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Don't be a pussy

Don't be a pussy. So much class these days. matt charts}! E Here' s the line a gal used on me at the by last Friday: "Are you gay? No? Then just make out with m

So much class these days

matt charts}! E
Here' s the line a gal used on me at the by last Friday: "Are you gay?
No? Then just make out with me. Don' t he a pussy." Classy.
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#1 - cptnigelofwolf (11/20/2012) [-]
And then.... you got herpes
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#2 to #1 - WatIsATroll (11/21/2012) [-]
you don't get herpes from making out you fukken virgin fgt XDDD
#12 to #2 - phanact (11/21/2012) [-]
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#60 to #2 - crafty (11/21/2012) [-]
I wonder if everyone feels smart for thumbing him down when he was obviously trolling.
#4 to #2 - switchblayde (11/21/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex

THE MORE YOU ******* KNOW.

image related to the red thumb i provided.
User avatar #17 to #4 - rokulda (11/21/2012) [-]
Wait..... you're taking him seriously? Oh my god
User avatar #7 to #4 - danniegurl (11/21/2012) [-]
did no one notice his username?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Yes you can, and is the leading way to get herpes. Do some research next time.
User avatar #24 to #2 - fedegon (11/21/2012) [-]
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
Read his username, that is all.
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#55 to #2 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #2 - kieranbaker ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
the irony is insane
User avatar #9 to #2 - asmodeu (11/21/2012) [-]
Sir, you have been badly misinformed and I'm afraid you've now got brain herpes.
It's fatal and one of the side effects is extreme stupidity (mostly towards the end). I'm afraid you don't have much longer left to live..
User avatar #5 to #2 - iliekrice (11/21/2012) [-]
Does that mean you have herpes since you're 'not' a virgin?
#30 to #2 - moofinbanana ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
That's not really trolling. You look like you have some sort of disorder that makes you sound like a little bitch that thinks that making people angry and laughs about it. At least try to troll people next time.
#141 to #2 - anon (11/21/2012) [-]
lololol you're all ******* retarded thanks for the laugh
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#57 - Metallicock (11/21/2012) [-]
Don't you just hate it when girls ask to make out with you?
#88 to #57 - MrMeatStick (11/21/2012) [-]
she could have herpes of the mouth
she could have herpes of the mouth
User avatar #122 to #88 - classyass (11/21/2012) [-]
Oral herp derps are no joke.
#26 - serotonin (11/21/2012) [-]
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#46 to #26 - fuckingno (11/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #26 - Awesomecarrot (11/21/2012) [-]
**** yeah, I love Spaced.
User avatar #28 to #26 - cinematicbrix (11/21/2012) [-]
The Simon Peggerest.
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#52 - amoussa (11/21/2012) [-]
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a girl who I was trying to chat up thought I was gay, because I used a woman's fragrance. I tried to utilise it to my advantage but I can say that the gay thing sadly never (well hardly) works.

(Though I had a really camp black friend who managed to make out with two girls at the same time to prove his straightness. Though maybe that's because he's black and blacks get girls easily more than whites, middle easterns (me) and Asian)
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User avatar #137 to #63 - amoussa (11/21/2012) [-]
well, it was the Lynx (British equivalent of Axe) Attract for her spray. It was just a one off.
User avatar #84 to #52 - thekinganon (11/21/2012) [-]
hmm i thought whites had it easy then the blacks.
User avatar #136 to #84 - amoussa (11/21/2012) [-]
blacks have it easier though you whites fairly have it easy. Myself, I'm originally Arab and it's so much more difficult in picking up white women. I can use my ethnicity as an excuse for not picking up women (it's not something I can change) but you whites have no excuse for being virgins whatsoever!

User avatar #138 to #136 - thekinganon (11/21/2012) [-]
well im not white i'm Indian, born and raised in London. and being a virgin aint the worst thing in the world.
User avatar #56 - TheOriginalNerd (11/21/2012) [-]
well did he do it??
#117 - Dwarf (11/21/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Legit quote from Einstein ** MFW talking to girls
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Legit quote from Einstein ** MFW talking to girls
User avatar #39 - rossbelfast (11/21/2012) [-]
So he gets hit on and moans about it...
User avatar #59 to #39 - BerryLicious (11/21/2012) [-]
I actually find it really unattractive when people throw themselves at you. Makes them look like the whore they probably are, and I like to remain slut-free.
#45 to #39 - acfb (11/21/2012) [-]
Until he posts pictures of her, I will be kind and refrain from judging. It could have been an ogre trying to suck on his face for all we know.
#47 to #45 - rossbelfast (11/21/2012) [-]
"Don't be a pussy"
User avatar #48 to #47 - acfb (11/21/2012) [-]
I'd bitch out any day one of these creatures tries to attack me with rape lovin'.
User avatar #85 - justbeingcool (11/21/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolls 1** how many girls have appoched me at a bar
User avatar #149 to #85 - terowrath **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
**terowrath rolls 6**
How many girls I've come in contact with.
#101 to #85 - mrdrpage (11/21/2012) [-]
**mrdrpage rolls 5** How many times you actually got laid
**mrdrpage rolls 5** How many times you actually got laid
User avatar #102 to #101 - justbeingcool (11/21/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolls 4** how many times i've got laid
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User avatar #91 to #85 - HordeyWordey (11/21/2012) [-]
"is your friend single?"
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User avatar #44 - downtownbosscat (11/21/2012) [-]
It was that beard!
#25 - lordlad (11/21/2012) [-]
heres a line a girl i never met used on me "Hey, i went home and took a shower for you"
User avatar #32 to #25 - happygrowman (11/21/2012) [-]
yea they mostly tell you: take a shower.
#118 to #78 - jbchockey (11/21/2012) [-]
thumbing you up because I dont think people are getting the joke random gif
thumbing you up because I dont think people are getting the joke random gif
User avatar #115 to #78 - richardastley (11/21/2012) [-]
Were you downthumbed because people didn't get the joke, or have you been acting like a douche lately?
#83 to #78 - claytonb (11/21/2012) [-]
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#86 to #83 - sjsharks (11/21/2012) [-]
mfw my first birthday
#34 - gangstafish (11/21/2012) [-]
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**gangstafish rolled a random image posted in comment #1675128 at MLP Friendly Board **
User avatar #36 to #34 - lavitts (11/21/2012) [-]
**** YOU MC FOR BREAKING HER HEART!
User avatar #50 to #36 - princebroken (11/21/2012) [-]
know source of that gif
User avatar #123 to #50 - lavitts (11/21/2012) [-]
I can't tell if you forgot the question mark or are just saying you know it too, so I'll put this up to cover my bases.
I do. It's a comic by Lemonfont. VERY **** .
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User avatar #87 - imabser (11/21/2012) [-]
Me talking to girl: Hey you wanna have sex?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Me: I have a goldfish.
Girl: What???
Me: Oh I thought we were talking about **** that doesn't matter.
#100 to #87 - mrdrpage (11/21/2012) [-]
Oh god... Not this overused crap again...
Oh god... Not this overused crap again...
User avatar #104 to #100 - certifiedidiot (11/21/2012) [-]
Also I'm not the biggest fan of cheating, don't ruin other peoples lifes because you can't make your dick go down.
#68 - frostbiteen (11/21/2012) [-]
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