Poor guy. wish i had these problems.. Regarding the description, you would if you dated a Thai girl... sadface
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#2 - twelveleven (11/22/2012) [-]
Regarding the description, you would if you dated a Thai girl...
User avatar #3 to #2 - illegalartist (11/22/2012) [-]
Where can I buy one of these "thai girls"?
User avatar #4 to #3 - illegalartist (11/22/2012) [-]
Thailand.
User avatar #5 to #4 - illegalartist (11/22/2012) [-]
Thank you, Illegalartist.
User avatar #6 to #5 - illegalartist (11/22/2012) [-]
You're welcome, Illegalartist.
#7 to #6 - illegalartist (11/22/2012) [-]
have this gif to express my gratitude.
have this gif to express my gratitude.
#11 to #7 - Kirbyman (11/22/2012) [-]
wait a second , I'm picking up something suspicious from this thread...
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
#15 to #11 - xnotcreative (11/22/2012) [-]
It was only after I read your comment that I realized they were all the same people.
#17 to #15 - Kirbyman (11/22/2012) [-]
The whole
"Thank you, lllegalartist"
"You're welcome, lllegalarist."

Didn't tip you off at all?
#16 to #15 - xnotcreative (11/22/2012) [-]
You're kinda slow...
#20 to #16 - xnotcreative (11/22/2012) [-]
Leave me alone... :(
#122 to #20 - mistercookie (11/22/2012) [-]
Replying to yourself
User avatar #8 to #7 - cantfindausername (11/22/2012) [-]
Why was this so entertaining?
#9 to #7 - atheistzilla (11/22/2012) [-]
i loved that
User avatar #14 to #7 - pulluspardus (11/22/2012) [-]
Forever Alone Level : Funny Junker.
#75 to #7 - rainbowkirisame (11/22/2012) [-]
Something is afoot... I can smell it.
Something is afoot... I can smell it.
User avatar #58 to #7 - xortrox (11/22/2012) [-]
more like illegalfartfist
#10 - mariochat (11/22/2012) [-]
You know you're alpha as 			****		 when too many blow jobs is a problem.
You know you're alpha as **** when too many blow jobs is a problem.
User avatar #22 to #10 - brackgrapple (11/22/2012) [-]
Source would be nice,
#92 to #10 - tanabata (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #59 - pipedt (11/22/2012) [-]
Wow, I know.... sometimes all I want is a back rub, or leg rub, or a massage.... not a ******* blowjob. Women are so sexist, they think we only want sex and blowjobs
#49 - justbeingcool (11/22/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #441 at catholics in a nutshell ** my problem
#55 to #49 - jeej (11/22/2012) [-]
Christianity, in a nutshell.
#13 - slantedvanity (11/22/2012) [-]
Ex is a sex addict. First it was fun and all then it seemed like a chore.
Ex is a sex addict. First it was fun and all then it seemed like a chore.
#25 to #13 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2012) [-]
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Should have used this. She'll get off faster and you'll last longer.
User avatar #28 to #25 - slantedvanity (11/22/2012) [-]
What is that? Never seen it before.
User avatar #29 to #28 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2012) [-]
It's a cock sheath. You slip your dick in, stretch the ring around your balls to hold it on, then pound away. It only leaves a couple inches of your dick exposed so it won't feel as good for you, but it would feel incredible for her/him.
User avatar #30 to #29 - slantedvanity (11/22/2012) [-]
Tempting, I'll check it out if I ever see those things.
User avatar #31 to #30 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2012) [-]
This place used to have them, I guess they got discontinued.
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#34 - frysfrys (11/22/2012) [-]
**frysfrys rolled a random image posted in comment #1727716 at MLP Brony Board ** mfw another blow job
#43 - skinless (11/22/2012) [-]
i can't relate....at all
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#94 - xxxansweredxxx (11/22/2012) [-]
What about just when you ay on your stomach and she lightly runs her fingers down your back? Anybody else enjoy that?

