everytime. cmon old people, we got places to be. when I hold doors for people Teenagers: Thanks. Adults: Thank you. Old People: WHY, THAN K YOU. YOU' RE SO KIND everytime cmon old people we got places to be when I hold doors for Teenagers: Thanks Adults: Thank you Old People: WHY THAN K YOU YOU' RE SO KIND
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everytime. cmon old people, we got places to be. when I hold doors for people Teenagers: Thanks. Adults: Thank you. Old People: WHY, THAN K YOU. YOU' RE SO KIND

cmon old people, we got places to be

when I hold doors for
people
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THAN K YOU.
YOU' RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK
AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT
THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS
GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND
KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH
THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD
BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
or sometime they go

" Do you think I'm helpless? I can open doors by myself."


well you know what **** you too you old cunt


true story... happened in a gas station today
User avatar #2 to #1 - razzr [OP]
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(11/23/2012) [-]
haha ive had this happen to me to xD
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
she a ******* full bitch. Say thanks don't say thanks I don't care but, don't be a ******* bitch about it I should have just slammed it in in her ******* face
User avatar #36 to #1 - KillinTime
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(11/24/2012) [-]
close the door in his face
walk away

it's what he wanted right?
#64 to #1 - furyr
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(11/24/2012) [-]
One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the ****, I just opened a door for them
One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the ****, I just opened a door for them
#7 to #1 - danytheop
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I hate it when they say: I have a boyfriend. Like bitch I don't give a **** about yo ***** i just opened the door not your ******* legs. GOD ******* DAMMIT PEOPLE GET IT TOGETHER!
User avatar #139 to #7 - technosauce **User deleted account**
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(11/24/2012) [-]
"I opened the door not asked to see your tits you egotistical cunt". Is what you should say
User avatar #189 to #139 - danytheop
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, or I can't believe you made me get 130 thumbs. Jesus ******* christ.
User avatar #155 to #7 - dapianoman
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I'd just slam the door in that bitch's ******* face. That's just plain being a douche if you ask me.
User avatar #29 to #7 - ningyoaijin
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If a bitch did that to me, I'd just reply "**** you" and kick her down the nearest available set of stairs.
User avatar #98 to #29 - turboderp
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(11/24/2012) [-]
With that attitude, I really don't think you hold the door for anyone unless you want in their pants.
User avatar #43 - xgrandmoffx
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(11/24/2012) [-]
9/10 would play bingo with.
#67 - ainsley
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(11/24/2012) [-]
MFW I opened a door for a guy in the wheelchair at arby's when he looked at me and said "I don't need your ******* help, asshole"
User avatar #85 to #67 - thegirlyoudespise
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe he was embarrassed to admit he needed help
User avatar #69 to #67 - nephritho
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(11/24/2012) [-]
that's because they are full with **** and do not like to admit they need help else people think they are weak
User avatar #71 to #67 - robotrone
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(11/24/2012) [-]
"my bad, hot wheels."
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#109 to #57 - amirblumenfeld
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Cheers mate
Cheers mate
User avatar #72 to #57 - SirFail
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(11/24/2012) [-]
i live in sheffield and its kinda like this
Kids: *Dirty look*
Teens (Male): Thanks mate
Teens (female): Cheers love
Adults: Cheers mate
Elderly(males): *Grumble* Dont need help *grumble*
Elderly(females): Such a sweet dear, Why i do love it when young gentlemen like yourself are so kind and caring. ..ten minute conversation about the weather and how her cat tibbles is doing...
#76 to #72 - spaceturtlecadet
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I want to know how Tibbles is doing..
#81 to #76 - notafunnyguy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
she died.
#82 to #81 - spaceturtlecadet
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User avatar #87 - MichaelDoritos
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(11/24/2012) [-]
10/10 Would play bingo with
User avatar #88 to #87 - scootalooney
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#28 - angelious
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(11/24/2012) [-]
in finland:   
   
everybody: the **** you doing?
in finland:

everybody: the **** you doing?
User avatar #55 to #28 - lolmonade
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Aren't people in finland nice?
#60 to #55 - anon id: 19175df8
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no
#39 - megustaboss
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(11/24/2012) [-]
in my country
#53 to #39 - anon id: 3730649b
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Is that country USA?
User avatar #48 to #39 - thederpestest
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I'd punch that kid if he said that to me when I was holding up a door for him.
User avatar #108 to #48 - wolfmango
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(11/24/2012) [-]
what you have to do is slam the door you opened for them in their face and stop them from opening it until they ask for your help
#114 - SunshineCabbage
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I remember some old woman tripping over a curb and smacking her forehead off the floor, I walked over, helped her up and called an ambulance (she was bleeding pretty bad). MFW she gave me twenty quid for helping her and not stealing her bags.
I remember some old woman tripping over a curb and smacking her forehead off the floor, I walked over, helped her up and called an ambulance (she was bleeding pretty bad). MFW she gave me twenty quid for helping her and not stealing her bags.
#164 to #114 - Duststorm
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Oh my God. This same thing happened to me when I was like eight. I was walking out of the hospital after foot surgery when this old lady fell and busted her head on the curb. My mom ran over, and the lady was walking with four other people, so there were five people grounding her. She stood up and told everyone that she was fine, but my mom still looked over at me, panicking, and told me to go run and get help. I became instantly hysterical and I busted into the lobby of the office where she had just came from, yelling that this old lady need help and she was hurt. Nobody did a ******* thing but sit there silently and stare at me like "Is this kid ******* stupid or something?". I sat there crying in the doorway before my mom came over. She got me in trouble because nobody else in a crowded ******* doctor's office at a hospital wanted to help.    
   
