everytime. cmon old people, we got places to be. when I hold doors for people Teenagers: Thanks. Adults: Thank you. Old People: WHY, THAN K YOU. YOU' RE SO KIND
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everytime. cmon old people, we got places to be. when I hold doors for people Teenagers: Thanks. Adults: Thank you. Old People: WHY, THAN K YOU. YOU' RE SO KIND

cmon old people, we got places to be

when I hold doors for
people
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THAN K YOU.
YOU' RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK
AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT
THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS
GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND
KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH
THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD
BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/23/2012) [-]
or sometime they go

" Do you think I'm helpless? I can open doors by myself."


well you know what **** you too you old cunt


true story... happened in a gas station today
User avatar #2 to #1 - razzr (11/23/2012) [-]
haha ive had this happen to me to xD
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/23/2012) [-]
she a ******* full bitch. Say thanks don't say thanks I don't care but, don't be a ******* bitch about it I should have just slammed it in in her ******* face
User avatar #36 to #1 - KillinTime (11/24/2012) [-]
close the door in his face
walk away

it's what he wanted right?
#64 to #1 - furyr (11/24/2012) [-]
One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the 			****		, I just opened a door for them
One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the **** , I just opened a door for them
#7 to #1 - danytheop (11/24/2012) [-]
I hate it when they say: I have a boyfriend. Like bitch I don't give a **** about yo ***** i just opened the door not your ******* legs. GOD ******* DAMMIT PEOPLE GET IT TOGETHER!
User avatar #139 to #7 - technosauce **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
"I opened the door not asked to see your tits you egotistical cunt". Is what you should say
User avatar #189 to #139 - danytheop (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, or I can't believe you made me get 130 thumbs. Jesus ******* christ.
User avatar #29 to #7 - ningyoaijin (11/24/2012) [-]
If a bitch did that to me, I'd just reply " **** you" and kick her down the nearest available set of stairs.
User avatar #98 to #29 - turboderp (11/24/2012) [-]
With that attitude, I really don't think you hold the door for anyone unless you want in their pants.
User avatar #155 to #7 - dapianoman (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd just slam the door in that bitch's ******* face. That's just plain being a douche if you ask me.
User avatar #43 - xgrandmoffx (11/24/2012) [-]
9/10 would play bingo with.
#67 - ainsley (11/24/2012) [-]
MFW I opened a door for a guy in the wheelchair at arby's when he looked at me and said "I don't need your ******* help, asshole"
User avatar #85 to #67 - thegirlyoudespise (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe he was embarrassed to admit he needed help
User avatar #69 to #67 - nephritho (11/24/2012) [-]
that's because they are full with **** and do not like to admit they need help else people think they are weak
User avatar #71 to #67 - robotrone (11/24/2012) [-]
"my bad, hot wheels."
+40
#57 - absolutefish **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#109 to #57 - amirblumenfeld (11/24/2012) [-]
Cheers mate
Cheers mate
User avatar #72 to #57 - SirFail (11/24/2012) [-]
i live in sheffield and its kinda like this
Kids: *Dirty look*
Teens (Male): Thanks mate
Teens (female): Cheers love
Adults: Cheers mate
Elderly(males): *Grumble* Dont need help *grumble*
Elderly(females): Such a sweet dear, Why i do love it when young gentlemen like yourself are so kind and caring. ..ten minute conversation about the weather and how her cat tibbles is doing...
#76 to #72 - spaceturtlecadet (11/24/2012) [-]
I want to know how Tibbles is doing..
#81 to #76 - notafunnyguy (11/24/2012) [-]
she died.
#28 - angelious ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
in finland:   
   
everybody: the 			****		 you doing?
in finland:

everybody: the **** you doing?
User avatar #55 to #28 - lolmonade ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Aren't people in finland nice?
#60 to #55 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
no
#114 - SunshineCabbage (11/24/2012) [-]
I remember some old woman tripping over a curb and smacking her forehead off the floor, I walked over, helped her up and called an ambulance (she was bleeding pretty bad). MFW she gave me twenty quid for helping her and not stealing her bags.
I remember some old woman tripping over a curb and smacking her forehead off the floor, I walked over, helped her up and called an ambulance (she was bleeding pretty bad). MFW she gave me twenty quid for helping her and not stealing her bags.
#164 to #114 - Duststorm (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh my God. This same thing happened to me when I was like eight. I was walking out of the hospital after foot surgery when this old lady fell and busted her head on the curb. My mom ran over, and the lady was walking with four other people, so there were five people grounding her. She stood up and told everyone that she was fine, but my mom still looked over at me, panicking, and told me to go run and get help. I became instantly hysterical and I busted into the lobby of the office where she had just came from, yelling that this old lady need help and she was hurt. Nobody did a 			*******		 thing but sit there silently and stare at me like "Is this kid 			*******		 stupid or something?". I sat there crying in the doorway before my mom came over. She got me in trouble because nobody else in a crowded 			*******		 doctor's office at a hospital wanted to help.    
   
