The Death Star was an Inside JOB
In a galaxy‘ far far‘ members of the often I
violent extremist religious group Rebel Alliance
plotted d series of coordinated attacks the
Galactic Empire Space Station.
Following The; ire' attacks, :Te? lorises
from the , ' up in a fleet of Sawing
i starfighters to assault the station.
n, ‘bat' Teri's to defend itself
icic'/ it, itsnt? , to flight ,
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Leading this '
Two proton torpedoes were fired into the
hypermarket reactor core Through a small thermal
exhaust port no bigger' than the size of a womp rat
This Triggered a
reaction that .
destroyed the space
innocent gin/ er
I had friends
on that battle
Skywalker then hid out in a cave in the Dagobah
system while the empire hunted for him.
Over a million
brewers and a
their lives in the
BUT WATT!.., you have to ask yourself was the
Death Ear attack an inside job?
Why did Grand Moff Ta‘ ckin refuse to deploy
the station' s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it
m WCIS toolate) my can l
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Why has there not been an investigation into
allegations that Darth' Vader, is in fact the father
of the pilot who destroyed The‘ Death Star?
Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols
and personally pylori lightly armored TIDE Fighter?
Conveniently, this placed Lord Wider outside of the
Death fatar when it was dast! Peed.
Analysis of the
tape of the last
moments of the
Death Star show
numerous small I "
explosions along _
its surface, prior
t to it exploding
Why does all
explosives, not a
the Death Star?
reads "The Pet
Bantha" to young
Sith while the
Death Stan is being
attacked. He would
continue to read
for a full 5 minutes