Dashing through the NO. Oh my god, Tumblr.... DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE OUT OF MY WAY GOD DAMN YOU ARE SLOW JESUS, HOW MUCH DC) YOU WEIGH? OH JINGLE BELL
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Dashing through the NO

Dashing through the NO. Oh my god, Tumblr.... DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE OUT OF MY WAY GOD DAMN YOU ARE SLOW JESUS, HOW MUCH DC) YOU WEIGH? OH JINGLE BELL

Oh my god, Tumblr...

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY
GOD DAMN YOU ARE SLOW
JESUS, HOW MUCH DC) YOU WEIGH?
OH JINGLE BELLS
BURN IN HELL
1" ' RE THE BANE OF MY DAY
I' LL SLASH YOUR TIRES
SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE
AND LAUGH AS I RUN AWAY
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#4 - xyaleon (11/21/2012) [-]
I loved Christmas when I was in Elementary School.   
Deck the halls with gasoline~   
falalala la la la la   
Light a match and watch it gleam   
falalala la lalalala   
Watch the school burn down to ashes   
falala lalala la la la   
Aren't you glad I played with matches?   
falalalala la la la la
I loved Christmas when I was in Elementary School.
Deck the halls with gasoline~
falalala la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalala la lalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes
falala lalala la la la
Aren't you glad I played with matches?
falalalala la la la la
User avatar #18 to #4 - kotos ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
BESERK! I named my barb in d3 Guts
#22 - yowhatsup (11/21/2012) [-]
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#3 - harmonicanarchy (11/21/2012) [-]
they start the same
#8 - snoboardkid (11/21/2012) [-]
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a Nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Militery
Oh, Jingle bombs
Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
#23 - mrdrpage (11/21/2012) [-]
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#11 - broorb (11/21/2012) [-]
Wrong.   
   
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW   
GET THE 			****		 OUT OF MY WAY   
YOU'RE SO 			*******		 SLOW   
AND FAT WHAT DO YOU WEIGH   
(HA-HA-HA)   
YOU CAN'T 			*******		 SING   
I'LL START A 			*******		 FIGHT   
OUTTA MY WAY YOU 			*******		 HO   
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT   
OH   
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL   
GET THE 			****		 OUT OF MY WAY   
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE   
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)   
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL   
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY   
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE   
FROM MY 			*************		 SLEIGH   
HEY.
Wrong.

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO ******* SLOW
AND FAT WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
(HA-HA-HA)
YOU CAN'T ******* SING
I'LL START A ******* FIGHT
OUTTA MY WAY YOU ******* HO
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MY ************* SLEIGH
HEY.
#12 to #11 - broorb (11/21/2012) [-]
^ the insanity wolf one.
User avatar #16 to #11 - iaintevenrustled (11/21/2012) [-]
I love you. Singing this all through class Monday. **** ya.
#26 - justbeingcool (11/21/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Every single time ** no
#28 to #26 - anon (11/21/2012) [-]
Semi-relevant.
User avatar #33 to #28 - scumbagposter (11/21/2012) [-]
really relevant
#40 to #28 - steeef **User deleted account** (11/21/2012) [-]
**steeef rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Drunk Girl Problems. ** Pfff thats nothin check this out
#2 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm faving this. Need this for x-mas.
#24 to #2 - punnybutsofunny (11/21/2012) [-]
you saved the thumbnail, didn't you dumbass ?
#36 to #24 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (11/21/2012) [-]
Faving, not saving.   
   
You didn't read me thoroughly enough, did ya dumbass?
Faving, not saving.

You didn't read me thoroughly enough, did ya dumbass?
#44 to #36 - punnybutsofunny (11/21/2012) [-]
my commenter was about the picture not about what you wrote
my commenter was about the picture not about what you wrote
#45 to #44 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (11/21/2012) [-]
Ah. Quite possible. Cannot be sure, but you might be correct.

Contact me in the future if you come across a larger pic of this. Would be proof of a fail.
User avatar #34 - kirokan (11/21/2012) [-]
Dashing through the snow,
get the **** out of my way.
Cutting people's throats,
laughing as i play.
Heads on bob tail rings,
Making people die.
What fun it is to laugh and sing a slasher song tonight.
Oh, go to hell, go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once, ill say it twice,
get the **** out of my way.
go to hell go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once ill say it twice
get the **** out of my way.
User avatar #35 to #34 - kirokan (11/21/2012) [-]
A day or two ago,
you thought that i had died,
you knew it was a lie,
so now you run and hide.
You had sex and you drank,
you deserve just what you got.
your body will smell rank,
because your corpse will rot.
Oh, go to hell, go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once, ill say it twice,
get the **** out of my way.
go to hell go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once ill say it twice
get the **** out of my way.
Oh, go to hell, go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once, ill say it twice,
get the **** out of my way.
go to hell go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once ill say it twice
get the **** out of my way.
#37 to #35 - PedoNazi (11/21/2012) [-]
I read all of that with a catchy tune and with the voices of happy little kids, I am satisfied
User avatar #15 - xldarkking (11/21/2012) [-]
Dashing through the snow
people in my way
duh-duh-duh-duh-slow
**** i cant rhyme for ****
i'm gunna go play halo 4
User avatar #6 - elkkuprkl ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the way we go
Crashing into trees
The hills are all in red,
I think I'm almost dead,
Now I'm in the hospital
with stiches in my head
#13 - chucklesTC (11/21/2012) [-]
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO ******* SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN'T ******* SING
I'LL START A ******* FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU ******* HO
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MY ************* SLEIGH
User avatar #39 to #13 - lordkaboose (11/21/2012) [-]
i kinda like this comment just because someone acknowleged Karkat
User avatar #14 to #13 - misfitsftw (11/21/2012) [-]
10 minutes too slow. now it just looks like you copied the guy below you :P
User avatar #41 to #14 - chucklesTC (11/21/2012) [-]
Oh hey I must have missed that
#31 - cjcvjcv (11/21/2012) [-]
Better version.
User avatar #32 - benjaminbutton (11/21/2012) [-]
This sounds like a 12 y.o. satanist wrote this.
User avatar #17 - KevinPutt (11/21/2012) [-]
Moaning pieces swing
Shrieking from the light
What fun it is to laugh and sing as we slay undead tonight
Oh, zombie bells zombie bells, oozing with decay,
oh what fun it is to blast a zombies head away
HAY
#10 - gangstafish (11/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #19 - thedarkestrogue (11/21/2012) [-]
*God damn you are so slow.
*set you on fire
*and laugh as you fade away

The flow works better with the first two changes and the third is because **** you i wanna watch.
User avatar #27 to #19 - spearpwi (11/21/2012) [-]
First correction I agree with, the second one is bad though. As for third...as long as you are happy.
User avatar #43 to #27 - thedarkestrogue (11/21/2012) [-]
The second one is because the contents line has too many syllables.
User avatar #47 to #43 - spearpwi (11/21/2012) [-]
Count in beats. That way you can speed up syllables to make it fit with the rhythm and the lyrics still make sense.
User avatar #48 to #47 - thedarkestrogue (11/22/2012) [-]
Eh. I like my beats and syllables to match. But thats just me.
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (11/21/2012) [-]
There should be a more blunt, angry ending.
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