybe it's just a natural thing...
Humans are never pleased
and they always end up wanting more...
#167 to #166 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
human nature... almost as ****** up as women logic
User avatar #168 to #167 - RobotFish (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah almost
#149 to #145 - voidwards (11/25/2012) [-]
why not get back together bro? Whats stopping you?
#152 to #149 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
well there is the small factor of her wanting me back too... although I haven't really given it much though, I think she wouldn't really like it if I just locked her up in my basement
#155 to #152 - voidwards (11/25/2012) [-]
so you both want each other back, but you're not together? Am I collasally misinterpriting something here?
#159 to #155 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
no that's the thing... she doesn't want me back... I tried for months after we broke up but she didn't even wanna se my face
#146 to #130 - bitchimflawless (11/25/2012) [-]
Hug it out bro.
Hug it out bro.
#12 - kuchikirukia (11/24/2012) [-]
Pink pill.
#148 - anon (11/25/2012) [-]
is there a pill that gives me the last 2 minutes of my life back?
#114 - kungfujesusx ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #66 - eatmaishorts (11/24/2012) [-]
RED.perfect for school
#67 to #66 - eatmaishorts (11/24/2012) [-]
made a picture
#63 - bottleofrum (11/24/2012) [-]
Red pill
User avatar #54 - kampi (11/24/2012) [-]
Pink, easily.

I mean, how cool wouldn't it be to transform into, like...

...a DITTO?
User avatar #51 - carsausage (11/24/2012) [-]
>see pills
>unequip backpack
>take slapchop out
>slide all in
>slap a good amount of times
>use capsule and hotel card
>scrape powder into capsule using hotel card
>close capsule
#120 - quesocnkane ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Seeing 1-5 years ahead of the stock market?   
That's infinite money.

Seeing 1-5 years ahead of the stock market?

That's infinite money.
User avatar #121 to #120 - anomorphous ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Was just about to say the same thing.
#129 to #120 - jonki (11/25/2012) [-]
betting.... wasn't that in back to the future or something? where he buys a book with all game winnings for some years?
#132 to #120 - leighlin (11/25/2012) [-]
But what if your investment in a company caused them not to make their normal actions? Like say a company that will be worth 50 billions made the decisions leading up to that point based on the fact that they started off with little to no investors. By investing said money you could derail every choice that led up to the company being worth 50 billion. For all you know the CEO who is then elected due to your investment could possibly drive the company into the ground.

I don't know.... I just don't know...
User avatar #143 to #132 - quesocnkane ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
A. You're functioning on the premise of a dynamic timeline

B. Because of Economics, logic, business management, accounting and reasons, no company would stop from using that money if and investor would give it to them

C. OR you could make a million small investments 1 big one, or 10,000 tiny ones.
User avatar #144 to #143 - leighlin (11/25/2012) [-]
Hmm... you make a good point.... three good points actually....

I have no counter argument.
User avatar #137 - loomiss (11/25/2012) [-]
Pink, shapeshift into a guy holdiong the other pills eat all of them, repeat eat all again double powers. kill yourself.
User avatar #107 - jakjakisbak (11/25/2012) [-]
Blue pill and just wait till I'm 90 years old. Not only will I live another 10 years but I could join the Olympics with my ability.
#98 - anon (11/25/2012) [-]

All of them at once. The effects would be amazing.
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