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#7 - twofacedent (11/24/2012) [-]
But seriously, how ******* happy was the 50th terrorist
User avatar #69 to #7 - slyve (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe he was happy to be alive, but after something like that, i think he is pretty ****** in the head for the rest of his life.
#22 - Kirbyman (11/24/2012) [-]
Torture nowadays.
User avatar #41 - rajand (11/24/2012) [-]
I copied and pasted this from an urban legends website. "Analysis: False. I consulted Dr. Frank E. Vandiver, professor of history at Texas A&M University and author of Black Jack: The Life and Times of John J. Pershing, to ask if there's any truth to the above, and he responded via email that in his opinion the story is apocryphal.
"I never found any indication that it was true in extensive research on his Moro experiences," Vandiver wrote. "This kind of thing would have run completely against his character."

Similarly, I've been unable to find any evidence corroborating the claim that Muslims believe that "eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell." It is true that Islamic dietary restrictions, like those of Judaism, forbid the eating or handling of pork because pigs are considered unclean. But according to Raeed Tayeh of the American Muslim Association in North America, the notion that a Muslim would be denied entrance to heaven for touching a pig is "ridiculous." A statement from the Anti-Defamation League characterizes the claim as an "offensive caricature of Muslim beliefs."

Lastly, John J. Pershing was born near Laclede, Missouri — not Mississippi."
#59 to #41 - anaklusmos (11/24/2012) [-]
I just saved your comment so I can post it next time this content comes around.
#43 to #41 - Jowi ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Good snooping!
#107 - dirigiblequixote (11/24/2012) [-]
Fun fact: Israeli Defense Force headquarters have guard pigs for this very reason.