I wish I could describe MFW, but all I can think of is a 			*******		 tomato because that must have been how red my face was. I guess this will have to do.   
   
 This is why I have trouble talking to people now.
Oh my God. This same thing happened to me when I was like eight. I was walking out of the hospital after foot surgery when this old lady fell and busted her head on the curb. My mom ran over, and the lady was walking with four other people, so there were five people grounding her. She stood up and told everyone that she was fine, but my mom still looked over at me, panicking, and told me to go run and get help. I became instantly hysterical and I busted into the lobby of the office where she had just came from, yelling that this old lady need help and she was hurt. Nobody did a ******* thing but sit there silently and stare at me like "Is this kid ******* stupid or something?". I sat there crying in the doorway before my mom came over. She got me in trouble because nobody else in a crowded ******* doctor's office at a hospital wanted to help.

I wish I could describe MFW, but all I can think of is a ******* tomato because that must have been how red my face was. I guess this will have to do.

This is why I have trouble talking to people now.
User avatar #168 to #164 - SunshineCabbage (11/24/2012) [-]
The thought was there bro... That's all that matters
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User avatar #167 to #165 - SunshineCabbage (11/24/2012) [-]
Believe me... The temptation was there. The amount of times I've walked past like a 4 year old tripping over and burst out laughing.
+1
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User avatar #123 to #120 - SunshineCabbage (11/24/2012) [-]
Awh, thanks :3
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#132 to #128 - SunshineCabbage (11/24/2012) [-]
>My boy   
>Boy   
   
D: Last time I checked I weren't a boy... But nice smile! Have some waffles, because hey... Free waffles.
>My boy
>Boy

D: Last time I checked I weren't a boy... But nice smile! Have some waffles, because hey... Free waffles.
+1
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#166 to #133 - Wumbologist (11/24/2012) [-]
>Taiga   
>Lilly   
   
I don't know who you are, but I think we should be friends. Do you know about the SOL Thread?
>Taiga
>Lilly

I don't know who you are, but I think we should be friends. Do you know about the SOL Thread?
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User avatar #171 to #170 - Wumbologist (11/24/2012) [-]
Well, basically it's like the anime board except without the cancer. I'm a regular on it, and we're basically a pretty small, tight-knit group, around 20 people or so, and we talk about anime and life and what have you. I think you'd fit right in; why not introduce yourself? We love newfriends.
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/theonetruesunnyday/4075016/Slice+of+Life+thread+3/
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#174 to #173 - Wumbologist (11/24/2012) [-]
YES DO SO   
ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE REACTION PIC
YES DO SO
ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE REACTION PIC
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#179 to #177 - Wumbologist (11/24/2012) [-]
THAT IS INDEED A PROBLEM
I SHALL CONTACT THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES SO THAT YOU MAY JOIN
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#185 to #183 - Wumbologist (11/24/2012) [-]
Ok, I just made a post on the thread itself and I messaged the main kim jong on fb, but he isn't online on either fj or facebook. Really, all we can do right now is wait. Once you get a friend request from theonetruesunnyday, you'll be able to access the thread. Sorry for the hassle.
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#103 - kaj (11/24/2012) [-]
i've never been thanked to that extent, but i have had "Thank you son, you're a true gentleman." mfw
User avatar #110 - anunamoose (11/24/2012) [-]
I held a door open for this group of girls one time. None said "Thank you", one called me a "Fat Tramp", and the other girls laughed. Don't you love how people have turned out?
User avatar #127 to #110 - kuraithevision (11/24/2012) [-]
It's cool, eventually it bites back. Should've used the trip rule, though.
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User avatar #154 to #110 - RamDozer (11/24/2012) [-]
You should have tripped her.
User avatar #130 to #110 - thebritishguy (11/24/2012) [-]
you should have farted on them excessively, thats what my Grandad says
#111 to #110 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
Should have slammed it on their asses.
User avatar #112 to #111 - anunamoose (11/24/2012) [-]
I didn't want to hurt the door.
#124 to #112 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
**** , i'd have payed the store for the damages to the door in that situation.
#22 - lulzinmyroflcopter (11/24/2012) [-]
Or when they just walk by, not saying anything as if you were ******* obligated to hold the door for them
User avatar #23 to #22 - Shramin (11/24/2012) [-]
Are you opening the door for them to be polite or because you want gratification?
User avatar #188 to #23 - lulzinmyroflcopter (11/25/2012) [-]
To be polite, but is it wrong to expect common courtesy from that person as well?
User avatar #191 to #188 - Shramin (11/25/2012) [-]
If you are expecting courtesy you are doing it for gratification, if you just appreciate when people do say thank you then you are being simply polite.
User avatar #87 - MichaelDoritos (11/24/2012) [-]
10/10 Would play bingo with
User avatar #88 to #87 - scootalooney (11/24/2012) [-]
#43
#135 - TigerMann (11/24/2012) [-]
"I would play bingo with this man any day."   
   
Why did I laugh at this so hard?
"I would play bingo with this man any day."

