Gimme Dem Eggs!. . Ilium% mun 'till!. He can fertilize me any day.
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User avatar #4 - SnugglyWuggly (11/24/2012) [-]
He can fertilize me any day.
User avatar #5 to #4 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Silly Snuggly, you're a guy, you can't get pregnant. c:
User avatar #8 to #5 - SnugglyWuggly (11/24/2012) [-]
I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!
User avatar #9 to #8 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
My name isn't Harold! WHO TOLD YOU THAT!? Was it Denise?
User avatar #10 to #9 - SnugglyWuggly (11/24/2012) [-]
Yes, and I know all about your dirty secret.
User avatar #11 to #10 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I-it was a phase, I was just experimenting...
User avatar #12 to #11 - SnugglyWuggly (11/24/2012) [-]
It's okay, foxxy-butt. You secret is safe with me.
User avatar #14 to #12 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Don't call me foxxy-butt here, the regular people can't know. >.>
#15 to #14 - SnugglyWuggly (11/24/2012) [-]
The "Norms." X3
#16 to #15 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Indeed.

*furry-hater repellent deployed*
Now I just need a "my butt isn't girly"-repellent >////>
#17 to #16 - SnugglyWuggly (11/24/2012) [-]
Lol, you and I alike.
User avatar #25 to #9 - thebestperson (11/24/2012) [-]
You need to login to view this link was me.What are you gonna do about it,Harold?
User avatar #73 to #5 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
spacedock , **** reply limits

Give in to the desires =3=
User avatar #74 to #73 - spacedock (11/24/2012) [-]
Never! I shan't role play not now not ever

You naughty, naughty fox!
User avatar #75 to #74 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm not asking you to roleplay, because I'm terrible at it.

murr~ >w>
User avatar #76 to #75 - spacedock (11/24/2012) [-]
how can you be bad at role playing, Isn't it just type ******* ?
User avatar #77 to #76 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
it requires creativity which I don't have... I'm a man fox of actions.
User avatar #78 to #77 - spacedock (11/24/2012) [-]
try ******* a pillow and just type what you're doing, you're foxy ways shall be transformed in to erotic poetry before your very eyes, or you'll still be **** and now have to wash your pillow
User avatar #79 to #78 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Only when I'm at my absolute horniest I manage to write rose-lined **** stories. c:
User avatar #80 to #79 - spacedock (11/24/2012) [-]
when you reach super sensual level 4 can you fuse to make the ultimate randy role playing master of masturbation
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User avatar #6 - mion (11/24/2012) [-]
Woah. That guy is pretty hot.
#21 - thatsnumberwang (11/24/2012) [-]
''How you like yo eggs?''   
oh god please someone get this xD
''How you like yo eggs?''
oh god please someone get this xD
User avatar #64 to #21 - gojirabandfan (11/24/2012) [-]
lemme smang it guuuurl
Smashin' and bangin'
User avatar #81 to #21 - caseyh (11/24/2012) [-]
see comment #18
#35 to #21 - wwjjgg (11/24/2012) [-]
I thought I was the only one who knew...
#22 to #21 - bobben (11/24/2012) [-]
How you like yo eggs? Fried or Fertalized? The way you move your hips girl make me feel hypnotized.
#20 - klavikothethird (11/24/2012) [-]
People actually eat fertilized chicken eggs in Southeast Asia. Pretty nasty.
User avatar #53 to #20 - baconasaurus (11/24/2012) [-]
thanks, now i will never eat eggs again. okay i lied
#60 to #20 - overdie (11/24/2012) [-]
I live in southeast asia and I've never seen one
User avatar #37 to #20 - potatotown (11/24/2012) [-]
you would be eating abortion...
User avatar #23 to #20 - hokeymon (11/24/2012) [-]
Yummy balot.
#28 to #20 - potatotown (11/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #28 - graphically (11/24/2012) [-]
They're supposed to be extremely delicious even by western standards despite their appearance
User avatar #36 to #31 - potatotown (11/24/2012) [-]
how would you even go about preparing it?
User avatar #38 to #36 - graphically (11/24/2012) [-]
add a little salt then bite right in
#39 to #38 - potatotown (11/24/2012) [-]
that is so ******* disgusting
the tiny little so under-developed bones...
User avatar #45 to #39 - graphically (11/24/2012) [-]
What are you, some sort of vegan?

Did you not see the burnt turkey sitting in the middle of your table on thanksgiving. Did you not rip off it's charred leg from its body and bite into it's cooked muscles, ripping the meat from it's bones?
User avatar #49 to #45 - potatotown (11/24/2012) [-]
Its a fetus dude, how in any way does that look appetizing to you?
User avatar #26 - pighammer (11/24/2012) [-]
...Shepard Commander?
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User avatar #40 - pulluspardus (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm straight , but that guy is one sexy mother ****** .
#43 - dontcheckembro (11/24/2012) [-]
How you like your eggs?   
Fried or Fertilized?
How you like your eggs?
Fried or Fertilized?
User avatar #63 to #43 - gojirabandfan (11/24/2012) [-]
lemme smang it guuurl
Smash it and bang
User avatar #42 - fargone (11/24/2012) [-]
Heterosexual male checking in.
I'd **** that.
User avatar #33 - kierano (11/24/2012) [-]
Without pubes please. Now pull your ******* trousers up
#7 - paperclipsrule (11/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #18 - caseyh (11/24/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ

please tell me someone else thought of this (or has even seen it)
User avatar #66 - siggythepiggy (11/24/2012) [-]
What the **** are those pants?
#50 - John Cena (11/24/2012) [-]
gay man here - why the **** was he out the bedroom! geez....
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User avatar #13 - clusterfuckk (11/24/2012) [-]
Strangely enough, I'd watch that porn.
#2 - John Cena (11/23/2012) [-]
best ever!
#1 - fubmageren (11/23/2012) [-]
Hah.
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