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WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS so HARD TO LEARN
The bandage was wound around the wound_
The term WES used to
The dump was so full that it had ts refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He mule lead 'tehe would get the lead em.
The sewer decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
is he time like the present. he thaught Ewes time
to present the present.
A bass was painted en the head Lethe bass drum.
When shet at, the dove deve inte the bushes.
The insurance was invalid forthe invalid.
There was a rem among the about heite rem.
They were too tense to the deer to close it
The hush: does certain things when does are present-
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#17 - WhatIsGwaning (11/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
FUCK YEAH ENGLISH
User avatar #5 - nickhols (11/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

^ Because Im totally sure everyone here can understand that their first reading
#94 - marcello (11/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The worst one by far is the -ough suffix.

Enough- "Uff"
Cough- "Off"
Bough- "Ow"
Dough- "Oh"
Bought- "Ah"
Through- "Oo"

Shit's ridiculous.
#81 - alibabaslots (11/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did you know "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically valid sentence in the English language
Did you know "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically valid sentence in the English language
User avatar #2 - thechosenwon (11/22/2012) [-]
Oh god yeah homonyms are so hard!
User avatar #7 - blahness (11/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
actually, english is one of the easiest languages to learn..
try chinese if you want hard
#47 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm tired of seeing posts like these. Yes, English has a lot of words and some of them look and/or sound the same. However, English grammar is pretty simple for non-academic purposes, verbs don't have very many forms, and there are no noun genders, which makes every part of the language easier.
#29 - ainise (11/23/2012) [-]
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

James, while John had had "had", had had "had had" ; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

The child the parents had had had had had no breakfast.

Fishy fish fishy fish fish fish fishy fish.

It was 'and,'" I said, "not 'are,' and 'and' and 'are' are different.

Fat people eat accumlates.


The horse raced past the barn fell.


The old man the ships.

That is the way it is, in that it is that way. It is that way in that it is the way that it is.

That that is, is; that that is not, is not.

That that that that boy has dwarfs that that that that boy has.

All grammatically correct sentences. English sucks.
User avatar #39 - illegalartist (11/23/2012) [-]
Lets not forget all the different ways fuck can be used.
User avatar #42 - aurelianopeachdoor (11/23/2012) [+] (18 replies)
There are homonyms in every language faggot. Out of the three languages I speak english was the easiest one to learn.
User avatar #4 - ROFL (11/22/2012) [-]
Estonian language motherfucker, it's harder than a nigger dick
#106 - tonkkax (11/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Why Finnish language is hard to learn:

The following things you are about to read are the different ways a single verb can be bent to be used in proper grammar. The word we are using for this example is Hiihtää (ski)

Hiihdän, Hiihdät, Hiihtää, Hiihdämme, Hiihdätte, Hiihtävät, Hiihdetään, Hiihdin, Hiihdit, Hiihti, Hiihdimme, Hiihditte, Hiihtivät, Hiihdettiin, Olin Hiihtänyt, Olit Hiihtänyt, Olen Hiihtänyt, Olet Hiihtänyt, Olit Hiihtänyt, Olemme Hiihtäneet, Olette Hiihtäneet, Ovat Hiihtäneet, Ollaan Hiihdetty, Oli Hiihtänyt, Olimme Hiihtäneet, Olitte Hiihtäneet, Olivat Hiihtäneet,Oltiin Hiihdetty,

If you want to tell someone (or somemany) that they are/have (or you are/had whatever) skiing, about to ski, skii'd, skii-ing, or that you are skiiing but not right now.

Okay bai.
#28 - rjtool (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm american and i get this.
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#131 - doktorandus (11/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>English is hard.

Ohohohoh.
You're funny.

It's not a hard language, a large portion of the people who speak it are simply retarded.
I blame your schools. When you can't even properly teach the difference between 'your' and 'you're', or they simply refuse to apply it appropriately, you are doing something wrong.


I like it though, and I don't know the intricacies of it's grammar, but I do like it's flexibility with meanings without becoming convoluted.
User avatar #110 - Happiness (11/23/2012) [-]
From experience German is the bitch of a language, the word order of sentences is like a drunk yoda
User avatar #137 - shinigamigod (11/23/2012) [-]
English isn't a hard language to learn.
It is just very easy to use it incorrectly.
User avatar #112 - waiwei (11/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Three witches watch three swatch watches,which witch watch which swatch watch
#84 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You do know commas would help quite a bit in these sentences.
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (11/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
And how do you say gravy in spanish?

It translates to: "The sauce that is made from the drippings of the roasted meat."

Fucking gravy.
User avatar #19 to #6 - scottsselfdefense (11/23/2012) [-]
i am hungry. spanish: yo tengo hambre
if you were to translate that literally into english it's "i have hunger." 5 years iof spanish classes taught me that spanish is the most ass backward language in the world
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