Early Atheism. sounds legit to me. ls God willing to present evil. but not able? Then he is not , Is he able. but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both
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Early Atheism

sounds legit to me

ls God willing to present evil. but not able?
Then he is not ,
Is he able. but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence a: emkth evil‘?
Is he neither able gerbilling?
Then why call him God?
Epicurus
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#33 - sidathon (11/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If chibi no wanga Solo then why does son chon Wookie?

Atheists: 0
Christians: 0
Han Solo: 0
Chewbacca: 0
Jabba: 1
User avatar #127 - jokeface ONLINE (11/21/2012) [+] (83 replies)
Able: Check
Willing: Check
Whence cometh evil: Evil cometh from man, not God.

Your move, atheists.
User avatar #30 - stonemanr (11/20/2012) [+] (35 replies)
at first: im not religious nor do i believe in any god

but you atheists are really goddamn annoying bigmouthed nerds
what you have is not an opinion but a reason to argue with people so you dont get bored.

and I personally like people who know what they believe and shut the hell up about it way more the those who believe they are goddamn gods themselves

so please , all you super wise atheists, show us how you make everything better or at least come over and suck a fart out of my anus.
User avatar #41 to #39 - funnyjunktitan (11/20/2012) [-]
because reliegion is believing in a god and/or gods, atheism is not believing in a god and/or gods. You don't believe in a god, therefore you are atheist and don't wan't to admit it
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#466 - darthblam (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Even if I agree with the content, I very seriously hate it when people post content with some sort of religious statement... we really do not need this shit here...
#86 - yeahguy (11/21/2012) [-]
MFW all the comment arguments.
MFW all the comment arguments.
#420 - alexthecanadian ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
God Bless us, Everyone.

"We must remember that all incapacity and distress is sent to us by God. Life and death, health and sickness, are all ordered by Him; and in whatever form they come, it is always to help us and for our good."
- St. Vincent de Paul, 1581-1660

Well, it was a good couple weeks without seeing religion on the frontpage. All good things must come to an end I guess...
#337 - hauntzor (11/21/2012) [+] (25 replies)
As an agnostic, I've said this many times before, and I shall now relay it again.

Being an atheist/not following an organized religion doesn't give you a free pass to stroke your ego over your assumed intelligence just because you're not going with the rest of the flock. If anything, it makes you look even more pretentious than the actual religious followers you're trying to accuse.

I hate how atheism gets the O.K. for exhibiting facetious behavior on the internet but any other faiths expressing the same views are always deemed ignorant or close-minded.

TL;DR You're an atheist, cool. Now shut the fuck up about it. It doesn't make you any more or less intelligent.
#19 - roliga (11/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
if god isn't real than why are gloves shaped like hands?


Scooter - 69
Potato - Anal beads
User avatar #444 - trollmetoday ONLINE (11/21/2012) [+] (18 replies)
ATHEISTS

Thinking they're better than everyone since 33 A.D.
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#329 - lucidria (11/21/2012) [-]
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I actually agree with the post, I just wanted to use this as it was relevant enough.
User avatar #238 - mrtwilightsparkle (11/21/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I'm a Christfag here, so inb4 thumbs down. But a big part of Christianity/Judaism is that God gave Man free will. God's allowance of evil isn't malevolence (Though I understand how it can be seen that way), but more of just letting people be people. Remember, I'm stating beliefs here, not saying that they are facts. So I'm not insulting the content or it's creator's views in any way, just saying it is a bit misguided from our beliefs.
#242 to #239 - mrtwilightsparkle (11/21/2012) [-]
SATIN: The bad guy.
User avatar #120 - JNS (11/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
He is both able and willing.
Evil comes from the free will of man
User avatar #118 - xyxoz (11/21/2012) [-]
Think about how stupid humans are.
Think about how often you want to shoot someone in the face.
Think about 3/4 of the world's population begging you for shit/ misquoting your best work.
Would you really give a shit about humans after a few thousand years?
User avatar #465 - Sethorein ONLINE (11/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ummm.... Epicurus... kinda lived between 341 BCE – 270 BCE o_o
User avatar #365 - noblexfenrir (11/21/2012) [+] (41 replies)
Hm I'm very curious if anyone can respond to this:

Theists, can one of you give me objective evidence towards god?

Not personal experience, not faith, and not proving something in your holy book was true so this apparently means so is your god.

I am asking for a reason that stems beyond " I believe it is true, therefor it is".
User avatar #406 to #400 - caesarslegion (11/21/2012) [-]
you seem upset, and for what?

Faith isn't about proof, it's about believing in something even when there is no reason to believe in it. Faith has been Humankind's strongest attribute since the beginning of time, and I'm not just talking about faith in religion, faith in all things, completing tasks that seemed impossible but they did them anyways because of faith.

If you want to be one of those pessimistic assholes that want's to pick and squabble over things that aren't even relevant (I.E. proof of faith, which is a contradiction) then good for you man, but I say again.

gg bro
gg
#264 - djequalizee (11/21/2012) [+] (14 replies)
MFW Christians and atheists constantly argue over something neither of them can prove.
#115 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, Epicurus died in 270 BC...
#59 - sidathon (11/20/2012) [-]
I don't mind what everyone believes/disbelieves.
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