I wish I could describe MFW, but all I can think of is a ******* tomato because that must have been how red my face was. I guess this will have to do.   
   
 This is why I have trouble talking to people now.
Oh my God. This same thing happened to me when I was like eight. I was walking out of the hospital after foot surgery when this old lady fell and busted her head on the curb. My mom ran over, and the lady was walking with four other people, so there were five people grounding her. She stood up and told everyone that she was fine, but my mom still looked over at me, panicking, and told me to go run and get help. I became instantly hysterical and I busted into the lobby of the office where she had just came from, yelling that this old lady need help and she was hurt. Nobody did a ******* thing but sit there silently and stare at me like "Is this kid ******* stupid or something?". I sat there crying in the doorway before my mom came over. She got me in trouble because nobody else in a crowded ******* doctor's office at a hospital wanted to help.

I wish I could describe MFW, but all I can think of is a ******* tomato because that must have been how red my face was. I guess this will have to do.

This is why I have trouble talking to people now.
User avatar #168 to #164 - SunshineCabbage
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The thought was there bro... That's all that matters
#165 to #114 - rottingwhaleanus **User deleted account**
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User avatar #167 to #165 - SunshineCabbage
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Believe me... The temptation was there. The amount of times I've walked past like a 4 year old tripping over and burst out laughing.
#120 to #114 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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User avatar #123 to #120 - SunshineCabbage
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Awh, thanks :3
#128 to #123 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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#132 to #128 - SunshineCabbage
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>My boy   
>Boy   
   
D: Last time I checked I weren't a boy... But nice smile! Have some waffles, because hey... Free waffles.
>My boy
>Boy

D: Last time I checked I weren't a boy... But nice smile! Have some waffles, because hey... Free waffles.
#133 to #132 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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#166 to #133 - Wumbologist
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>Taiga   
>Lilly   
   
I don't know who you are, but I think we should be friends. Do you know about the SOL Thread?
>Taiga
>Lilly

I don't know who you are, but I think we should be friends. Do you know about the SOL Thread?
#170 to #166 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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User avatar #171 to #170 - Wumbologist
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Well, basically it's like the anime board except without the cancer. I'm a regular on it, and we're basically a pretty small, tight-knit group, around 20 people or so, and we talk about anime and life and what have you. I think you'd fit right in; why not introduce yourself? We love newfriends.
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/theonetruesunnyday/4075016/Slice+of+Life+thread+3/
#172 to #171 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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#174 to #173 - Wumbologist
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YES DO SO   
ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE REACTION PIC
YES DO SO
ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE REACTION PIC
#177 to #174 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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#179 to #177 - Wumbologist
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THAT IS INDEED A PROBLEM
I SHALL CONTACT THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES SO THAT YOU MAY JOIN
#183 to #179 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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#185 to #183 - Wumbologist
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Ok, I just made a post on the thread itself and I messaged the main kim jong on fb, but he isn't online on either fj or facebook. Really, all we can do right now is wait. Once you get a friend request from theonetruesunnyday, you'll be able to access the thread. Sorry for the hassle.
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#103 - kaj
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(11/24/2012) [-]
i've never been thanked to that extent, but i have had "Thank you son, you're a true gentleman." mfw
User avatar #31 - jibb
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Teenagers don't give a ****.
Scum of earth.
#32 to #31 - angeredsasuke
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Sad, but true.
User avatar #33 to #32 - angeredsasuke
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(Most)
User avatar #35 to #31 - braddlesxp
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(11/24/2012) [-]
he said thanks, the **** are you expecting from holding a goddamm door open.

"HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW! I LOVE YOUR ACNE, JIBB FROM FUNNYJUNK"
User avatar #113 to #35 - jibb
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What the ****, I mean in real life, dickhead.
Wow, lot of ingorant teenagers here.
User avatar #163 to #113 - braddlesxp
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i meant in real life too
User avatar #51 to #35 - jibbernut
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(11/24/2012) [-]
This man has ashamed the Jibb community