CAPTAIN 'MURICA. .. I think Italy would be more appropriote. France had a 100 year war, and they won with a 16yo girl who they'd only met 4 months prior. They had most of Europe un
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User avatar #62 - vladhellsing (11/22/2012) [-]
America never surrenders!

They pull out.
User avatar #65 to #62 - aximil (11/22/2012) [-]
Then why are so many teenagers pregnant?
User avatar #67 to #65 - jonluw (11/22/2012) [-]
You should know that pulling out isn't the best of contraceptives.
User avatar #68 to #67 - aximil (11/22/2012) [-]
You're right, not having sex in the first place is. But too many kids think it's cool to have sex with anything that moves, so that's not going to happen in this world anytime soon.
User avatar #77 to #68 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2012) [-]
Anal works too.
User avatar #70 to #68 - jonluw (11/22/2012) [-]
Or maybe just use a condom.
Or the pill.
Or any other real contraceptive, rather than pulling out.
User avatar #98 to #70 - vladhellsing (11/22/2012) [-]
Or all of the above, just to be safe.
#72 to #62 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
We aren't retreating, we're advancing in a different direction.
User avatar #66 to #60 - OldSnake ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Oh, Rob Liefeld. How the hell are you still finding work?
#97 to #66 - YourLordAndMaster (11/22/2012) [-]
Fool, Liefeld is a master of human anatomy.
User avatar #86 to #66 - DoctorDinosaur (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm just glad he didn't add any leather buckles or awkward feet.
#106 to #95 - Awesomecarrot (11/22/2012) [-]
If you insist
User avatar #19 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]
I think Italy would be more appropriote.

France had a 100 year war, and they won with a 16yo girl who they'd only met 4 months prior.
They had most of Europe under their rule during Napoleon's reign.
They're second to only Denmark and Sweden for the number of wars between them and Britain.
AND, Mr America, France fought with America for your independance. If France really were the surrender monkeys everyone says they are, then America would still be under Britain's rule.
#119 to #19 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
they needed help from 2 other countries and the support of foreigns living in it when attacking turkey in ww1
User avatar #154 to #119 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]
And? The Allies were five strong for most of WWII.
It's very rares if a countries wars with no help from another.
#20 to #19 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
shut up and show your white flag :D
#23 to #20 - thecrazyonedf (11/22/2012) [-]
shut up and show your username.
User avatar #22 to #19 - severepwner (11/22/2012) [-]
And Italy...
User avatar #89 to #22 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]
Italy has been ruled by different countries since its formation during the Roman Empire. After Rome's collapse, Italy was divided up and fought over by many countries like France and Spain, but Austria (and Hungary, who were unified as Austro-hungary) ruled North Italy for a long times during the Holy Roman Empire's time.
There's really only two wars that Italy had not run from (that I know of)- that's against the Ottoman empire where he stood alone, and the war between him and Austro-Hungary. But I don't know if he had help with that one.
#53 to #19 - sanctussvindex (11/22/2012) [-]
France lost Canada to the Brits be for the American Revolutionary War. The french lost France in WWII And the Americans (With help of handful of others) liberated France.

