Fucking Karliah. . 1. itt,.),, ts Master Thieves', Alert Every Enemy And Set Off Every Trip In The Dungon. i will never be able to complete the thieves guild quest line, due to the fact my game freezes every time i enter water.
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Fucking Karliah

1. itt,.),, ts Master Thieves',
Alert Every Enemy And Set
Off Every Trip In The Dungon
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Submitted: 11/21/2012
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#69 - darkjustifier (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't remember getting caught during his quest.
User avatar #67 - xxxansweredxxx (11/22/2012) [-]
If her voice wasn't so boner inducing. I'd have been done with her the second I got the skeleton key.

GETTIN' REAL TIRED OF YOUR **** KARLIAH. YOU AND THAT ****** BYRNJOFF CAN GO SUCK A HIGH HARD ONE.
#59 - spidahridah (11/22/2012) [-]
Something else I was incredibly disappointed by is the Nightingale armor. Both the regular thieves' guild armor and the dark brotherhood armor are way more efficient when going the stealthy path. Sure, its one of the most badass looking armors in the game, but they really could have made it a bit better than the other armors, or at least make it possible to enchant it even further.
User avatar #68 to #59 - darknesincontrol (11/22/2012) [-]
you get a passive boost for wearing all nightinggale armor.
Forgot what the boost was though....
User avatar #70 to #68 - spidahridah (11/22/2012) [-]
It boosts your illusion skills or some **** . Which is completely ******* useless, playing as a thief or assassin.
User avatar #71 to #70 - darknesincontrol (11/22/2012) [-]
how about Invisiblity, frenzy and calm?
Anyway what i meant was you get a boost for wearing all part of the set.
And after researched a bit, it was just armor rating that gets a boost :P so nvm
User avatar #62 to #59 - albeit (11/22/2012) [-]
Honestly, with the way it looked, I thought it was more appropriate for the Dark Brotherhood. I hated the look of the DB armor in this game. I wish this armor had way better stats so I could use it more often. I can't wait to see what is new in the Dragonborn DLC
User avatar #64 to #62 - spidahridah (11/22/2012) [-]
Same here. By the way, don't you find it ********* annoying that only female characters get to have DB cowls with masks?
User avatar #65 to #64 - albeit (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, plus I just wish it was bulkier, or had a cowl. I just hate seeing my huge, ************** nord in spandex
User avatar #66 to #65 - spidahridah (11/22/2012) [-]
Yes, precisely. It doesn't look sneaky assassin-like. It looks more gay wrestling-like.
#58 - lieutenantderp (11/22/2012) [-]
Just happened to me. Woke up the ******* centurion right after telling me to use stealth. God damn idiots.
User avatar #55 - redwolfradolf (11/22/2012) [-]
But they look SOOOO badass
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User avatar #56 to #54 - trolljunkusa (11/22/2012) [-]
You must die a lot
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#60 to #56 - ajwboss (11/22/2012) [-]
I only use that armour, I don't die much and play on master. It is about how you fight, not what you fight with.
#63 to #60 - syrialsin (11/22/2012) [-]
Shut the hell up and get the 						****					 out with that visionary 						****					. Not allowed on FJ.
Shut the hell up and get the **** out with that visionary **** . Not allowed on FJ.
#52 - ilovewhitepeople (11/22/2012) [-]
**ilovewhitepeople rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Christians: 0 Nordics: 1 ** Douche bag thieves.
User avatar #49 - shashashanasha (11/22/2012) [-]
holy **** what armor is that?
User avatar #50 to #49 - albeit (11/22/2012) [-]
The Nightingale armor that you receive around the end of the Thieves Guild quest line. Easily my favorite
User avatar #51 to #50 - shashashanasha (11/22/2012) [-]
thank you fine sir
User avatar #53 to #51 - albeit (11/22/2012) [-]
Anytime
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#44 - hahafunnyuwhore (11/22/2012) [-]
the REAL master thief
User avatar #39 - kayvan (11/22/2012) [-]
Can someone help? I've been trying to get the achievement for the thieve guild where i have to "restore it to its former glory" or what not, and I've been doing those side jobs after i returned the skeleton key, but how many do i have to do?
User avatar #57 to #39 - kimiixpyro (11/22/2012) [-]
The last comment is the correct one, Vex and Delvin give out sidequests (jobs) all over Skyrim. There are Four main capitals you want to worry about, Solitude, Windhelm, Whiterun, and Markarth. Go to Vex and Delvin and choose any job you prefer but you only need to complete Five in each of those Four cities.
Each time you have done Five in any one of those particular cities Delvin will spawn a special mission for you in that city to restore the Thieves Guilds honor there. Do that mission and stop accepting mission to that city while concentrating on the remaining cities, 'til you have completed all Four of the special missions.
You will then be presented a special ceremony in the Cistern declaring you a Master Thief.
Congrats you have restored the Thieves Guild to its former glory.

