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Lazy logic

Lazy logic. I'm guilty of most of these things credit to q MINUTES AT LIGHT use 'h' Mir Rains GLEANING mun ', INETERNET‘ or my 1' up TD

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#6 - savvz (11/21/2012) [-]
I was too lazy to go out for smokes so I quit.
#1 - whovianofawesome (11/21/2012) [-]
I do a lot of these
I do a lot of these
#18 - EjaculationMan (11/22/2012) [-]
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#22 to #21 - frickenidiots (11/22/2012) [-]
i do this **** all the time but i am 6 ft 4 so i get what i need
#4 - yunablade (11/21/2012) [-]
This is the LAW!
#5 - finalkai (11/21/2012) [-]
it reminds me of how sometimes i am too lazy to sit, so i just stand.
#10 - queenoftomboys (11/22/2012) [-]
Ha that's funny. You say that as if we have the energy to do any of that.
#35 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 - ilovedonkeydick (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm actually too lazy to even shave. I just get this "Veet" stuff in the women's isle and apply to to anywhere. Wait a few minutes and just scratch it off in the shower. I use it for my entire body sometimes, because I like how being hairless feels.
Yes i'm a guy. Of course I shave my face with a razor.

don't judge too hard...
User avatar #37 to #23 - thatnerdyguy (11/22/2012) [-]
...Tell me more about this "Veet"...
User avatar #60 to #37 - ilovedonkeydick (11/22/2012) [-]
Oh, uh, heh, ok.

Bottle: "Veet" "Fast acting gel cream" "legs and body sensitive formula with aloe vera" "restores skin hydration"

Apply to areas you want to remove hair. Bottle warns that you shouldn't rub it in, but ignore that because if you don't you'll have alot of hair after the removal.

Don't keep it on your nails too long because your nails begin to oddly peel off layers or something.

After using, after a few days I experience itchy bumps for a day or two. Not that bad, though

Comes with a plastic piece that I discard because I prefer scratching....
Says apply and wait 5-10minutes, so I akwardly stand in my bathroom naked for the time, possibly brushing my teeth or something...

god I feel dirty...
User avatar #61 to #60 - ilovedonkeydick (11/22/2012) [-]
I'd post a pic of it, but i'm a new member.
I was recently created as a bastard child from a dubs = username, second dubs = profile pic.
Hence my apparent favor of ass penis.
User avatar #62 to #61 - ilovedonkeydick (11/22/2012) [-]
Oh, it also seems people above me are afraid of shaving their balls. Well this might be a solution for them...
#41 - thisotherdude (11/22/2012) [-]
I never shave my legs, the perks of being a man.
User avatar #42 to #41 - slootyslooot (11/22/2012) [-]
I never shave my legs, the perks of being a single girl living in a cold/wet environment.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thisotherdude (11/22/2012) [-]
Ah yes, leg hair truly is a wondrous defense against the cold.
User avatar #44 to #43 - slootyslooot (11/22/2012) [-]
I never wear anything other then jeans or sweats.
User avatar #46 to #44 - thisotherdude (11/22/2012) [-]
Jeans ************* ! The most comfortable ******* house wear since blanket cloaks.
User avatar #47 to #46 - slootyslooot (11/22/2012) [-]
I hate wearing jeans. I'm not sure if it's just womens jeans but they are so uncomfortable and are always too tight in certain places and too big in others. I always wear sweats unless I go somewhere.
User avatar #48 to #47 - thisotherdude (11/22/2012) [-]
Try buying some looser jeans, whether they're meant for male or female is irrelevant. I hate tight jeans as well, so I always go for the ones that don't really cling to anything but don't hang like circus tents.