They helped us gain our independence, We helped them keep theirs. Fair trade.
User avatar #59 to #53 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]
Okay but that still doesn't mean they're cowards.
Prussia, Spain, Britain, Holy Rome, Turkey, Rome and Germania lost entire empires.
User avatar #80 to #59 - sanctussvindex (11/22/2012) [-]
I never said they were cowards, I was just bringing a counter point
User avatar #88 to #80 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]
A counter point to my saying that they were not cowards would be to bring up a point that showed they were.
User avatar #103 to #88 - sanctussvindex (11/22/2012) [-]
A counterpoint isn't simply the inverse to something it is another related idea that doesn't run paralleled to the original statement. Why we're arguing about this; I have no idea.
User avatar #210 to #19 - cudlefish (11/22/2012) [-]
Is that right mr. smarty pants, i think it was just a joke
User avatar #24 to #19 - mikhailovych (11/22/2012) [-]
yes but France is the only country I can think of that surrendered to the same people, in two consecutive wars where the side they were on then brought it back and won both
User avatar #28 to #24 - fgtometer (11/22/2012) [-]
**** sake! If Britain, USA or even Russia (in spring) had blitzkrieg rolled out on them in full scale and effect, with little outside help, they also would've surrendered. Makes sense when you're already surrounded by fascists (Spain, Italy and Germany), and the alternative is to do what Stalin did in Russia (slash and burn as you retreat)
#30 to #28 - whiteflagstrangler (11/22/2012) [-]
Well, it was a little bit more complicated than that.
User avatar #74 to #30 - longdeadhero (11/22/2012) [-]
FUKKIN SAVED LOL
User avatar #31 to #30 - fgtometer (11/22/2012) [-]
******* LOL at that picture. Of course it was, but it's fairly facile to say "goddamn surrender monkeys" when the French had the most intense land warfare of the 20th century bearing down on them. Just rustles my jimmies is all!
User avatar #32 to #24 - kumimono ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Hum, which two wars were these? They were defeated in the Franco-Prussian one, bled white but stood their ground in The Great War, and did surrender, after being soundly beaten, in WWII. If I remember my history, it usually took the rest of Europe to gang on them to take them down (Napoleonics), or some other heavy hitter (Brits, Germans) to defeat them. And this usually after years of struggle, or against someone, who basically changed the rules of warfare, against whom no power on Earth could have stood, like the Germans. (General Winter doesn't count. :) ) Also, what bugs me with these, is that while the brits fled accross their moat of a channel with their tails between their legs, french fought on, covering the mishmash of a retreat... And the fleeing is called "The Miracle of Dunkirk", and french get called cowards?
User avatar #73 to #32 - fireemblemrox (11/22/2012) [-]
Actually, most of France didn't even have much of a battle before surrendering WWII. The reason was because they left a gap in the Maginot line through Belgium, which they assumed would be left alone as a neutral country. France was prepared for a fight all along the rest of the border, but Hitler marched his troops through Belgium, and with so many troops in the French heartland, it was no surprise they surrendered.

I really think the Italians are bad fighters. They're a great cultural country, but militarily they did poorly. Essentially they fought amongst themselves, got Rome burned down for pissing off a king, been occupied by France and Spain, suffered humiliating losses and joined late for WWI, and got boned to the point of forcing Mussolini to be rescued after capture in WWII. They got beaned pretty hard in Africa in WWII, and that doesn't even mention their loss to Ethiopia during the Imperialist Age, the only real instance of an imperial nation losing to an African one. GG
User avatar #41 to #32 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]
General Winter is Russia's, no?
User avatar #91 to #41 - bwlad (11/22/2012) [-]
the russian winter was a huge bonus in the war but the biggest mistake was stalin himself, he killed more then 50.000 high-ranking officers and closed himself up in his datcha for 3 days after the german attack, keeping the army without any orders.
User avatar #33 to #24 - nonouch (11/22/2012) [-]
You might want to check about that WW1
User avatar #40 to #24 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]
Lol. Italy has a history of being Europe's bitch. You want a country under your control? Italy is your guy.
Country.
Thing.

And even after being freed from Austrohungarian rule, and Holy Roman Empire rule, and Roman Empire rule, they willingly joined the Allies in WWI, and the Axis in WWII.
Well, North Italy, that is. South Italy has been Spain's place since Austria was nice enough to give the sinking kingdom a lacky.
User avatar #50 to #24 - conoriskool (11/22/2012) [-]
who did they surrender to in 2 consecutive wars?
#139 to #19 - jeroylenkins (11/22/2012) [-]
"they won with a 16yo girl who they'd only met 4 months prior"
pls explain
User avatar #145 to #142 - jeroylenkins (11/22/2012) [-]
Oh. She's a ******* badass of a woman.
User avatar #148 to #145 - imeandus (11/22/2012) [-]
spiking of badasses, hers a page i think you'd enjoy. =)