Why did I laugh at this so hard?
#24 - tonttu (11/24/2012) [-]
This happened at work one day.   
This one old lady one day was comming up from the stairs and I was going down. Because they were spiral shaped stairs, the other side is more narrow that the other. So I  nicely went to the narrow side, while holding heavy boxes. Then the old lady stops, and I say: "Go ahead". And then she says.   
"YOU MUST LET ME PASS, I MUST HOLD ON THE RAILING. MOVE ASSIDE!"   
   
I was pretty confused.    
So she went up to the office. And later when I came back, the old lady was yelling at this one woman who works in there.   
Old lady: I WILL NOT PAY THE BILLS, I HAVE PAID THEM.   
Woman: Ok, let's just print out the bills and watch what we can do.   
Old lady: I WILL NOT WAIT HERE AND STAND, MY FEET ARE GETTING SORE.   
Woman. Well you can sit down.   
OL: NO, I WILL NOT SIT DOWN BCAUSE I HAVE PAID.   
Woman: Well, lets just see what we can...   
The old woman leaves in the middle of the confersation.   
OL: I'll MAKE A POLICE REPORT IF YOU TRY TO BILL ME AGAIN.   
MFW
This happened at work one day.
This one old lady one day was comming up from the stairs and I was going down. Because they were spiral shaped stairs, the other side is more narrow that the other. So I nicely went to the narrow side, while holding heavy boxes. Then the old lady stops, and I say: "Go ahead". And then she says.
"YOU MUST LET ME PASS, I MUST HOLD ON THE RAILING. MOVE ASSIDE!"

I was pretty confused.
So she went up to the office. And later when I came back, the old lady was yelling at this one woman who works in there.
Old lady: I WILL NOT PAY THE BILLS, I HAVE PAID THEM.
Woman: Ok, let's just print out the bills and watch what we can do.
Old lady: I WILL NOT WAIT HERE AND STAND, MY FEET ARE GETTING SORE.
Woman. Well you can sit down.
OL: NO, I WILL NOT SIT DOWN BCAUSE I HAVE PAID.
Woman: Well, lets just see what we can...
The old woman leaves in the middle of the confersation.
OL: I'll MAKE A POLICE REPORT IF YOU TRY TO BILL ME AGAIN.
MFW
#150 - snaresinger (11/24/2012) [-]
Mfw that 1% of old people that are just like "Get the 			****		 out of my way. Kids these days."
Mfw that 1% of old people that are just like "Get the **** out of my way. Kids these days."
#39 - megustaboss (11/24/2012) [-]
in my country
#53 to #39 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
Is that country USA?
User avatar #48 to #39 - thederpestest (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd punch that kid if he said that to me when I was holding up a door for him.
User avatar #108 to #48 - wolfmango (11/24/2012) [-]
what you have to do is slam the door you opened for them in their face and stop them from opening it until they ask for your help
User avatar #140 - JesuschristofAZ (11/24/2012) [-]
A new outlet mall opened and I went with my parents there. My mom went into some ****** purse store, so I just stood outside. I decided to hold the door open for everyone coming in. Within a 30 minute span, more than 200 people went through those doors. Approximately 70 of those 200 people said thank you. Another approximately 30 mumbled something along the lines of a thank you, likely to try and maintain their pride. The males with girlfriends/wives tried to reaffirm their dominance when they tried to take over holding the door. Females, namely single females, attempted to avoid eye contact in an attempt to prevent an possible sexual signals. It was a small sample size, but I learned a lot about human nature just by holding open a door.
#99 - thearcher (11/24/2012) [-]
Ok, speaking from experience - NOONE is that nice. The amount of times I have to mutter "You're welcome" to someone's back is ridiculous!
User avatar #104 to #99 - noideawhatimdoing (11/24/2012) [-]
next time try yelling at them.

*they walk by, take 2-3 steps*

"YOUR WELCOME"

or just try and trip them
#157 to #104 - RamDozer (11/24/2012) [-]
Doing both at the same time would be ******* priceless.
User avatar #106 to #99 - theguywithpancakes (11/24/2012) [-]
Indubidebly
#102 to #99 - andnowducks (11/24/2012) [-]
And then this is your face if you put your foot out to trip them over.
And then this is your face if you put your foot out to trip them over.
+5
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User avatar #131 - whywouldyou (11/24/2012) [-]
I hold the door open for people all the time. Nobody ever says thank you or any form of it.
#89 - justbeingcool (11/24/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1714470 at MLP Brony Board **    mfw
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1714470 at MLP Brony Board ** mfw
#119 - xuberpwnagex (11/24/2012) [-]
In Canada,
Kids: Sorry
Teens:Sorry
Adults:Sorry
Old People: Sorry
User avatar #121 to #119 - cptfox (11/24/2012) [-]
what why do they say sorry
User avatar #126 to #121 - kyrian (11/24/2012) [-]
Canadians are so polite, they feel bad because they should have opened the door for you first.
User avatar #125 to #121 - moorbs (11/24/2012) [-]
Let me google that for you
lmgtfy.com/?q=canadian+stereotypes
#129 to #119 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm canadian and I say sorry when anyone holds the door for me and I have no idea why
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