everytime. cmon old people, we got places to be. when I hold doors for people Teenagers: Thanks. Adults: Thank you. Old People: WHY, THAN K YOU. YOU' RE SO KIND
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everytime

cmon old people, we got places to be

when I hold doors for
people
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THAN K YOU.
YOU' RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK
AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT
THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS
GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND
KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH
THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD
BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/23/2012) [+] (10 replies)
or sometime they go

" Do you think I'm helpless? I can open doors by myself."


well you know what **** you too you old cunt


true story... happened in a gas station today
#7 to #1 - danytheop (11/24/2012) [-]
I hate it when they say: I have a boyfriend. Like bitch I don't give a **** about yo ***** i just opened the door not your ******* legs. GOD ******* DAMMIT PEOPLE GET IT TOGETHER!
User avatar #43 - xgrandmoffx (11/24/2012) [-]
9/10 would play bingo with.
#67 - ainsley (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW I opened a door for a guy in the wheelchair at arby's when he looked at me and said "I don't need your ******* help, asshole"
+40
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User avatar #87 - MichaelDoritos (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
10/10 Would play bingo with
#28 - angelious ONLINE (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
in finland:   
   
everybody: the 						****					 you doing?
in finland:

everybody: the **** you doing?
#39 - megustaboss (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
in my country
#114 - SunshineCabbage (11/24/2012) [+] (20 replies)
I remember some old woman tripping over a curb and smacking her forehead off the floor, I walked over, helped her up and called an ambulance (she was bleeding pretty bad). MFW she gave me twenty quid for helping her and not stealing her bags.
I remember some old woman tripping over a curb and smacking her forehead off the floor, I walked over, helped her up and called an ambulance (she was bleeding pretty bad). MFW she gave me twenty quid for helping her and not stealing her bags.
#103 - kaj (11/24/2012) [-]
i've never been thanked to that extent, but i have had "Thank you son, you're a true gentleman." mfw
User avatar #31 - jibb (11/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Teenagers don't give a **** .
Scum of earth.
User avatar #35 to #31 - braddlesxp (11/24/2012) [-]
he said thanks, the **** are you expecting from holding a goddamm door open.

"HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW! I LOVE YOUR ACNE, JIBB FROM FUNNYJUNK"
#150 - snaresinger (11/24/2012) [-]
Mfw that 1% of old people that are just like "Get the 						****					 out of my way. Kids these days."
Mfw that 1% of old people that are just like "Get the **** out of my way. Kids these days."
User avatar #140 - JesuschristofAZ (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A new outlet mall opened and I went with my parents there. My mom went into some ****** purse store, so I just stood outside. I decided to hold the door open for everyone coming in. Within a 30 minute span, more than 200 people went through those doors. Approximately 70 of those 200 people said thank you. Another approximately 30 mumbled something along the lines of a thank you, likely to try and maintain their pride. The males with girlfriends/wives tried to reaffirm their dominance when they tried to take over holding the door. Females, namely single females, attempted to avoid eye contact in an attempt to prevent an possible sexual signals. It was a small sample size, but I learned a lot about human nature just by holding open a door.
#119 - xuberpwnagex (11/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
In Canada,
Kids: Sorry
Teens:Sorry
Adults:Sorry
Old People: Sorry
User avatar #126 to #121 - kyrian (11/24/2012) [-]
Canadians are so polite, they feel bad because they should have opened the door for you first.
User avatar #110 - anunamoose (11/24/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I held a door open for this group of girls one time. None said "Thank you", one called me a "Fat Tramp", and the other girls laughed. Don't you love how people have turned out?
#99 - thearcher (11/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Ok, speaking from experience - NOONE is that nice. The amount of times I have to mutter "You're welcome" to someone's back is ridiculous!
#22 - lulzinmyroflcopter (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Or when they just walk by, not saying anything as if you were ******* obligated to hold the door for them
#135 - TigerMann (11/24/2012) [-]
"I would play bingo with this man any day."   
   
Why did I laugh at this so hard?
"I would play bingo with this man any day."

Why did I laugh at this so hard?
User avatar #56 - lolmonade (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In israel:
Kids: thank you
Teens: .....
Adults: thanks
Olad people: (what op said)
User avatar #74 to #56 - switchblayde (11/24/2012) [-]
In Iraq:
Kids: *BOOM!*
Teens: ALLAHU AKBAR! *BOOM*
Adults: ALLAHU AKBAR! *BOOM!*
Old people: *in arabic* thank you,young man. *BOOM!*

To hell I go...
#24 - tonttu (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happened at work one day.   
This one old lady one day was comming up from the stairs and I was going down. Because they were spiral shaped stairs, the other side is more narrow that the other. So I  nicely went to the narrow side, while holding heavy boxes. Then the old lady stops, and I say: "Go ahead". And then she says.   
"YOU MUST LET ME PASS, I MUST HOLD ON THE RAILING. MOVE ASSIDE!"   
   
I was pretty confused.    
So she went up to the office. And later when I came back, the old lady was yelling at this one woman who works in there.   
Old lady: I WILL NOT PAY THE BILLS, I HAVE PAID THEM.   
Woman: Ok, let's just print out the bills and watch what we can do.   
Old lady: I WILL NOT WAIT HERE AND STAND, MY FEET ARE GETTING SORE.   
Woman. Well you can sit down.   
OL: NO, I WILL NOT SIT DOWN BCAUSE I HAVE PAID.   
Woman: Well, lets just see what we can...   
The old woman leaves in the middle of the confersation.   
OL: I'll MAKE A POLICE REPORT IF YOU TRY TO BILL ME AGAIN.   
MFW
This happened at work one day.
This one old lady one day was comming up from the stairs and I was going down. Because they were spiral shaped stairs, the other side is more narrow that the other. So I nicely went to the narrow side, while holding heavy boxes. Then the old lady stops, and I say: "Go ahead". And then she says.
"YOU MUST LET ME PASS, I MUST HOLD ON THE RAILING. MOVE ASSIDE!"

I was pretty confused.
So she went up to the office. And later when I came back, the old lady was yelling at this one woman who works in there.
Old lady: I WILL NOT PAY THE BILLS, I HAVE PAID THEM.
Woman: Ok, let's just print out the bills and watch what we can do.
Old lady: I WILL NOT WAIT HERE AND STAND, MY FEET ARE GETTING SORE.
Woman. Well you can sit down.
OL: NO, I WILL NOT SIT DOWN BCAUSE I HAVE PAID.
Woman: Well, lets just see what we can...
The old woman leaves in the middle of the confersation.
OL: I'll MAKE A POLICE REPORT IF YOU TRY TO BILL ME AGAIN.
MFW
User avatar #6 - PhenomenalPancake (11/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Did anyone else read that last part in Gilbert Gottfried's voice?
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