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/list.html
User avatar #152 to #148 - jeroylenkins (11/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I forgot that things so awesome could actually happen in real life.
#164 to #152 - imeandus (11/22/2012) [-]
no problem bro ^^
pic unrelated
User avatar #151 to #139 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]
Jeanne D'arc
#141 to #19 - imeandus (11/22/2012) [-]
"They're second to only Denmark and Sweden for the number of wars between them and Britain."
User avatar #150 to #141 - Loppytaffy (11/22/2012) [-]



that is where I learnt it from
#156 to #150 - imeandus (11/22/2012) [-]
here have this XD
User avatar #35 to #19 - arziben (11/22/2012) [-]
the last part is actually the only good reasons I have to wish we would be surrendering fags
#109 to #35 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
yes but then wouldn't there be the chance that you would still be under nazi control.
User avatar #173 to #109 - arziben (11/22/2012) [-]
maybe, or maybe we wouldn't have petain who annouced the surrendering in the name of everyone (that faggot bastard)
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#26 - icyflesh (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #26 - effort (11/22/2012) [-]
Funny think is, this guy is a douche.
User avatar #76 - kingpokerface (11/22/2012) [-]
Warning! Everyone in the comments have no sense of humor. Move along.
#81 to #76 - captainwow (11/22/2012) [-]
Thank you, I will.
#175 - xdjerredlongxd (11/22/2012) [-]
I remember when i used to read the Ultimates. Until i found out that nothing that happens in the Ultimates is Canon.
+1
#181 to #175 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #201 to #175 - schneidend (11/22/2012) [-]
Well, it is canon...for that particular instance of Earth.
#211 to #201 - xdjerredlongxd (11/22/2012) [-]
The only other i follow is Marvel zombies.
#113 - zerodate (11/22/2012) [-]
This is from Marvel Zombies, in which there is no Captain America but a Colonel America.
#172 to #113 - serotonin (11/22/2012) [-]
Its from Ultimates.  To be precise its from Ultimates - 12
Its from Ultimates. To be precise its from Ultimates - 12
#117 to #113 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Get out of my classroom
#120 to #117 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Actually. its mine.
#121 to #120 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Very doubtful cause this is my classroom. Sadly it is not yours.
#122 to #121 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
They need to make new style classrooms, dont they?
#123 to #122 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
They need to make us not look alike and not have the classrooms combined.
#125 to #123 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
We could teach together
User avatar #213 to #125 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Lets do it ^_^
User avatar #215 to #213 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Sounds good
#217 to #215 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
have a dog coustume. ill take the girl costume :3
have a dog coustume. ill take the girl costume :3
#218 to #217 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
how bout you be the guy on the right and i will be the guy on the left?
how bout you be the guy on the right and i will be the guy on the left?
#220 to #218 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
yes
#124 to #123 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
its true.
#127 to #124 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
So what do you say MurpMurp?
#128 to #127 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
That your still in my classroom.
User avatar #131 to #128 - thatscrewedupkid (11/22/2012) [-]
i say you are fired from teaching for improper use of "your"
#143 to #131 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
thatscrewedupkid is right. If you can not properly use the different versions of your/you're then you cannot teach on FJ
User avatar #169 to #143 - jsrf (11/22/2012) [-]
Dat gramer.....
#179 to #169 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
dat spelling
dat spelling
User avatar #189 to #179 - jsrf (11/22/2012) [-]
Ummmm im a cat.......
#195 to #189 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
and i am bill cosby so what?
and i am bill cosby so what?
User avatar #198 to #195 - jsrf (11/22/2012) [-]
touche
#129 to #128 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Sadly that is not the case cause you are in my classroom.
#130 to #129 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Incorrect. you are in mine.
#132 to #130 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
But can you prove that point and back it up with facts?
#134 to #132 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Mr.Murpmurp, Am i in the right class?
#135 to #134 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
we're trying to figure that out.
#138 to #135 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Mr. MurpMurp I suggest you don't use your split personalities to try and persuade me that this is your classroom
#153 to #138 - stallwallwriter (11/22/2012) [-]
JESUS **** Would you two just make out already? The sexual tension in this classroom is just killing me.

