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#7 - harislayer (11/23/2012) [-]
Or when your parents are watching a movie. You always walk in when there's a brutal anal rape scene.
Or when your parents are watching a movie. You always walk in when there's a brutal anal rape scene.
User avatar #15 - caseris (11/23/2012) [-]
>in classroom
>watching funnyjunk
>random people behind me
>noticing them watching me
>don't expect anything to happen, only 10 posts deep in highest rated.
>click next
>pig with huge balls ******** on it
>goddamnit
>quickly click next
>women whispering to an ass about it's secrets
>people behind me walk away in disgust
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#48 to #40 - greasychesticles (11/24/2012) [-]
nobody cares
#76 to #15 - lucasman (11/24/2012) [-]
Ya, man.. I know that feel.
#38 - Lbomb (11/24/2012) [-]
>Over friends house   
>watching game of thrones   
>nude scene    
>his mom walks in   
>mfw
>Over friends house
>watching game of thrones
>nude scene
>his mom walks in
>mfw
#57 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I watched "Caligula" with my mom..........you know nothing of pain.
User avatar #68 to #57 - sparkletwy (11/24/2012) [-]
Why did you watch Caligula with your mom?
User avatar #73 to #68 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
There's a bit of a story behind it.....I've been a horror/grindhouse/shock cinema aficionado for years, and when I found Caligula at a garage sale a while back, I was thrilled. I was explaining to my mom what it was about, and that the reason it created controversy was because it was one of the first movies in which "respected" actors appeared nude; she thought it sounded interesting, and asked if she could watch it with me. Neither of us fully realized at the time that it was produced by Penthouse and was basically an all-out hardcore porn movie......needless to say, it was an uncomfortable viewing experience to say the least.
User avatar #75 to #73 - sparkletwy (11/24/2012) [-]
That's what i call a real cool story (No really, that's cool.. and awkward)
User avatar #82 to #75 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks ;) Honestly, though, it was one of those occasions where I was reminded of just how goddamn cool my mom is about stuff like this (especially now that I'm an adult). She did tell me that she'd prefer not to have it in the house once it was over (which I respected), but she was very level-headed when it came to the harsh content, even joking about it lightheartedly from time to time. It even opened the door for a rather philosophical discussion about the nature of erotica afterwards, in which she shared stories about the many ways sexual material has changed - and yet largely stayed the same - within her lifetime.
User avatar #83 to #82 - sparkletwy (11/24/2012) [-]
Wow, that's awesome, i bet her stories where interesting
User avatar #84 to #83 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh, most definitely - I was surprised to learn that serious hardcore porn is not nearly as modern an invention as I thought. I always envisioned pre-70's porn as the kind of softer, hokier stuff that strained to shoehorn cheap sex scenes into a plot.

The crux of her argument, though - and this was something we agreed on - was that there is a certain human element missing from stuff like Caligula. The blunt, graphic stuff can be stimulating, for sure, but it sucks a great deal of the thrill and the sense of wonder out of sex, to say nothing of the concept of respect between partners.
#91 to #84 - darkisfire (11/24/2012) [-]
this conversation gave me a boner
User avatar #95 to #84 - ramathlehi (11/24/2012) [-]
In my opinion, talking about when hardcore porn was invented with my own mom just sounds incredibly awkward haha.
User avatar #99 to #95 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
It does, doesn't it? ;P But like I said, that's one of the many great things about my mom. She's old-fashioned but not a prude by any stretch, and she's always been willing to discuss things with me unpretentiously.

It's funny, too, because I didn't really plan on delving into all this philosophical stuff on here; I just thought the quip about Caligula would get a good old-fashioned nervous chuckle out of people. But here we are ;)
User avatar #25 - gonzocos (11/24/2012) [-]
a lot less nudity than i thought in the comments
















im disappointed
#86 - seemerollin (11/24/2012) [-]
Oldest joke in the history of all of man kind
#55 - elatedmonkey (11/24/2012) [-]
This demonstrates socially awkward behavior how?

