A douchebag in its final form. Not OC. Meet Tour and. This isn't the god of douchebags, this is the duke. otherwise known as the duke-bag. There haven't been any clear pictures of the god of douchebags, but there a douchebag
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#28 - bitchplzzz (11/24/2012) [-]
What if he's actually a very nice guy?
User avatar #32 to #28 - roflstorm (11/24/2012) [-]
Never judge a boo by its cover
#38 to #32 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
book*
User avatar #54 to #38 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
Stfu anon
User avatar #100 to #54 - roflstorm (11/24/2012) [-]
He was correcting my mistake, you prodestant **********
User avatar #141 to #100 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #5 - TheSock (11/24/2012) [-]
This isn't the god of douchebags, this is the duke. otherwise known as the duke-bag.
There haven't been any clear pictures of the god of douchebags, but there are noticeable
differences between the god and duke. The god is slightly taller, and is known to wear
several hats and pairs of sunglasses simultaneously, and is indeginous to northern
new jersey. However, most of the douchebags' habitats were destroyed by the recent
hurricane
User avatar #88 to #5 - TigerMann (11/24/2012) [-]
-wears several hats
-from new jersey

Scout from TF2?


I know he's from Brooklyn, but come on.
#10 to #5 - bosskiss (11/24/2012) [-]
meet one of his sons of God of the douchebags

his name is guido jesus

knowyourmeme.com/memes/guido-jesus
#24 to #10 - dezider **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
his brother
User avatar #27 to #24 - instakill (11/24/2012) [-]
He governs the white-trash sectors of douchebaggia
User avatar #85 to #24 - natedimes (11/24/2012) [-]
His tattoos look so poorly done. Is his tattoo artist in kindergaten?
#96 to #10 - chezburgadominator (11/24/2012) [-]
Immediately thought of this guy.
Immediately thought of this guy.
#16 - rrenierr (11/24/2012) [-]
That beard is pretty neat
#128 to #69 - heartlessrobot (11/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U
This song + this .gif = Greatest thing ever.
#58 - rhinoplasty (11/24/2012) [-]
is that a tattoo around his jawline!? RIGHT, THATS IT!!! Common kitty we are goin on a rampage!
is that a tattoo around his jawline!? RIGHT, THATS IT!!! Common kitty we are goin on a rampage!
User avatar #14 - jessieqwertyu (11/24/2012) [-]
Those are womens glasses
#98 to #83 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
god damnit
User avatar #26 - edzeppelin (11/24/2012) [-]
Starburns needs to have a word with dis ***** .
#99 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
Yes he is dressed like a complete douche bag but you can't deny that is a cool looking beard.
User avatar #66 - divinecreator (11/24/2012) [-]
i think his beard looks cool also its pretty duchey to judge people based on looks
#77 to #66 - justtocomment (11/24/2012) [-]
WHOA WHOA WHOA! THAT is an OPINION that is contrary to the popular opinion of FunnyJunk... What the **** are you thinking?
User avatar #79 to #77 - divinecreator (11/24/2012) [-]
im trying to make the world a better place filled with less hate and more love one comment at a time
#87 to #79 - justtocomment (11/24/2012) [-]
You're a sick bastard/
User avatar #67 to #66 - Snookbone (11/24/2012) [-]
It's pretty douchey to whore attention by getting this done to your face though, right?
User avatar #70 to #67 - divinecreator (11/24/2012) [-]
i dont know his motives but maybe he just thought it looked good on him so he did it thats my reason for dressing and looking the way i do. everyone has different style taste/opinons
User avatar #59 - marcelluswallace (11/24/2012) [-]
no **** its not OC this pic is older than the universe
User avatar #90 - Sockopolis (11/24/2012) [-]
Game Master from Hunger Games level of beard style.
#75 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
Knowing that this person exists makes me sad
User avatar #4 - parttimezombie (11/24/2012) [-]
he looks like he should be in the hunger games
#118 - itzjustme (11/24/2012) [-]
"At last,  a worth opponent."
"At last, a worth opponent."
#120 to #118 - melonwaffle (11/24/2012) [-]
It has been a while since I have used this baby.
It has been a while since I have used this baby.
User avatar #56 - helenwheels ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
You know whats really douchy?

