Earthquake. Insert description here.. because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.. this guy is going places There Are No Tag
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#4 - lolollo (11/22/2012) [-]
Until you realize that when a disaster strikes, people who wear tuxedos tend to be the people with the least marketable skill in the event of a disaster.     
   
Just read World War Z.  An ex-politician ended up shoveling 			****		 after the apocalypse.  Best part of the entire book.
Until you realize that when a disaster strikes, people who wear tuxedos tend to be the people with the least marketable skill in the event of a disaster.

Just read World War Z. An ex-politician ended up shoveling **** after the apocalypse. Best part of the entire book.
#21 to #4 - anon (11/23/2012) [-]
I haven't read the book but the trailer for the movie looks like **** ...
User avatar #37 to #21 - jerrythetrainer (11/23/2012) [-]
Well the only similarities the book and movie share is the name, even the zombies are different.
User avatar #11 to #4 - fishtacos (11/22/2012) [-]
FINALLY, I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER BROOKSIAN
#19 to #11 - julpiter (11/23/2012) [-]
it took you that long to find one?
User avatar #24 to #19 - fishtacos (11/23/2012) [-]
I live in a very small town. and I haven't really been looking...
User avatar #2 - lulzdealer ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
this guy is going places
User avatar #22 to #2 - siridontcare (11/23/2012) [-]
have you never seen titanic? woman and children first. They tend to let the "important people" go last as they already have the most out of life.
#23 - rambearclaw (11/23/2012) [-]
Cause first response services are crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
#16 - pussypunchpiss (11/23/2012) [-]
I guess he wanted to be
A Sharpe dresser

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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User avatar #33 to #18 - baconasaurus (11/23/2012) [-]
well 12 people got it... or think they did
#38 to #36 - abachonk (11/23/2012) [-]
This was actually awesome!!!
#15 - justbeingcool (11/23/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1654406 at Item Discussion ** my earthquake kit
#14 - anon (11/23/2012) [-]
a person wearing a tuxedo would be the last person i save that is if he doesn't die first.
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#8 to #6 - lilmoka (11/22/2012) [-]
That was some good Mountain Dew. To bad it was just for a limited time only.
That was some good Mountain Dew. To bad it was just for a limited time only.
User avatar #17 to #8 - giblets (11/23/2012) [-]
When they do limited time flavours it's usually to see if they sell well, and then they decide to release them properly! Have faith youngling!
User avatar #26 to #17 - retributionthepimp (11/23/2012) [-]
How come Pitch Black is gone then? :/
User avatar #40 to #26 - giblets (11/23/2012) [-]
I have no idea what that is, but it might not have been successful?
User avatar #41 to #40 - retributionthepimp (11/23/2012) [-]
Pitch Black is one of the best flavors ever, people are always petitioning so Mountain Dew will bring it back. ._.
User avatar #42 to #41 - giblets (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm a britard so I don't understand these flavours, maybe Mt. Dew don't think it'd be as successful if they brought it back?
User avatar #43 to #42 - retributionthepimp (11/23/2012) [-]
Petitions actually succeeded, it was brought back for a limited time again earlier this year. :3

User avatar #44 to #43 - giblets (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh I don't know then, Mt. Dew be cray cray
User avatar #45 to #44 - retributionthepimp (11/23/2012) [-]
Yes it be.
User avatar #25 to #17 - fickdich (11/23/2012) [-]
I can only find single bottles, no 12 packs! It's so annoying!
#13 to #8 - anon (11/23/2012) [-]
dude they re-released it! It is out in stores still. Well at least here in Pennsylvania! :3
User avatar #27 - packersfano (11/23/2012) [-]
A guy in a tux would be the last person id save unless justin beiber was there
User avatar #1 - improbablyyourdad (11/22/2012) [-]
Right, because people are going to give a **** if you look important or not in a disaster.
User avatar #39 - generalcool **User deleted account** (11/23/2012) [-]
/kit earthquake

should come in handy
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#7 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
they might think your a lawyer and they say (let the ****** die!)
User avatar #5 - generalcool **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
/kit earthquake

it may come in handy some day
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