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    #1 - ilovebrownies
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    (11/22/2012)[-]
    one day in freshman year high school, there was this girl who was doing a precentation on porta rico, i felt a fart, i'm sitting there  thinking to my self, "this is something i can do, it's going to be silent no way it will be loud," that is were i was wrong... it was nearly three minutes long and it was so loud it drowned out her speech, it was so bad all conversation died, and she gave me the stink-eye of hell!!! but to top it all off despite everyone around me just staring at me, this one guy on the otherside of the classroom says, "what the hell was that."
    one day in freshman year high school, there was this girl who was doing a precentation on porta rico, i felt a fart, i'm sitting there thinking to my self, "this is something i can do, it's going to be silent no way it will be loud," that is were i was wrong... it was nearly three minutes long and it was so loud it drowned out her speech, it was so bad all conversation died, and she gave me the stink-eye of hell!!! but to top it all off despite everyone around me just staring at me, this one guy on the otherside of the classroom says, "what the hell was that."
    User avatar#2 to #1 - novabird
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    (11/22/2012)[-]
    almost as bad as me every week, i can shake a house and set off car alarms, my friends kid walked into the bathroom after me and passed out, i had to drag him to safety.
    User avatar#3 to #2 - ilovebrownies
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    (11/22/2012)[-]
    damn bro that is epic, i'm seriously jealous
    User avatar#4 to #3 - novabird
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    (11/22/2012)[-]
    in school they actually allowed me to leave the room during sim tests, i had a reputation for making farts so loud you could hear them 3 stories up as well as smell them if i was in the basement, i'm surprised my bird can survive the dutch ovens she gets when sleeping under the covers net to me, not that she doesn't climb out and glare at me for doing it, out of irony i used to work at a tacobell and ate food there every single day, the only rule they made for me was no hot peppers, if i ate them i could clear the whole restaurant.
    User avatar#5 to #4 - ilovebrownies
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    (11/22/2012)[-]
    you sir are a good amogst men
    User avatar#6 to #5 - novabird
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    (11/22/2012)[-]
    what would give me that title would be the stuff i built in school, i built a sword staff made of black walnut with a silver butt cap and a 2' double edge blade, then i built a pair of gauntlets then i made a howitzer potato cannon, gun rack, catapult, 3 silver and 3 bras and nickel rings 1 had a baby sapphire set into it and 1 cast silver ring with a big sapphire and 2 rubys, book shelf, tool chest and a 3 legged table and made it all look easy.
    User avatar#7 to #6 - ilovebrownies
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    dude if you got pics you need to post that **** that would be awesome to see
    User avatar#8 to #7 - novabird
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    i have pics of my newer stuff on my profile, back in 04 i didn't have a phone or camera.
    just be logged in when you want to see them and ask when i'm logged in, i'm currently dealing with a troll and don't want them in my profile.
    User avatar#9 to #8 - novabird
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    also, i can create blueprints for almost anything as long as i have an idea on how it will work.
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