Fucking Karliah. . 1. itt,.),, ts Master Thieves', Alert Every Enemy And Set Off Every Trip In The Dungon. i will never be able to complete the thieves guild quest line, due to the fact my game freezes every time i enter water.
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Fucking Karliah

1. itt,.),, ts Master Thieves',
Alert Every Enemy And Set
Off Every Trip In The Dungon
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User avatar #6 - tikledpikle (11/21/2012) [+] (9 replies)
i will never be able to complete the thieves guild quest line, due to the fact my game freezes every time i enter water.
User avatar #9 to #6 - thefurie (11/21/2012) [-]
that's what you get for playing as a redguard
User avatar #27 - albeit (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That moment when you have been on funny junk for so long, you reach your own content...
User avatar #14 - Strudel (11/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I've only completed the storyline and Dark Brotherhood as main questlines, I've never completed Thieves Guild and I'm assuming this is what I'm looking at later on in the game. Can someone 'splain?
User avatar #16 to #14 - YourLordAndMaster (11/21/2012) [-]
They're supposedly "master thieves" but they act like every other retarded companion. They step on every trap in the dungeons, they alert enemies by charging into them and they're about as stealthy as a gunshot in a library.
User avatar #25 - galkawhm (11/22/2012) [-]
That hood gets rid of the snout on my Argonian... somehow.
#59 - spidahridah (11/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Something else I was incredibly disappointed by is the Nightingale armor. Both the regular thieves' guild armor and the dark brotherhood armor are way more efficient when going the stealthy path. Sure, its one of the most badass looking armors in the game, but they really could have made it a bit better than the other armors, or at least make it possible to enchant it even further.
User avatar #12 - mererightnow (11/21/2012) [-]
I just can't bring myself to return the Skeleton key. It saves time from having to level up in lock-picking.
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User avatar #56 to #54 - trolljunkusa (11/22/2012) [-]
You must die a lot
#58 - lieutenantderp (11/22/2012) [-]
Just happened to me. Woke up the ******* centurion right after telling me to use stealth. God damn idiots.
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#22 to #21 - falloutplayer (11/22/2012) [-]
Not ads but now the layout seems a bit weird...
User avatar #49 - shashashanasha (11/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
holy **** what armor is that?
User avatar #51 to #50 - shashashanasha (11/22/2012) [-]
thank you fine sir
#44 - hahafunnyuwhore (11/22/2012) [-]
the REAL master thief
User avatar #39 - kayvan (11/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Can someone help? I've been trying to get the achievement for the thieve guild where i have to "restore it to its former glory" or what not, and I've been doing those side jobs after i returned the skeleton key, but how many do i have to do?
User avatar #57 to #39 - kimiixpyro (11/22/2012) [-]
The last comment is the correct one, Vex and Delvin give out sidequests (jobs) all over Skyrim. There are Four main capitals you want to worry about, Solitude, Windhelm, Whiterun, and Markarth. Go to Vex and Delvin and choose any job you prefer but you only need to complete Five in each of those Four cities.
Each time you have done Five in any one of those particular cities Delvin will spawn a special mission for you in that city to restore the Thieves Guilds honor there. Do that mission and stop accepting mission to that city while concentrating on the remaining cities, 'til you have completed all Four of the special missions.
You will then be presented a special ceremony in the Cistern declaring you a Master Thief.
Congrats you have restored the Thieves Guild to its former glory.

I've played through the game twice, and also looked it up again just to make sure.
Finding all the unusual gems is 100% optional and can be done at ANY time, completely unrelated to the quest/achievement you're asking about.
User avatar #1 - oniryuuko (11/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Could you tell me which game this is? I, unfortunately, don't recognize it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - albeit (11/21/2012) [-]
Naw, thats armor that you get near the end of the Thieves Guild quest line
User avatar #67 - xxxansweredxxx (11/22/2012) [-]
If her voice wasn't so boner inducing. I'd have been done with her the second I got the skeleton key.

GETTIN' REAL TIRED OF YOUR **** KARLIAH. YOU AND THAT FAGGOT BYRNJOFF CAN GO SUCK A HIGH HARD ONE.
User avatar #55 - redwolfradolf (11/22/2012) [-]
But they look SOOOO badass
#52 - ilovewhitepeople (11/22/2012) [-]
**ilovewhitepeople rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Christians: 0 Nordics: 1 ** Douche bag thieves.
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User avatar #31 - rdangerdash ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I think the stupid AIs kind of ruin the game.
User avatar #29 - foelkera ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
What pisses me off more is when bandits set off their own traps. The traps are obvious to people new to the area, and the people that set them manage to get killed by them.
User avatar #13 - irishwolven (11/21/2012) [-]
Love Skyrim as a game but Karliah gets on my F-ing nerves. I don't like the character and i don't like her voice.
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