Broken teleport. . Ismael there_ ala day“.... I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story. My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited,
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#5 - waffies (11/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story.

My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited, making plans in advance, etc. And i'm literally texting her about when she's catching the train from her home to where i live, when she comes bursting through my bedroom door bellowing "HOLY ******* **** TELEPORT" And falls on the floor at the foot of my bed. My brain failed to comprehend how she pulled it off for about an hour.

Best executed surprise/prank/present thing i've been witness to. Not even that complicated, but flawlessly executed.

Goodnight FJ,
I love your sexy deep breathing in my ear
#4 - thatnerdyguy (11/20/2012) [-]
Obviously the other end hasn't been built yet.
Let me get right on that.
#14 - infernozoo (11/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's because you didn't have any Law rune.
#18 - snaresinger (11/20/2012) [-]
That's obviously the exit.
That's obviously the exit.
#37 - antiponiesuser (11/20/2012) [+] (13 replies)
#16 - jaigurudevaom (11/20/2012) [-]
Its an Oreo
#12 - shadowmageXD (11/20/2012) [-]
NOTHING WORKS GOD DAMMIT.
User avatar #23 - greeneyedbeauty (11/20/2012) [+] (8 replies)
well im back on the fj scene. anyone care to tell me whats been going on and how do i do the new roll? reason for my absence is because i had 2 kids and no interwebs. but now i have interwebs and my kids are pretty much entertained by anything. god i missed you fj.
User avatar #15 - gorginhanson (11/20/2012) [-]
It teleports you to that exact spot only
#11 - wickkles (11/20/2012) [-]
You have to jump on it!
#7 - joexdtry (11/20/2012) [-]
its the exit not the entrace
User avatar #6 - danielesq (11/20/2012) [-]
**** DUDE you almost got tele-fraged
User avatar #2 - jasmineandpeter (11/20/2012) [-]
it didn't work because you didn't say 'beam me up scottie' its not going to work if you dont say it :)
User avatar #46 - reican (11/20/2012) [-]
you need the pass-phrase to activate it
User avatar #36 - onezeroeight (11/20/2012) [-]
No Ninja turtles?
User avatar #33 - mrkickasscomedy (11/20/2012) [-]
well duhhh you need another one exactly like that somewhere else
User avatar #31 - happygrowman (11/20/2012) [-]
You forgot about the Three D's: Destination, Determination and Deliberation
User avatar #8 - blobti (11/20/2012) [-]
Teleporter out of order please come back another day





please someone get the refrence
User avatar #3 - iamthethree (11/20/2012) [-]
You're supposed to do a batman pose over it. the on where you have your fist on the ground
User avatar #1 - xaviouz (11/19/2012) [-]
You need to change your hotkey.
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