Goosebumps for miles.
User avatar #127 to #94 - retributionthepimp (11/22/2012) [-]
...riight...I know exactly what you're talking about.


im so alone..
User avatar #129 to #127 - xxxansweredxxx (11/22/2012) [-]
Do you need a friend?


A buttrape friend?
#35 - sgartgirl (11/22/2012) [-]
Geez I'm going through this now with my fiance. I have a higher libido than him. I'm always ready to go, but he gets sore after a while.   
   
This is me lol.
Geez I'm going through this now with my fiance. I have a higher libido than him. I'm always ready to go, but he gets sore after a while.

This is me lol.
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User avatar #131 to #121 - sgartgirl (11/24/2012) [-]
Wow **** you. Uh I'm pretty sure I'm not.
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#135 to #134 - sgartgirl (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really. You said a comment and I asked if you were retarded. Simple as that. I got this. I know what I am saying.
Not really. You said a comment and I asked if you were retarded. Simple as that. I got this. I know what I am saying.
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#137 to #136 - sgartgirl (11/24/2012) [-]
Well okay then. I know I can use a picture or an actual message to respond to someone. Either way, as long as the message gets across. Well enough of this discussion. I am going to go back to hanging out with my fiance. Who by the way had sex with me today. I'm pretty sure he doesn't find me unattractive.
Well okay then. I know I can use a picture or an actual message to respond to someone. Either way, as long as the message gets across. Well enough of this discussion. I am going to go back to hanging out with my fiance. Who by the way had sex with me today. I'm pretty sure he doesn't find me unattractive.
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#26 - thecatatnight (11/22/2012) [-]
This is why i cant have a real relationship...no one can handle my high sex drive
This is why i cant have a real relationship...no one can handle my high sex drive
#100 to #26 - iamnotacleverman ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
That is totally the reason why.
User avatar #32 to #26 - improbablyyourdad (11/22/2012) [-]
After all the sex with your girlfriend your hand must be just bones.
User avatar #130 to #32 - thecatatnight (11/23/2012) [-]
that may be true if i wasn't a girl ._.
#62 - potatotown (11/22/2012) [-]
That reminds me of how i had to break up with my girlfriend the other day
#117 - alpacino (11/22/2012) [-]
Well consider someone coming back from a day of fighting, or something. Like MMA, Army, Extreme Russian LARPing, etc. Now, would a guy who just came back, want to **** his girl/guy after something so stressful? Sometimes, sure, but it's the smaller things like a loving backrub, or a goddamned shower that'll feel 9000 times better because holy **** it just feels that good
#118 to #117 - alpacino (11/22/2012) [-]
Oh Comment 117. Have a Mini-Chief cooking you eggs and bacon.
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#107 to #90 - imagnetsux ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at My Life is FUCKED. **
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User avatar #108 to #107 - imagnetsux ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
supernatural! <3
#120 - erald (11/22/2012) [-]
**erald rolled a random image posted in comment #1784784 at MLP Friendly Board ** I wish I had this guy's problems...
#37 - fuckinTroll (11/22/2012) [-]
Backrub - 5-10 min of awesome-ness

blowjob 15 sec of pleasure, 6 months without a girlfriend, being called the min. man for eturnity