Also, small tip for getting rid of the stiff almost cardboard feel of new jeans, rub them down with a bit of sandpaper, the material will start to slack and lose that uncomfortable stiffness.
User avatar #49 to #41 - redking (11/22/2012) [-]
I shave my balls, the perks of being a man.
#52 to #49 - thisotherdude (11/22/2012) [-]
I would never attempt such a thing, I don't care if my pubes look like a midget could get lost in them, the fear of nicking a ball is something that haunts my nightmares. You sir are very brave if you can actually man up enough to put a blade against your sack without fear.
User avatar #53 to #52 - sonoobish (11/22/2012) [-]
if u need to, use scissors to cut the longer hair
User avatar #56 to #53 - thisotherdude (11/22/2012) [-]
I have no need to shave my balls or any part of my body for that matter, so I don't. It's just the idea of shaving your balls that scares me.
User avatar #58 to #56 - sonoobish (11/22/2012) [-]
you will when you meet a girl
User avatar #59 to #58 - thisotherdude (11/22/2012) [-]
In Canada? Where's it's usually so cold most people try to keep as much warmth as they possibly can? I'm more then likely to find a chick with a bush as big as mine then one who wants me to shave.
#55 to #52 - redking (11/22/2012) [-]
It's not like you have to use one of these bitches.

User avatar #65 to #55 - georgeapg (11/22/2012) [-]
real men use straight razors
#51 to #41 - zxmongoose (11/22/2012) [-]
I swim, so I wind up shaving my legs once a year before our last big meet
I swim, so I wind up shaving my legs once a year before our last big meet
#2 - hwangw ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
I keep a 4ft painting pole by my bed so I can turn off my light switch without getting up.
I keep a 4ft painting pole by my bed so I can turn off my light switch without getting up.
#63 - mezznok ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
MFW your name :D
#19 - supagreen (11/22/2012) [-]
I used to foot sort laundry all the time when I was little. Now every time I curl my toes I get the worst toe cramp imaginable.

Even during the Clinging for Dear Life ***** I take if i curl my toes and brace for anus spreading pain I only get a sore ass and a toe cramp.
User avatar #14 - dustyshane (11/22/2012) [-]
I doubt people this lazy will actually recycle, when you can just throw everything in the garbage.
User avatar #29 to #14 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm lazy and I recycle, mainly because most of our recyclables take up so much space in the trash can.
User avatar #36 to #14 - Nameloc (11/22/2012) [-]
In some states (Like Wisconsin) it's illegal to not recycle.
(It's law to recycle.)

**** , in WI they have bins in most bathrooms for used syringes.
User avatar #45 to #36 - dustyshane (11/22/2012) [-]
What, syringes?
User avatar #57 to #45 - Nameloc (11/22/2012) [-]
It's weird and awkward.
#54 - Rascal (11/22/2012) [-]
That's not laziness. It's called efficiency. If you focus enough time and effort at perfecting these things, they are actually more efficient. less time and energy spent is better.

#31 - bpwags ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Lint rollers? Or just not even bother cleaning your shirt...
#40 to #31 - Rascal (11/22/2012) [-]
lint rollers? more like scotch tape made into a circle
User avatar #11 - axlsummer (11/22/2012) [-]
my lightswitch is directly by me bed... if you don't enjoy this luxury you are missing out i tell ya
#12 to #11 - falloutplayer (11/22/2012) [-]
Mine is on the outside of my room
User avatar #15 to #12 - foelkera (11/22/2012) [-]
When I was 7 my dad set up some lamps above my bed so I could turn them on, turn out the lights, then walk to bed and turn off the lamp. Helped a lot when I read a book (I read a lot because I wasn't allowed to have video games until I was 11 for some stupid reason)
User avatar #25 to #12 - darkjustifier (11/22/2012) [-]
The walk back after a scary movie.......
#9 - kamusioso ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Your point is?
Your point is?
User avatar #3 - joeyliquid (11/21/2012) [-]
But if you use lint roller.. Your not having to change a shirt everyday.. Which is kinda economical and saves you having to wash a lot, later? Also if you can do a trip in 1, instead of 2+ trips, that saves time. Plus your doing extra work, as for the others. Women if you dare shave in the bath and leave hairs in there, I will mutilate your family.
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