A douchebag in its final form. Not OC. Meet Tour and. This isn't the god of douchebags, this is the duke. otherwise known as the duke-bag. There haven't been any clear pictures of the god of douchebags, but there a douchebag
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#5 - TheSock
Reply +77
(11/24/2012) [-]
This isn't the god of douchebags, this is the duke. otherwise known as the duke-bag.
There haven't been any clear pictures of the god of douchebags, but there are noticeable
differences between the god and duke. The god is slightly taller, and is known to wear
several hats and pairs of sunglasses simultaneously, and is indeginous to northern
new jersey. However, most of the douchebags' habitats were destroyed by the recent
hurricane
#88 to #5 - TigerMann
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(11/24/2012) [-]
-wears several hats
-from new jersey

Scout from TF2?


I know he's from Brooklyn, but come on.
#8 to #5 - localcatbarber
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 to #5 - bosskiss
Reply +36
(11/24/2012) [-]
meet one of his sons of God of the douchebags

his name is guido jesus

knowyourmeme.com/memes/guido-jesus
#24 to #10 - dezider **User deleted account**
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(11/24/2012) [-]
his brother
#27 to #24 - instakill
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(11/24/2012) [-]
He governs the white-trash sectors of douchebaggia
#85 to #24 - natedimes
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(11/24/2012) [-]
His tattoos look so poorly done. Is his tattoo artist in kindergaten?
#96 to #10 - chezburgadominator
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Immediately thought of this guy.
Immediately thought of this guy.
#16 - rrenierr
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(11/24/2012) [-]
That beard is pretty neat
#28 - bitchplzzz
Reply +24
(11/24/2012) [-]
What if he's actually a very nice guy?
#32 to #28 - roflstorm
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Never judge a boo by its cover
#38 to #32 - anon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
book*
#54 to #38 - nefarian
Reply -7
(11/24/2012) [-]
Stfu anon
#100 to #54 - roflstorm
Reply +4
(11/24/2012) [-]
He was correcting my mistake, you prodestant **********
#141 to #100 - nefarian
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
k
#69 - extooso
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(11/24/2012) [-]
#128 to #69 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U
This song + this .gif = Greatest thing ever.
#76 to #69 - nemecyst
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(11/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Gunther is a god, dont even try that you little queer-bagel cock-monkey.
#89 to #76 - rnountaindew
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(11/24/2012) [-]
"queer-bagel cock-monkey" if i had a nickel
#126 to #76 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
"queer-bagel cock-monkey"…… I'm gonna have to use that. Also, I'm listening to ding ding dong as we speak.
#58 - rhinoplasty
Reply +8
(11/24/2012) [-]
is that a tattoo around his jawline!? RIGHT, THATS IT!!! Common kitty we are goin on a rampage!
is that a tattoo around his jawline!? RIGHT, THATS IT!!! Common kitty we are goin on a rampage!
#39 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Actually I feel like he would be a really nice guy if not a little show offy.
#42 to #39 - dildobarbarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
and you base that assumption on what?
#43 to #42 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
What do you base your assumption off of that he's a douche?
#44 to #43 - dildobarbarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
i never said he was a douche, the assumption works the same way.
#45 to #44 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Darn, my argument is invalid now.
#46 to #39 - nefarian
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#48 to #39 - pukingrainbows
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I worked with a guy who looked a lot like that but with a less flashy beard. Nicest guy in the place out of maybe 50 people. On the other hand, the guy who was just plain and 'non-douche looking' was an arrogant prick.
#51 to #48 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Way it is these days I suppose never know what to expect from someone.
#49 to #39 - cakeisawesome **User deleted account**
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#50 to #49 - nefarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
In case you didn't notice the pony...
#52 to #50 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Obviously he doesn't care about the pony, he actually takes the time to read the comment.
#53 to #52 - nefarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I know. Your comment has a valid point, but the pony blinds most of the FJ'ers and they insta-redthumb it.
#55 to #53 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry I snapped at you, I thought you were making that comment for a different reason.
#60 to #55 - nefarian
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
No problemo, looks like you lost the red thumbs
#61 to #60 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
That's good.
#14 - jessieqwertyu
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Those are womens glasses
#83 - thatguythatlaughs
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#98 to #83 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
god damnit
#56 - helenwheels
Reply +6
(11/24/2012) [-]
You know whats really douchy?

Saying someone is a douche based on a picture.
#93 to #56 - qwermy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Usually. But like any disease, douchebaggery has symptoms. In this case, there are some visual symptoms, like face tattoos. And the combination of piercings and a snapback. The overall visual appearance just screams "douche".
#107 to #93 - helenwheels
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Defining douchebaggary as a disease and ripping on peoples appearance because it doesn't match yours.

I'd say if this guys the god of douchebags you better start praying.
#116 to #107 - qwermy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Sir or Maam,    
Half of my friends are people others call whores, assholes, or any other label under the sun.  Some of them have done things to earn those titles in the eyes of those who labeled them, and others are simply stereotyped.  Despite the reputations, I got to know these people, and found out that they are in fact good friends.  Yes, maybe the dude pictured is a nice guy irl.  But in my experience, while not everyone acts like they dress, the stereotype is true a majority of the time.  Perhaps I should not be judging by a picture, but really, don't we all?  Every ******* meme on the internet assigns a personality to a picture based upon its appearance.  Maybe it isn't right, but everyone judges like that.  So please don't call me, specifically, out on this.  Thank you.
Sir or Maam,
Half of my friends are people others call whores, assholes, or any other label under the sun. Some of them have done things to earn those titles in the eyes of those who labeled them, and others are simply stereotyped. Despite the reputations, I got to know these people, and found out that they are in fact good friends. Yes, maybe the dude pictured is a nice guy irl. But in my experience, while not everyone acts like they dress, the stereotype is true a majority of the time. Perhaps I should not be judging by a picture, but really, don't we all? Every ******* meme on the internet assigns a personality to a picture based upon its appearance. Maybe it isn't right, but everyone judges like that. So please don't call me, specifically, out on this. Thank you.
#138 to #116 - helenwheels
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
Thank's for the complete psychiatric evaluation.

You didn't go overboard trying to prove you're correctness at all, you must no be a douche.
#139 to #138 - qwermy
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
*Thanks *not *your

Ok, NOW I'm being a douche. And thanks for the sarcasm, bro.
#140 to #139 - helenwheels
Reply +1
(11/24/2012) [-]
You're welcome!
#142 to #140 - sparkieemae
Reply 0
(11/29/2012) [-]
HUE
HUE
#117 to #116 - qwermy
Reply -1
(11/24/2012) [-]
And good day.


/thread


I'm out.
#26 - edzeppelin
Reply +5
(11/24/2012) [-]
Starburns needs to have a word with dis *****.