Dashing through the NO. Oh my god, Tumblr.... DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY GOD DAMN YOU ARE SLOW JESUS, HOW MUCH DC) YOU WEIGH? OH JINGLE
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Dashing through the NO

Oh my god, Tumblr...

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
GOD DAMN YOU ARE SLOW
JESUS, HOW MUCH DC) YOU WEIGH?
OH JINGLE BELLS
BURN IN HELL
1" ' RE THE BANE OF MY DAY
I' LL SLASH YOUR TIRES
SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE
AND LAUGH AS I RUN AWAY
...
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Submitted: 11/20/2012
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#4 - xyaleon (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I loved Christmas when I was in Elementary School.   
Deck the halls with gasoline~   
falalala la la la la   
Light a match and watch it gleam   
falalala la lalalala   
Watch the school burn down to ashes   
falala lalala la la la   
Aren't you glad I played with matches?   
falalalala la la la la
I loved Christmas when I was in Elementary School.
Deck the halls with gasoline~
falalala la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalala la lalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes
falala lalala la la la
Aren't you glad I played with matches?
falalalala la la la la
#8 - snoboardkid (11/21/2012) [-]
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a Nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Militery
Oh, Jingle bombs
Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
#11 - broorb (11/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wrong.   
   
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW   
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY   
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW   
AND FAT WHAT DO YOU WEIGH   
(HA-HA-HA)   
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING   
I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT   
OUTTA MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO   
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT   
OH   
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL   
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY   
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE   
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)   
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL   
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY   
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE   
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH   
HEY.
Wrong.

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
(HA-HA-HA)
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING
I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
OUTTA MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY.
#22 - yowhatsup (11/21/2012) [-]
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#3 - harmonicanarchy (11/21/2012) [-]
they start the same
#23 - mrdrpage (11/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - xldarkking (11/21/2012) [-]
Dashing through the snow
people in my way
duh-duh-duh-duh-slow
fuck i cant rhyme for shit
i'm gunna go play halo 4
#26 - justbeingcool (11/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Every single time ** no
#2 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (11/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm faving this. Need this for x-mas.
User avatar #34 - kirokan (11/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Dashing through the snow,
get the fuck out of my way.
Cutting people's throats,
laughing as i play.
Heads on bob tail rings,
Making people die.
What fun it is to laugh and sing a slasher song tonight.
Oh, go to hell, go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once, ill say it twice,
get the fuck out of my way.
go to hell go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once ill say it twice
get the fuck out of my way.
User avatar #6 - elkkuprkl (11/21/2012) [-]
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the way we go
Crashing into trees
The hills are all in red,
I think I'm almost dead,
Now I'm in the hospital
with stiches in my head
#13 - chucklesTC (11/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING
I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
#31 - cjcvjcv (11/21/2012) [-]
Better version.
User avatar #32 - benjaminbutton (11/21/2012) [-]
This sounds like a 12 y.o. satanist wrote this.
User avatar #30 - illegalartist (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I enjoyed this post.
#20 - sathrax (11/21/2012) [-]
I'm not 100% sure this was posted here only 3 days ago, but I'm about 95% sure, I'm also 100% sure that I saw this in my facebook newsfeed 3 times in the past week.

Gtfo tumblrfag.
User avatar #17 - KevinPutt (11/21/2012) [-]
Moaning pieces swing
Shrieking from the light
What fun it is to laugh and sing as we slay undead tonight
Oh, zombie bells zombie bells, oozing with decay,
oh what fun it is to blast a zombies head away
HAY
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (11/21/2012) [-]
There should be a more blunt, angry ending.
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