ill go with backrub anyday
User avatar #40 to #37 - brownstar (11/22/2012) [-]
15 seconds? Nah that's just you.
#41 to #37 - gillybangz (11/22/2012) [-]
you might wanna reconsider which team you play on...
User avatar #38 to #37 - swimmingprodigy (11/22/2012) [-]
damn....it must suck to not even be able to live up to the title of minuteman....
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#88 to #12 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
I'll remember that
#21 to #12 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm in the same boat. Then SHE gets upset with ME when I ask her to stop and watch the movie or whatever we're doing.
User avatar #27 to #12 - atzy (11/22/2012) [-]
I thought i was the only one with that problem. Thumb for you good sir :)
#42 - gmanjohn ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
idk how to react
idk how to react
User avatar #44 - breadstickez (11/22/2012) [-]
I can't even fathom putting a dick in my mouth, it's disgusting. I wouldn't expect my partner to go down on me either, because frankly I think that is disgusting as well. I know I'm the odd one out, but my bf is going to have to be okay with it or I'll be a crazy cat lady because I don't ever plan on sucking a dick.
#60 to #44 - potatotown (11/22/2012) [-]
what if some guys are into that?
#65 to #44 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
Honestly, i kinda like it. I mean, it might sound disgusting at first, but once you try it, it's really not that bad. And obviously if you think a guy going down on you is disgusting... You've never had a guy go down on you. I understand what you mean though. Before you've tryed it it seems like, why would you wanna do it?
User avatar #84 to #65 - Monoge (11/22/2012) [-]
I must disagree, Anon. Not ever woman is going to enjoy receiving oral sex. Just like I am sure there are a few men out there (very, very few) who do not like receiving blowjobs.
User avatar #50 to #44 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
id suck a dick. like wow its not that big of a ******* deal so what. if my boyfriend wanted me to duck his dick i probably would.
User avatar #51 to #50 - breadstickez (11/22/2012) [-]
It just seems gross to me. I'm definitely not like "NO ONE SHOULD EVA SUCK DICKS EVA!!!1!" I just don't think I could do it, it would gross me out.
User avatar #52 to #51 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
its a ******* body part get over it. if you knew what it felt like for someone to go down on you you would know why people do it
User avatar #53 to #52 - breadstickez (11/22/2012) [-]
Lol I doubt I would, but its something I have no desire to find out. If my boyfriend wanted someone to suck his dick I'd let him find someone to do it, as long as he was completely open about it to me I don't see an issue with it, but I wouldn't do it.
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User avatar #63 to #57 - breadstickez (11/22/2012) [-]
Happens.
#67 to #63 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
you've never been in a relationship before. have you
User avatar #73 to #67 - breadstickez (11/22/2012) [-]
I've been in a few actually.
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#66 to #50 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
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>Reads this comment
>Sees your profile
MFW
User avatar #77 to #66 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
im gonna assume thats a good thing
User avatar #78 to #77 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
A girl saying she'd give head is always a good thing. Also I'm saying that you're hot.
User avatar #79 to #78 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
oh. thanks man. im sure youd take that back if you saw the rest of me but i appreciate it anyway
User avatar #80 to #79 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
You're welcome, but I doubt it.
User avatar #81 to #80 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
unless you like fat chicks lmao
User avatar #82 to #81 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
I do. :)
User avatar #83 to #82 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
this was unexpected
User avatar #85 to #83 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
For you, maybe. :P Thicker chicks do it better.
User avatar #86 to #85 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
yeah thats true. not alot of people like bigger ladies. i do, also, but body type doesnt really matter to me
User avatar #91 to #86 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
Even if I didn't, a blowjob is a blowjob.
User avatar #93 to #91 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
true.
User avatar #95 to #93 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
What's the rest of you look like, then?
User avatar #96 to #95 - rebby (11/22/2012) [-]
more fat than is really necessary to be honest. but id rather be chubby than skinny
User avatar #98 to #96 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
:D
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User avatar #119 to #109 - Bad Man (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm glad I could cause you pain. ;)
User avatar #68 to #61 - breadstickez (11/22/2012) [-]
I'll take the cats, but can we swap movies out? I'd rather my last view be of something other than a sparkley cunt.
#69 to #44 - jaigurudevaom (11/22/2012) [-]
I was the same at first
Until I realised oral felt like the most amazing thing ever
User avatar #72 to #69 - breadstickez (11/22/2012) [-]
Haha well to each their own lol
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User avatar #47 to #45 - breadstickez (11/22/2012) [-]
Well that uh was quite uh accurate.....no comment.
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