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#3 - SquishyHaribo
Reply +5
(11/23/2012) [-]
we have a porcelain chicken jug we call the puking chicken because you pour the gravy out of it's mouth

nothing funnier than your grandma making puking noises as she pours her gravy
#5 to #3 - drastronomy
Reply +10
(11/23/2012) [-]
we have a special kind of coca cola bottle in my country, and since our fridge is cold as ****, everytime we want cola we have to squeeze it out of the bottle. This creates a farting sound, and it looks as if the bottle is excrementing.

Everytime my mother pours to a guest, she moans as if in pain because of a **** coming out.

that is why they are not recieving guests anymore
#17 to #5 - SquishyHaribo
Reply +6
(11/23/2012) [-]
so much better than mine
#36 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
both were pretty damn good though