Plus, pigs are goddamn vicious. ****** crazy.
User avatar #128 to #107 - bokkos (11/24/2012) [-]
Like pig-pigs, or ************* battle boars?
#137 to #107 - twofacedent (11/24/2012) [-]
"Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig"
#76 - heartlessrobot (11/24/2012) [-]
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We need to do this again. Or threaten to rain pig entrails out of planes instead of bombs. Or bombs with pigs strapped to them.
#88 to #76 - atoaster (11/24/2012) [-]
Make a fence of water sprinklers along a military base that uses pigs' blood. Or take a firefighting helicopter and spray pigs blood everywhere.
User avatar #90 to #88 - heartlessrobot (11/24/2012) [-]
Or stuff pigs with c4, get them hopped up on cocaine, add a timer to the c4, then release them.
#112 to #88 - trevanman (11/24/2012) [-]
kill the pigs, get blood for anti-terrorism war, get bacon for deliciousness...
sounds like a plan....
User avatar #53 - I Am Monkey (11/24/2012) [-]
Today: Kill the man responsible for the largest terrorist attack in human history. Give him a respectful burial in accordance with Muslim law.
Lolwut
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User avatar #93 to #56 - I Am Monkey (11/24/2012) [-]
Yea, liberals removed our balls.
#104 to #93 - jangofret (11/24/2012) [-]
I think there should be a nice level of tolerance. (ie. let gays be gay, let people believe as they wish) But once someone goes past that level of tolerance they should be hunted down and ended.
#95 - iamphoenix (11/24/2012) [-]
That's um...pretty hardcore.
#101 to #95 - ludislavonac (11/24/2012) [-]
Indeed it is
#106 to #101 - iamphoenix (11/24/2012) [-]
You're using that meme incorrectly, sir. It's meant for instances of failed attempts at being hardcore. This general most certainly did not fail.
User avatar #82 - threeeighteen (11/24/2012) [-]
It's odd how FJ is acting all tough and strict on Muslims all of a sudden, normally it's "liberal" pussies sucking Muslim dick (metaphorically of course).
User avatar #108 to #82 - illegalartist (11/24/2012) [-]
im a liberal and i completely support pershing's actions. Just because one is liberal doesnt mean one wants to submit to radical islamists. or any radicals for that matter. (ie hardcore anti abortionists that blow up planned parenthood centers).
User avatar #144 to #108 - threeeighteen (11/25/2012) [-]
That's why I put the quotation around liberal, "liberals" are those who claim to be but act otherwise.
User avatar #149 to #144 - illegalartist (11/25/2012) [-]
nope, look up the definition of a liberal
#109 to #82 - jigger (11/24/2012) [-]
just because liberals think this is a better approach with more pleasing results than the recent alternative, its not much to do with muslims, we just feel there has been an unnecessary loss of life and this story presents a humorous solution
User avatar #141 to #82 - soarinxdashie (11/25/2012) [-]
No... not metaphorically... literally.
User avatar #142 to #141 - threeeighteen (11/25/2012) [-]
Well maybe the gay liberals.
User avatar #143 to #142 - threeeighteen (11/25/2012) [-]
And the women.
User avatar #145 to #143 - soarinxdashie (11/25/2012) [-]
Obama isn't gay... he still does it.
User avatar #147 to #146 - soarinxdashie (11/25/2012) [-]
The whole Lybia incident. The Navy Seal who went into the compound in the first hour, (disregarding direct orders from the president, CIA, Secretary of defense and State) who died protecting the ambassador, is going to be listed as being dishonorably discharged for not following direct orders. And the first thing Obama did in response is apologize for possibly disrespecting any Muslims, and would like them to stop shooting the embassy.
User avatar #151 to #147 - fedexman (11/27/2012) [-]
I say we unleash the pigs on the *************
User avatar #152 to #151 - soarinxdashie (11/27/2012) [-]
YEEAH
User avatar #148 to #147 - threeeighteen (11/25/2012) [-]
Okay, thanks for the knowledge. I'd just prefer a strong leader to a limp wristed pansy.
#96 to #82 - thadin (11/24/2012) [-]
This is my thoughts on this matter.
The content says "Muslim Extremist attack."
FJ is alright with the 'normal' ones, not the terrorist kind.
If the article is correct, then the Muslims who were being killed where of the terrorist sort.
#121 to #96 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
I agree, but unfortunately if that were the only case then people won't be discriminant towards 'normal' Muslims if they only hated the terrorist ones...
User avatar #98 to #96 - threeeighteen (11/24/2012) [-]
But still, I thought FJ would've cried over the "unnecessary" force used in killing them, ahwell, FJ is full of surprises.
#99 to #98 - thadin (11/24/2012) [-]
FJ is rather bipolar on most matters.
A few months back, any repost was shunned and sent to red-thumb hell... Now when people call out a reposting, they get the red thumbs.
It changes often.
User avatar #97 to #96 - thadin (11/24/2012) [-]
Were.*
#72 - darkoblivion (11/24/2012) [-]
this is too awesome, we should do this.
this is too awesome, we should do this.
User avatar #75 - ohhhsnap (11/24/2012) [-]
wasted bacon.damn u general,damn u
#28 - ozydaeus (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm muslim and I approve of this. Seriously, this **** would definitely work again, or bring an even bigger **** storm. Either way it'll be interesting to watch
#35 to #28 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
You're muslim and you agree with it saying "they believe pigs are filthy animals" and "barred from paradise and doomed to hell?"
I hope not, because that's not what Islam teaches. And knowing that, do you really think it would work again?
#40 to #35 - ltsreno (11/24/2012) [-]
It actually is what Islam teaches.
(Religion student.)
#45 to #35 - ozydaeus (11/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, it does. I'm just saying that diplomacy hasn't worked with Islamic extremists. They fight using fear so it's probably best we use the same tactic against them like that general did.
User avatar #48 to #28 - IamEllis (11/24/2012) [-]
okay guys, we can do it now! its all good! we got oerission fro this ******* muslim guy
User avatar #36 to #28 - sabdoor (11/24/2012) [-]
You're not Muslim
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#2 - ragingdrunk (11/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatonetyler (11/24/2012) [-]
Obama is Muslim though so this is irrelevant
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#6 to #3 - wardenspectre (11/24/2012) [-]
Ignorance like this needs to go somewhere else
User avatar #21 to #6 - thatonetyler (11/24/2012) [-]
trolling and there was a lot of butt hurt off of this
User avatar #24 to #21 - dimppa ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
a lot.... yeaaa i can see that
User avatar #27 to #24 - thatonetyler (11/24/2012) [-]
yep
User avatar #114 to #21 - buttinspecter (11/24/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter whether people can tell you're trolling or not. If you're serious, you'll be thumbed down because you're a retard. If you're trolling, you'll be thumbed down because trolls are retards.
#31 to #4 - powerfapping (11/24/2012) [-]
Well, I just now read your comment after posting the same picture 13 hours later. *See above* Just thought you should know. Have a nice day.
User avatar #32 to #31 - slashtrey (11/24/2012) [-]
no worries. it applies pretty well to that retard. thumbs for you on both comments, great minds think alike.
User avatar #37 to #32 - thatonetyler (11/24/2012) [-]
implying i am even mentally challenged.
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User avatar #29 to #3 - drewbridge (11/24/2012) [-]
He.....he isn't.
User avatar #70 to #3 - thatonetyler (11/24/2012) [-]
im not deleting this **** , may the butthurt continue
#134 to #70 - wardenspectre (11/24/2012) [-]
"LOL GUISE LOOK THEY'RE SO MAD LOL MAXIMUM trollOLOLOLIN FTW UMAD BRO U JUST GOT TRICKED"

