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#7 - harislayer
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Or when your parents are watching a movie. You always walk in when there's a brutal anal rape scene.
Or when your parents are watching a movie. You always walk in when there's a brutal anal rape scene.
#15 - caseris
Reply +42
(11/23/2012) [-]
>in classroom
>watching funnyjunk
>random people behind me
>noticing them watching me
>don't expect anything to happen, only 10 posts deep in highest rated.
>click next
>pig with huge balls ******** on it
>goddamnit
>quickly click next
>women whispering to an ass about it's secrets
>people behind me walk away in disgust
#40 to #15 - danniegurl
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#48 to #40 - greasychesticles
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(11/24/2012) [-]
nobody cares
#76 to #15 - lucasman
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Ya, man.. I know that feel.
#46 - johnpaulwatermelon
Reply +16
(11/24/2012) [-]
you have to appreciate this guy telling the naked truth...
#92 to #46 - darkisfire
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Carlos, go home.
Carlos, go home.
#97 to #46 - alphadolan
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
You mexi ****!
You mexi ****!
#56 to #46 - epicguynumberfive
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(11/24/2012) [-]
IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
#49 to #46 - CherryYumDiddly
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(11/24/2012) [-]
#38 - Lbomb
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(11/24/2012) [-]
>Over friends house   
>watching game of thrones   
>nude scene    
>his mom walks in   
>mfw
>Over friends house
>watching game of thrones
>nude scene
>his mom walks in
>mfw
#57 - HolyArachnid
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I watched "Caligula" with my mom..........you know nothing of pain.
#68 to #57 - sparkletwy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Why did you watch Caligula with your mom?
#73 to #68 - HolyArachnid
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(11/24/2012) [-]
There's a bit of a story behind it.....I've been a horror/grindhouse/shock cinema aficionado for years, and when I found Caligula at a garage sale a while back, I was thrilled. I was explaining to my mom what it was about, and that the reason it created controversy was because it was one of the first movies in which "respected" actors appeared nude; she thought it sounded interesting, and asked if she could watch it with me. Neither of us fully realized at the time that it was produced by Penthouse and was basically an all-out hardcore porn movie......needless to say, it was an uncomfortable viewing experience to say the least.
#75 to #73 - sparkletwy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
That's what i call a real cool story (No really, that's cool.. and awkward)
#82 to #75 - HolyArachnid
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks ;) Honestly, though, it was one of those occasions where I was reminded of just how goddamn cool my mom is about stuff like this (especially now that I'm an adult). She did tell me that she'd prefer not to have it in the house once it was over (which I respected), but she was very level-headed when it came to the harsh content, even joking about it lightheartedly from time to time. It even opened the door for a rather philosophical discussion about the nature of erotica afterwards, in which she shared stories about the many ways sexual material has changed - and yet largely stayed the same - within her lifetime.
#83 to #82 - sparkletwy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Wow, that's awesome, i bet her stories where interesting
#84 to #83 - HolyArachnid
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Oh, most definitely - I was surprised to learn that serious hardcore porn is not nearly as modern an invention as I thought. I always envisioned pre-70's porn as the kind of softer, hokier stuff that strained to shoehorn cheap sex scenes into a plot.

The crux of her argument, though - and this was something we agreed on - was that there is a certain human element missing from stuff like Caligula. The blunt, graphic stuff can be stimulating, for sure, but it sucks a great deal of the thrill and the sense of wonder out of sex, to say nothing of the concept of respect between partners.
#91 to #84 - darkisfire
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(11/24/2012) [-]
this conversation gave me a boner
#95 to #84 - ramathlehi
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(11/24/2012) [-]
In my opinion, talking about when hardcore porn was invented with my own mom just sounds incredibly awkward haha.
#99 to #95 - HolyArachnid
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(11/24/2012) [-]
It does, doesn't it? ;P But like I said, that's one of the many great things about my mom. She's old-fashioned but not a prude by any stretch, and she's always been willing to discuss things with me unpretentiously.

It's funny, too, because I didn't really plan on delving into all this philosophical stuff on here; I just thought the quip about Caligula would get a good old-fashioned nervous chuckle out of people. But here we are ;)
#25 - gonzocos
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(11/24/2012) [-]
a lot less nudity than i thought in the comments
















im disappointed
#86 - seemerollin
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Oldest joke in the history of all of man kind
#55 - elatedmonkey
Reply +5
(11/24/2012) [-]
This demonstrates socially awkward behavior how?

I think this is the meme you're looking for.
#21 - drainbramage
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Every ******* time I watch Sword art Online, any fans will know what I'm talking about, it's going smoothly, some badass fight seens, some cool stuff going on, and the second they pass me BAM shower scene.
Every ******* time I watch Sword art Online, any fans will know what I'm talking about, it's going smoothly, some badass fight seens, some cool stuff going on, and the second they pass me BAM shower scene.
#22 to #21 - therepostrapist
Reply +3
(11/24/2012) [-]
i feel your pain
#16 - pentagon
Reply +5
(11/23/2012) [-]
american pie alone in the dark, when suddenly my parents appear