I think this is the meme you're looking for.
#21 - drainbramage (11/24/2012) [-]
Every 			*******		 time I watch Sword art Online, any fans will know what I'm talking about, it's going smoothly, some badass fight seens, some cool stuff going on, and the second they pass me BAM shower scene.
Every ******* time I watch Sword art Online, any fans will know what I'm talking about, it's going smoothly, some badass fight seens, some cool stuff going on, and the second they pass me BAM shower scene.
#22 to #21 - therepostrapist ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
i feel your pain
#16 - pentagon (11/23/2012) [-]
american pie alone in the dark, when suddenly my parents appear
#46 - johnpaulwatermelon (11/24/2012) [-]
you have to appreciate this guy telling the naked truth...
#92 to #46 - darkisfire (11/24/2012) [-]
Carlos, go home.
Carlos, go home.
#97 to #46 - alphadolan (11/24/2012) [-]
You mexi 			****		!
You mexi **** !
User avatar #56 to #46 - epicguynumberfive (11/24/2012) [-]
IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #30 - thetattooedone (11/24/2012) [-]
Who ******* cares? You're hopefully not 5. Grow some balls, bro and watch that **** like a boss.
#20 - mrbull (11/24/2012) [-]
Game of Thrones. Just before the battle of Blackwater my mum and dad walk in to see me watching some Persian looking slut with her cunt out. GREAT.
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#100 to #79 - xbenas (11/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #102 to #100 - archercarac (11/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #103 to #102 - archercarac (11/24/2012) [-]
IT WERK!
#53 - thisotherdude (11/24/2012) [-]
>Watching "A Boy and His Dog"
>Get to the part where Vic is about to rape the chick
>Parents walk in
>MFW
User avatar #66 to #53 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
What's the movie about? And why would there be a rape scene in it?
User avatar #67 to #66 - thisotherdude (11/24/2012) [-]
It's a post-apocalyptic movie from the 70's about a rapist teenager and his telepathic dog. It was a huge inspiration for the Fallout series.
User avatar #69 to #67 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Is the movie any good? Is he rapist just because he can get away with it, or is it because he just wants too?
User avatar #71 to #69 - thisotherdude (11/24/2012) [-]
It's a hit or miss cult classic, you either love it or hate it, personally I liked it a lot. It's really dark humour, campy tongue and cheek stuff, and the ending was the greatest movie ending in history!

Also we don't really get any reason why he's a rapist other then the fact that women are in short supply and he's horny. Like I said, it's dark sci-fi humour, not an intellectual look into human nature. Hell, the tagline for the movie is literally "A rather kinky tale of survival"
User avatar #72 to #71 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd watch it on Netflix, but it's my sister's account, and she'd get curious about a new movie on her 'Recent'y Watched' list.
User avatar #77 to #72 - thisotherdude (11/24/2012) [-]
It's not the worst movie as far as mature subject matter goes, and there is no actually rape, just a scene where he's holding a gun at the chick telling her he's going to rape her, but that gets interrupted when they're attacked by rovers (bandits) and later screamers (glowing mutant that burn you alive if you touch them)

If you're still worried about your sister noticing it you could always just watch it on youtube, the full movie high definition is on there, in fact here's the link:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh7PYGV-PKc
User avatar #78 to #77 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I added it to my favorites, I have something to do tomorrow now.
User avatar #80 to #78 - thisotherdude (11/24/2012) [-]
Glad I could help.
#81 to #80 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
For you, what I consider to be the funniest pic in my folder.
#36 - slashtrey (11/24/2012) [-]
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what I'm looking at when my parents walk in
#26 - defeats (11/24/2012) [-]
I once walked in on my parents watching Clockwork Orange, it was being played on TV after it's long ban, I think it's been banned again, but I just happened to walk in on the gang rape scene... MFW I look at my parents as they tell me to get out.   
   
Was staying at my cousins house, about 3 weeks ago, and I suppose this was a lucky one. But my cousin(20) walked in on me watching Game of Thrones, but it was the episode when Little Finger is teaching that new girl how to be a good lover or something, so it was two naked women, being pleasured and moaning frantically...    
As you can imagine I got a funny look, til he asked what it was, then it was fine.   
   
Actually it seemed like no matter what show I was watching while at their house there was always extremely loud unexpected sex at one point, and their living room is right beside the dining room and kitchen, which as you can imagine, is that place where adults all congregate.
I once walked in on my parents watching Clockwork Orange, it was being played on TV after it's long ban, I think it's been banned again, but I just happened to walk in on the gang rape scene... MFW I look at my parents as they tell me to get out.

Was staying at my cousins house, about 3 weeks ago, and I suppose this was a lucky one. But my cousin(20) walked in on me watching Game of Thrones, but it was the episode when Little Finger is teaching that new girl how to be a good lover or something, so it was two naked women, being pleasured and moaning frantically...
As you can imagine I got a funny look, til he asked what it was, then it was fine.

Actually it seemed like no matter what show I was watching while at their house there was always extremely loud unexpected sex at one point, and their living room is right beside the dining room and kitchen, which as you can imagine, is that place where adults all congregate.
User avatar #31 to #26 - thetattooedone (11/24/2012) [-]
I want to **** him.
User avatar #32 to #31 - defeats (11/24/2012) [-]
We all do but, that Gif is his face when you say that to him.
#33 to #32 - thetattooedone (11/24/2012) [-]
MFW his face.
MFW his face.
#85 - sillywall (11/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #64 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I watch Romeo and Juliet with my family for the first time when I was 10, I was forced. Anyway, as the morning after scene was coming up, my sister told my parents that I needed to cover my eyes, I refused and asked why. They said it because you see her boobs. I "covered" my eyes and watch the scene, I was like, that's it?
Also, in my 9th grade English class when we watch the film, my teacher, a female, actually stopped the movie, told us what was about to happen. She then went to scene selections and went to the scene after that. As that scene started she rewound it and started it right after she covers herself, but when Romeo's ass is shown, she let it play. Her excuse was, "Everyone has a butt, so it's okay to show."
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