Go away.
#100 to #70 - slashtrey (11/24/2012) [-]
implying you actually believe it.
User avatar #139 to #3 - metallicaone (11/25/2012) [-]
Show some ******* Respect for your President. I voted for Mitt Romney, but I still respect Obama. No matter what he is our President and we must support him
User avatar #140 to #139 - thatonetyler (11/25/2012) [-]
He is my commander in chief, and yes i am in the U.S. Army, it was a little joke because i heard some rednecks at my school saying he was muslim and i got mad about it, so i wanted to test this theory to see if others would react the same way as which they did, and i know that he is a devoted christian so please calm down.
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#1 - aaronoutlaw (11/23/2012) [-]
This man. Bring him back!
#65 - cometfire (11/24/2012) [-]
DO THIS NOW!
DO THIS NOW!
User avatar #81 to #65 - threeeighteen (11/24/2012) [-]
We shall ride forth, men of Rohan!
User avatar #46 - undeadwill (11/24/2012) [-]
Why the **** don't we do this?

I mean out all the torture we do this one scares the **** out of them
User avatar #77 to #46 - heartlessrobot (11/24/2012) [-]
Because, we've turned into a bunch of pussies. We are a nuclear superpower, god damn it. If I were in charge, I would have just threatened to wipe them off the face of the earth. I think that would have shut them up.
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#64 to #60 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
do you think posting a picture of muhammad with a dick on his face would cause a ********* or possibly a riot
User avatar #117 - maxmilianoq (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh i wonder why muslims hate us
User avatar #116 - jscrunchies (11/24/2012) [-]
First of all, this is a myth. While I would love if this was true, it's not. Second of all, get off your high-horses. Most of you are arrogant ***** in the lower comments.
User avatar #119 to #116 - fuzzyballs (11/24/2012) [-]
hey, no need to be a dick about it
#102 - aguta (11/24/2012) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Worth it **
#73 - cdroid (11/24/2012) [-]
Liberals would never go for this. Conservatives would say "tomorrow, we're goin down to Guantanamo Bay and picking out our 50 favorite muslims."
#111 to #73 - jigger (11/24/2012) [-]
sure they would, its a lot cheaper and easier than the occupation of a country
#150 to #111 - cdroid (11/26/2012) [-]
Let's petition Mr. Obama and see if he'll go for it.
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