The Scariest Fucking Thing Ever. 100% OC, 100% true... Meanwhile in the oposite part of the internet there is a citizen laughing about a "cage prank" and posting pics of op scared Holy fucking asscrackers i am never going back in there again
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#31 - wagastragas
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in the oposite part of the internet there is a citizen laughing about a "cage prank" and posting pics of op scared ********
#614 to #31 - namseal
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(11/22/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
#366 to #31 - hotschurl
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Probably on /b/...
#33 to #31 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I would shake his hand xD
#536 to #33 - fiveoutoffour **User deleted account**
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#44 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
*****, you walk around in the woods at 1 A.M. and see human cages...then you go back into the woods again at NIGHT?
#48 to #44 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I needed pictures
I needed pictures
#52 to #48 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Why the **** would you do it at night????
#53 to #52 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Because I was afraid they'd be gone by morning. Which they were.
#55 to #53 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
So what you're telling me is that there is a ******* thing in some woods that just lays out empty cages at night then picks them back up before day?
#56 to #55 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
It picked them up in the hour between when I left and when I came back with a camera. All but one of them, that wasn't there before. A ******* big one, which it placed right at the entrance to the trail.
#57 to #56 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
That's ******* terrifying.
#59 to #57 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
That might've been why I titled this the way I did xD
#62 to #59 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Bro bro bro bro....******* BRO. Buy a few of those cameras hunters use to see deer and set them up, we could potentially see what this thing looks like.
#63 to #62 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Don't have the cash for that, lol
#66 to #63 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I feel like sending you 80 bucks just for this.
#704 to #66 - LaBarata [OP]
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(09/02/2013) [-]
So.

Friend of mine got a professional night vision scope off his schizophrenic brother who got it off a drug dealer.

I'm gonna see if he'll lend it to me.
#72 to #53 - ilovetocuddle ONLINE
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(11/22/2012) [-]
You were so prepared to go out there and didn't think to bring a camera. I find this funny.
#78 to #72 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I was just going for a walk, I wasn't prepared to go toe to toe with the Blair ******* Witch xD
#118 to #78 - curtkobain
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I have one question. who the **** goes for a walk at 1am?
#120 to #118 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I've sworn off video games until I finished my history paper, and I needed a break.
#129 to #120 - curtkobain
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(11/22/2012) [-]
My god though man. The ******* woods at nighttime. I don't even think I would do that with every ******* knife I own.


You got balls OP. You got big balls. Even if it's not real. I still enjoyed your story.
#132 to #129 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm heading out there right now with a camera
#135 to #132 - curtkobain
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(11/22/2012) [-]
If you don't deliver, I will assume you are dead.

Godspeed LaBarata
#149 to #135 - theatasigma
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm replying to this because I want to know if anything happens.
#371 to #149 - siridontcare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
comment 152...
#356 to #149 - siridontcare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
what about the favorite button?
#204 to #149 - iamcraig
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm doing what you're doing
#291 to #204 - Scorch
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm doing what you're doing which is what he is doing
#358 to #291 - hotschurl
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm doing what you're oh whatever me too
#218 to #204 - curtkobain
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(11/22/2012) [-]
...I think he is dead
#359 to #218 - hotschurl
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Probably is.
#362 to #132 - siridontcare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
damn should have told us what school you where at so we could have checked the news.... I hate when I don't get closure.
#353 to #132 - Klondyke
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Let me know if you survive.
#254 to #132 - steeedan
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Please tell me the results on this comment it would be so great
#706 to #78 - triggathepirate
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(10/06/2013) [-]
This **** is still hilarious.
This **** is still hilarious.
#707 to #706 - LaBarata [OP]
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(10/06/2013) [-]
XD Thanks.
#681 to #78 - triggathepirate
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(11/23/2012) [-]
"I wasn't prepared to go toe to toe with the Blair ******* Witch"   
Knowing that you have an accent from your video I can't help reading this in your voice and die laughing.
"I wasn't prepared to go toe to toe with the Blair ******* Witch"
Knowing that you have an accent from your video I can't help reading this in your voice and die laughing.
#682 to #681 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/23/2012) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1fNXcskoOrc

Present for you
#683 to #682 - triggathepirate
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(11/23/2012) [-]
You're ******* awesome
You're ******* awesome
#684 to #683 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Thought you might get a giggle
#280 - alucord
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(11/22/2012) [-]
You/your friend should get really high, get a massive dog and try and solve this mystery.
You/your friend should get really high, get a massive dog and try and solve this mystery.
#308 - AngryPlatypus
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(11/22/2012) [-]
You brought an airsoft pistol and some knives, and you're prepared for anything? This is why people like you die in the woods.
#621 to #308 - cakezs
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(11/22/2012) [-]
If he knows how to effectively throw the knives he actually could be pretty well off
#369 to #308 - siridontcare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
some knives.... I do believe the upgrade to that is a gun. Those cost a lot and are a bother to store if you don't plan on using it.
The way you phrase you act like you expect a giant rat to jump out at him then a old man out of nowhere will shoot it, then take you to his lab where you can choose between three other guns...
#203 - bazda
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(11/22/2012) [-]
If you can't get out of those traps made of small twigs, you deserve whatever you have coming to you.
#211 to #203 - qazkqazk
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I don't know man, 1 small twig is weak but a bunch tied together is pretty strong.
#214 to #211 - bazda
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(11/22/2012) [-]
1. Break them one at a time   
2. Get out   
3. ???   
4. Profit
1. Break them one at a time
2. Get out
3. ???
4. Profit
#233 to #214 - theredscarab
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Cab be applied to other situations too!
#312 - iliveinrackcity
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(11/22/2012) [-]
#383 - genericnewfag
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their Airsoft gun.
#392 to #383 - spartusee
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#396 to #392 - genericnewfag
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I have no idea what you're saying.
#400 to #396 - spartusee
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I am saying that in the dark, anyone would think that airsoft gun is real.
#402 to #400 - genericnewfag
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Granted, but I don't see the relevance.
#406 to #402 - spartusee
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Nevermind.
#231 - zedfourhundred
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(11/22/2012) [-]
- Walking round one day, spotted a definite Yeti
- Go back that night to plant my specially crafted Yeti Traps
- Realise some douche is coming into the woods and ruined my trap area
- he goes off, fantastic, i'll move the traps and continue to try and catch my yeti
- oh for **** sake, douche is back with a friend, take down all my traps
- figure i'll come back and do it another night when there are no people around looking at my traps, taking pictures and quietly sobbing to themselves.
- Can't a man just sit in the forest at night, on his own, with wooden human size crates peacefully anymore?
#321 - sovietghost
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(11/22/2012) [-]
#152 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Ok. I just got back. There was SOMETHING moving out there. I've got the videos, I just need to edit them together.
#157 to #152 - purplemonkeybob
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(11/22/2012) [-]
op you better deliver
#158 to #152 - Elemental
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(11/22/2012) [-]
You seriously need to consider better armaments. Let someone know where you're going and also take someone else with you.
#165 to #152 - texastoastftw
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(11/22/2012) [-]
When should we be expecting the video??
#175 to #165 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
It's uploading to youtube as we speak
#180 to #175 - aaabbbcccdddeeefff
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I can't wait to see this video.
#178 to #175 - texastoastftw
Reply 0
(11/22/2012) [-]
YAY!
#161 to #152 - Eralus
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Keep us posted.
#169 to #152 - jamesrustler
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Please in the name of Talos, deliver
Please in the name of Talos, deliver