Saying someone is a douche based on a picture.
#93 to #56 - qwermy (11/24/2012) [-]
Usually. But like any disease, douchebaggery has symptoms. In this case, there are some visual symptoms, like face tattoos. And the combination of piercings and a snapback. The overall visual appearance just screams "douche".
User avatar #107 to #93 - helenwheels ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Defining douchebaggary as a disease and ripping on peoples appearance because it doesn't match yours.

I'd say if this guys the god of douchebags you better start praying.
#116 to #107 - qwermy (11/24/2012) [-]
Sir or Maam,    
Half of my friends are people others call whores, assholes, or any other label under the sun.  Some of them have done things to earn those titles in the eyes of those who labeled them, and others are simply stereotyped.  Despite the reputations, I got to know these people, and found out that they are in fact good friends.  Yes, maybe the dude pictured is a nice guy irl.  But in my experience, while not everyone acts like they dress, the stereotype is true a majority of the time.  Perhaps I should not be judging by a picture, but really, don't we all?  Every 			*******		 meme on the internet assigns a personality to a picture based upon its appearance.  Maybe it isn't right, but everyone judges like that.  So please don't call me, specifically, out on this.  Thank you.
Sir or Maam,
Half of my friends are people others call whores, assholes, or any other label under the sun. Some of them have done things to earn those titles in the eyes of those who labeled them, and others are simply stereotyped. Despite the reputations, I got to know these people, and found out that they are in fact good friends. Yes, maybe the dude pictured is a nice guy irl. But in my experience, while not everyone acts like they dress, the stereotype is true a majority of the time. Perhaps I should not be judging by a picture, but really, don't we all? Every ******* meme on the internet assigns a personality to a picture based upon its appearance. Maybe it isn't right, but everyone judges like that. So please don't call me, specifically, out on this. Thank you.
#138 to #116 - helenwheels ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank's for the complete psychiatric evaluation.

You didn't go overboard trying to prove you're correctness at all, you must no be a douche.
#139 to #138 - qwermy (11/24/2012) [-]
*Thanks *not *your

Ok, NOW I'm being a douche. And thanks for the sarcasm, bro.
User avatar #140 to #139 - helenwheels ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
You're welcome!
#142 to #140 - sparkieemae (11/29/2012) [-]
HUE
HUE
#117 to #116 - qwermy (11/24/2012) [-]
And good day.


/thread


I'm out.
#123 - thecockney (11/24/2012) [-]
You've obviously never met this guy...
User avatar #130 to #123 - pulluspardus (11/24/2012) [-]
just seeing that guy feels like I have AIDS and am getting a BJ by snooki while having clamps and syphilis.
User avatar #1 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
The yankees hat and sun glasses are what make him a douchebag, but I gotta give him props for the beard, it is awesome.
User avatar #15 to #1 - sketchE ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
the flat brim hat yes yankees in general no
User avatar #18 to #15 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm from Philadelphia, so it is yankees in general to me.
User avatar #19 to #18 - sketchE ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
well my dad was from new york and ive lived in alaska most my life so i dont know about the rivalry just the team i root for
User avatar #21 to #19 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
The rivarly is between the Mets and the Phillies, but I hate all New York teams, the yankees especially because they buy their time.
User avatar #22 to #21 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
*team
#20 - ajaxtheking (11/24/2012) [-]
show me the car then i'll judge
#39 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Actually I feel like he would be a really nice guy if not a little show offy.
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User avatar #42 to #39 - dildobarbarian (11/24/2012) [-]
and you base that assumption on what?
User avatar #43 to #42 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
What do you base your assumption off of that he's a douche?
User avatar #44 to #43 - dildobarbarian (11/24/2012) [-]
i never said he was a douche, the assumption works the same way.
User avatar #45 to #44 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Darn, my argument is invalid now.
User avatar #48 to #39 - pukingrainbows (11/24/2012) [-]
I worked with a guy who looked a lot like that but with a less flashy beard. Nicest guy in the place out of maybe 50 people. On the other hand, the guy who was just plain and 'non-douche looking' was an arrogant prick.
#51 to #48 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Way it is these days I suppose never know what to expect from someone.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
In case you didn't notice the pony...
User avatar #52 to #50 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Obviously he doesn't care about the pony, he actually takes the time to read the comment.
User avatar #53 to #52 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
I know. Your comment has a valid point, but the pony blinds most of the FJ'ers and they insta-redthumb it.
User avatar #55 to #53 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry I snapped at you, I thought you were making that comment for a different reason.
User avatar #60 to #55 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
No problemo, looks like you lost the red thumbs
User avatar #61 to #60 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
That's good.
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