Mind Fuck. White Space. If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single clay.. The oldest man in the world, at 115 years, blames this magic potion that he drank on a trip through India.
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User avatar #4 - Lambda (11/22/2012) [-]
The oldest man in the world, at 115 years, blames this magic potion that he drank on a trip through India.
#57 to #4 - olicoooombs (11/22/2012) [-]
Blames?
User avatar #60 to #57 - wellfuckmylife (11/22/2012) [-]
Of course.. It doesn't feel good to be alive while you are decomposing.
User avatar #16 - TheWhiteSpace (11/22/2012) [-]
This picture portrays me way fatter than i actually am :(



Love me
#22 - frysfrys (11/22/2012) [-]
I've seen some unnecessary white space in my time, but not like this... This is just...
#8 - Daeiros (11/22/2012) [-]
so healthy!
#26 - exotic (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - captainfish (11/22/2012) [-]
I put a marble in my butt every day then pooped them out one by one for the past 70 years. The trick is that if you don't poop them out one at a time, you have a chance of giving yourself a pick sock and spontaneously combusting at the same time.
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#68 to #67 - Bohya (11/22/2012) [-]
''So edgy, bro!''
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#2 to #1 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #3 to #2 - BadRobot (11/22/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #15 to #3 - omenaaa (11/22/2012) [-]
maybe
User avatar #21 to #15 - jetpistol (11/22/2012) [-]
I dont know
#53 to #2 - niemals (11/22/2012) [-]
is it kill?
#33 - resbiansrock (11/22/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at dinner time, like a fucking boss! ** Guess we're all rolling for what we eat...
User avatar #51 to #33 - amuro (11/22/2012) [-]
and the other part of the recipe?
User avatar #34 to #33 - resbiansrock (11/22/2012) [-]
OH DEAR GOD YES
#55 - aksion ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
One day, when I am grey and old I will tell my children how I saved the world from dragons by using my voice, stopped the reapers with only a single squad of close friends, restored my status as Royal guard by taking back the throne for the empress and many more tales... DAMN this is gonna be fun.
One day, when I am grey and old I will tell my children how I saved the world from dragons by using my voice, stopped the reapers with only a single squad of close friends, restored my status as Royal guard by taking back the throne for the empress and many more tales... DAMN this is gonna be fun.
User avatar #59 to #55 - gunsforpandas (11/22/2012) [-]
I enjoyed this comment.
User avatar #66 to #55 - captainfish (11/22/2012) [-]
What about the time where you stopped Handsome Jack from taking over the known universe with a giant living vault?
User avatar #62 to #55 - youraccountsucks (11/22/2012) [-]
Cant forget when you saved the human race from the covenant
#64 to #62 - aksion ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
And that
#25 - erald (11/22/2012) [-]
**erald rolled a random image posted in comment #124900 at Pokemon ** What I ate everyday.
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#50 - lordmuffin (11/22/2012) [-]
I'll just say I killed a unicorn and ate its soul while taking its horn a member of some cult.
#35 - PlagueDoctor (11/22/2012) [-]
mfw some whack-ass professor is trying to find scientific evidence to this "theory"
#61 - zipzapzoop (11/22/2012) [-]
**zipzapzoop rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at My Vote for President goes to: ** eat this and you will live to 100
#49 - emismpunk (11/22/2012) [-]
**emismpunk rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Beautiful Teen Contest ** What I eat.
#38 - dabearsrbad (11/22/2012) [-]
**dabearsrbad rolled a random image posted in comment #1796497 at MLP Brony Board ** this is what i ate
#5 - bookyle (11/22/2012) [-]
**bookyle rolls 46**
#7 to #5 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 19** but my dubs will save him
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#28 to #5 - umppis (11/22/2012) [-]
**umppis rolls 09** A HEROIC SAVING LEAP
User avatar #31 to #5 - theawesomeguy (11/22/2012) [-]
**theawesomeguy rolls 73** NO, I WANT YOU TO DIE
User avatar #32 to #31 - theawesomeguy (11/22/2012) [-]
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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#43 - SunshineCabbage (11/22/2012) [-]
**SunshineCabbage rolled a random image posted in comment #1904648 at MLP Friendly Board ** I guess we're rolling what we eat... So, what I eat every day.
#27 - roofeeoh (11/22/2012) [-]
For anyone here on Twitter... I highly recommend following this guy. All of his tweets are hilarious like this one
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