I've played through the game twice, and also looked it up again just to make sure.
Finding all the unusual gems is 100% optional and can be done at ANY time, completely unrelated to the quest/achievement you're asking about.
#48 to #39 - neverposting (11/22/2012) [-]
Do the small jobs from delvin/vex (like the ledger editing, pickpoeting etc) until you have done 5 in every major city (Whiterun, Solitude, Markarth, Windhelm, Riften) then do the special person of interest mission in 4 of those 5 (there isnt one in Riften as the guild already has influence there), so it is Erikur in Solitude, that battle-born guy in Whiterun, Endon in Markart and the cruel-sea guy in Windhelm, then you 'restore' the guild. Hope I helped.
User avatar #42 to #39 - twatmissile (11/22/2012) [-]
find all 24 stones and the crown of barenziah, its a bitch but you get some cool stuff in the ragged flagon if you complete it.
#46 to #42 - Silverboss (11/22/2012) [-]
no you dont have to find all the stones
User avatar #41 to #39 - holycrapimacupcake (11/22/2012) [-]
All of them. Just keep doing them till you can't get anymore.
User avatar #40 to #39 - artyommetro (11/22/2012) [-]
It's random and only the guy who you buy things for the Dark Brotherhood can give them to you so i think you have to do him mission only or only his count
User avatar #38 - thelordofrepost (11/22/2012) [-]
I've been delaying going after mercer for months now.
User avatar #31 - rdangerdash (11/22/2012) [-]
I think the stupid AIs kind of ruin the game.
User avatar #29 - foelkera (11/22/2012) [-]
What pisses me off more is when bandits set off their own traps. The traps are obvious to people new to the area, and the people that set them manage to get killed by them.
User avatar #27 - albeit (11/22/2012) [-]
That moment when you have been on funny junk for so long, you reach your own content...
#61 to #27 - BroadSword (11/22/2012) [-]
Or the weird moment when you reach content you commented on the night before, see the comment and think that the commenter is such a clever devil then you realise its your own comment
Or the weird moment when you reach content you commented on the night before, see the comment and think that the commenter is such a clever devil then you realise its your own comment
User avatar #25 - galkawhm (11/22/2012) [-]
That hood gets rid of the snout on my Argonian... somehow.
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User avatar #23 to #21 - lolwatthe (11/22/2012) [-]
Yep, before I was too high level to get ads but I think he upped or removed that.
User avatar #32 to #23 - ReapLight (11/22/2012) [-]
Could just use AdBlock you know.
User avatar #33 to #32 - lolwatthe (11/22/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm good.
User avatar #36 to #33 - ReapLight (11/22/2012) [-]
To each his own, I suppose. I just don't see why not since it removes ads.
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#22 to #21 - falloutplayer (11/22/2012) [-]
Not ads but now the layout seems a bit weird...
User avatar #14 - Strudel (11/21/2012) [-]
I've only completed the storyline and Dark Brotherhood as main questlines, I've never completed Thieves Guild and I'm assuming this is what I'm looking at later on in the game. Can someone 'splain?
User avatar #16 to #14 - YourLordAndMaster (11/21/2012) [-]
They're supposedly "master thieves" but they act like every other retarded companion. They step on every trap in the dungeons, they alert enemies by charging into them and they're about as stealthy as a gunshot in a library.
#18 to #16 - kamusioso (11/22/2012) [-]
Got me at gunshot in a library
Got me at gunshot in a library
User avatar #15 to #14 - tropius (11/21/2012) [-]
I believe this is Nightingale Hall, and you're looking at Karliah (Gallus' (old guildmaster) ex-girlfriend) and Brynjolf, dressed in Nightingale Armor.
#37 to #15 - ilovebrownies (11/22/2012) [-]
CORRECT ON KARLIAH AND BRYNJOLF, BUT SADLEY RETARTED ON GALLUS! YOU DUMB ASS!!!!
#45 to #37 - sirkittens (11/22/2012) [-]
*Retarded
#19 to #15 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
I believe this is in the dwemer dungeon where you find mercer
User avatar #35 to #19 - fallschirmjager (11/22/2012) [-]
I believe it is the secret rape dungeon under Breezehome...if i'm not mistaken
User avatar #13 - irishwolven ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Love Skyrim as a game but Karliah gets on my F-ing nerves. I don't like the character and i don't like her voice.
User avatar #12 - mererightnow (11/21/2012) [-]
I just can't bring myself to return the Skeleton key. It saves time from having to level up in lock-picking.
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