pic related, it's a ******** of purple lines.
#202 to #138 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
LEAVE.
#204 to #202 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
You are running out of options. You are beginning to get careless with what you comment. You might want to pull out now before its too late.
#208 to #204 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I refuse to leave.
#209 to #208 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Well this is my classroom. I have no problem with you staying but you cannot teach unless i give you permission
#212 to #209 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
what if i told you we're the same people?
#214 to #212 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Brb... i must consult the elders
Brb... i must consult the elders
#137 to #132 - lomog (11/22/2012) [-]
Hurr hurr classic thread guys
Hurr hurr classic thread guys
#140 to #137 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
That's the last time you are going to interrupt my class logmog. You have detention for a week
User avatar #182 to #137 - trevo (11/22/2012) [-]
Had to ruin the joke didn't you?
#207 - sposadox (11/22/2012) [-]
I'll be honest, first two panels, I thought it was really intense gay sex.
User avatar #147 to #118 - Metallicock (11/22/2012) [-]
That picture needs some Duke in it
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User avatar #44 - xkmarcus (11/22/2012) [-]
Again, without France, it's likely America wouldn't have won the war of independence in the 18th century, maybe not at all. I just find it quite ironic that Americans continue to say France are pussies etc.
#79 to #44 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
Its easy to look back at history and comment and judge people decisions and mistakes. But I hope most people know that at the time it was different, they didnt know if they were going to win or lose. Or if their people were going to get wiped out. Same goes for the "Well if this happened..." or "Without _____" or all those other statements, you cant know what would have happened if someone did something else. So your statement about without france we would of lost, do you know that 100%? of course not, but should we judge every mistake everyone in history has ever made? Of course not.
#45 to #44 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
it is a joke, you pussy
User avatar #46 to #45 - xkmarcus (11/22/2012) [-]
No **** Sherlock, it's still ironic...
User avatar #52 to #44 - schnofi (11/22/2012) [-]
I hear that stereotype more often here in germany than in the US
User avatar #54 to #52 - conoriskool (11/22/2012) [-]
Stereotype? You used the wrong word there that makes no sense. And it is true anyway, most of the fighting in that war was done in india, europe and the open ocean against the french, spanish and dutch. If
America was alone they would have lost for sure.
User avatar #61 to #54 - schnofi (11/22/2012) [-]
Yes, false cliche might be more appropriate.
If anyone was alone in WW2 they would have lost for sure. Everyone did their part. I don't see why people discuss about that.
User avatar #55 to #52 - xkmarcus (11/22/2012) [-]
I've never heard it here in Ireland, but again, France at least tried to help us with our ongoing battles with Britain in the past too.
User avatar #51 to #44 - intergalacticdildo (11/22/2012) [-]
I think it's pretty hypocritical that they have Captain America saying this. The joke landed, but in a different issue he talks about how he saw french soldiers sacrificing themselves in WWII and hates when americans call them cowards.
#224 - alpacino (11/22/2012) [-]
For being a paragon of virtue, Cap' can be a scary ************ .
#101 - hatersghate (11/22/2012) [-]
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#116 to #101 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
Sorry im such a dumbfag, is that a map of France's territorial losses and gains from 985 to 1947?
#160 to #116 - hatersghate (11/22/2012) [-]
yeah, but the colonial empire is not shown   
   
and this is the Frankish expansion from the early Clovis I' kingdom (481) to the divisions of Charlemagne's Empire (843/870). You can consider them "french" if you want to
yeah, but the colonial empire is not shown

and this is the Frankish expansion from the early Clovis I' kingdom (481) to the divisions of Charlemagne's Empire (843/870). You can consider them "french" if you want to
#157 - namseal (11/22/2012) [-]
MFW reading this
MFW reading this
#163 - crapybronie (11/22/2012) [-]
**crapybronie rolled a random image posted in comment #1572990 at Item Discussion ** <Mfw first panel I thought they where ******* each other
#42 - serotonin (11/22/2012) [-]
And then there is this
#38 - Sylphion (11/22/2012) [-]
Did the Cap' slice that guy in half with his shield? That's pretty brutal
User avatar #99 to #38 - YourLordAndMaster (11/22/2012) [-]
It's Ultimate Cap, he's a huge dick. He does **** like this.
User avatar #114 to #99 - zerodate (11/22/2012) [-]
That guy is a zombie and that's also Colonel America because this is from marvel zombies.
User avatar #126 to #114 - YourLordAndMaster (11/22/2012) [-]
No it isn't it's from The Ultimates, Vol. 2: Homeland Security
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