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The Death Star was an Inside JOB

I found this on Alligator sunglasses...whatever that is

In a galaxy‘ far far‘ members of the often I
violent extremist religious group Rebel Alliance
plotted d series of coordinated attacks the
Galactic Empire Space Station.
Following The; ire' attacks, :Te? lorises
from the , ' up in a fleet of Sawing
i starfighters to assault the station.
n, ‘bat' Teri's to defend itself
icic'/ it, itsnt? , to flight ,
ii' stig' ii' ffii s
Leading this '
suicide bombing
mission was
Terrorist
leader Luke
Skywalker.
Allah Jedi
Akbar"
Two proton torpedoes were fired into the
hypermarket reactor core Through a small thermal
exhaust port no bigger' than the size of a womp rat
This Triggered a
catastrophic chain
reaction that .
destroyed the space
station killing
thousands of
innocent gin/ er
emply: e
I had friends
on that battle
station"
entire family
Skywalker then hid out in a cave in the Dagobah
system while the empire hunted for him.
Over a million
officers, pilots,
brewers and a
dopers lost
their lives in the
massacre.
NEVER FORGET
BUT WATT!.., you have to ask yourself was the
Death Ear attack an inside job?
Why did Grand Moff Ta‘ ckin refuse to deploy
the station' s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it
m WCIS toolate) my can l
l III I!
Why has there not been an investigation into
allegations that Darth' Vader, is in fact the father
of the pilot who destroyed The‘ Death Star?
Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols
and personally pylori lightly armored TIDE Fighter?
Conveniently, this placed Lord Wider outside of the
Death fatar when it was dast! Peed.
Analysis of the
tape of the last
moments of the
Death Star show
numerous small I "
explosions along _
its surface, prior
t to it exploding
completely!
Why does all
evidence indicate
that strategically
placed
explosives, not a
missile, is
what destroyed
the Death Star?
are
Emperor Palpatine
reads "The Pet
Bantha" to young
Sith while the
Death Stan is being
attacked. He would
continue to read
for a full 5 minutes
before leaving!
incomer
...

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#16 - drewbridge (11/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
He refused to rally the tie-fighters because he figured the enormous amount of gun turrets and other spacecraft would easily destroy the rebel fleet.

Darth Vader does not control the actions of his rouge son, who he has not seen or heard from years prior to the explosion.

Even a small attack on the Death Star could threaten Vader's life, they sent him out in an armored tie fighter because he had no duty or obligation to be on the Death Star anyway.

The Death Star has a series of tubes and tunnels containing enormous amounts of fuel and energy to power and maneuver itself around, like veins on a human, they encircle every part for precise movement. When the hole was hit, the fuel ignited and burst all the superficial pipes, causing several smaller explosions before the main core erupted and exploded.

Palpatine remained complacent and collected in an extreme tragedy, as not to alarm everyone of the horrible crisis and cause panic. A great show of restraint and dignity.
#59 - Thehomelessman (11/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Don't believe in the Rebel lies!!
#43 - cranialpleasure (11/21/2012) [-]
Look asshole enough with the damn conspiracy theories! I had family on the Death Star! That was a galactic tragedy there's NO WAY the Empire would have a hand in killing it's own personnel after spending such large amounts of money constructing the Station, which OH BY THE WAY, was supposed to act as a deterrent against the terrorists! Goddamn leftist, you probably think Alderraan was a peaceful planet with no weapons despite the PROVEN FACT that members of the royal family have strong ties to those Jedi extremists.
#37 - niggerlips (11/21/2012) [-]
never forget
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#36 - connormccloud (11/21/2012) [-]
Terrorist: Allalalalalal Utini!
#63 - scorcho (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Those snow ******* had it coming! Never forget 5/25/77
'MPIRE!!
User avatar #14 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What I remember about the rise of the Empire is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight back to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word. With the fall of Coruscant and the elimination of the traitorous Jedi, Palpatine's rise to power was complete. In recognition of our service and loyalty to the Emperor, the 501st were placed under the direct command of Lord Vader. Armed with deadly new weapons, blazing new ships, and shiny new armor, our presence let the galaxy know that the days of the Old Republic were well and truly over. Nostalgia of SW BF 2 are coming back
-11
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User avatar #13 to #9 - unknownmamba (11/21/2012) [-]
Star wars came first. 9/11 was a star wars reference
#7 - MCPO (11/21/2012) [-]
#2 - Sammael (11/20/2012) [-]
There's nothing on Hoth, Hoth is a freaking ice planet. Its just a part of excuse to show that war is "just".
Real target was Cloud City and its huge Tibana gas production.
#81 - lolidragon (11/21/2012) [+] (13 replies)
R2! R2!
User avatar #97 to #81 - psestabber (11/21/2012) [-]
**psestabber rolls 22**
#72 - anoyingmos (11/21/2012) [-]
'MPIRE!
#57 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
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#18 - comstockload (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#69 - Kyuss (11/21/2012) [-]
Furthermore, the culture of these so called "rebels" seems to indicate that they have no respect for women, and they let their wookies run wild. This must end now!

'MPIRE!
#49 - complecs (11/21/2012) [-]
Cute. But we all know the Force is real and this 'god' isnt.
#15 - kathuzada (11/21/2012) [-]
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