Broken teleport. . Ismael there_ ala day“.... I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story. My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited,
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#5 - waffies (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story.

My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited, making plans in advance, etc. And i'm literally texting her about when she's catching the train from her home to where i live, when she comes bursting through my bedroom door bellowing "HOLY ******* **** TELEPORT" And falls on the floor at the foot of my bed. My brain failed to comprehend how she pulled it off for about an hour.

Best executed surprise/prank/present thing i've been witness to. Not even that complicated, but flawlessly executed.

Goodnight FJ,
I love your sexy deep breathing in my ear
#30 to #5 - twelveleven (11/20/2012) [-]
I hope you and your friend have a good time! (That wasn't supposed to be an innuendo, but I will have to make dealings)
#24 to #5 - cshp (11/20/2012) [-]
Do a sex on her.
Do a sex on her.
#4 - thatnerdyguy (11/20/2012) [-]
Obviously the other end hasn't been built yet.
Let me get right on that.
#14 - infernozoo (11/20/2012) [-]
That's because you didn't have any Law rune.
User avatar #19 to #14 - mrnotsosafeforwork (11/20/2012) [-]
Medievil?
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User avatar #53 to #19 - mrnotsosafeforwork (11/21/2012) [-]
no one appreciates old games like I do
#18 - snaresinger (11/20/2012) [-]
That's obviously the exit.
That's obviously the exit.
#44 to #37 - antiponiesuser (11/20/2012) [-]
and the mother of them all....
User avatar #48 to #47 - antiponiesuser (11/20/2012) [-]
...wut?
User avatar #50 to #49 - antiponiesuser (11/20/2012) [-]
why? u strawberry?
User avatar #52 to #51 - antiponiesuser (11/20/2012) [-]
anyway u must admit its a great comp
#16 - jaigurudevaom (11/20/2012) [-]
Its an Oreo
#12 - shadowmageXD (11/20/2012) [-]
NOTHING WORKS GOD DAMMIT.
User avatar #23 - greeneyedbeauty (11/20/2012) [-]
well im back on the fj scene. anyone care to tell me whats been going on and how do i do the new roll? reason for my absence is because i had 2 kids and no interwebs. but now i have interwebs and my kids are pretty much entertained by anything. god i missed you fj.
#25 to #23 - teenytinyspider (11/20/2012) [-]
To roll numbers: * roll # * without the spaces and replace # with 1, 2, 3, etc.

To roll pictures you just put: * roll picture * without the spaces.

I don't remember how to roll usernames or quotes.
User avatar #27 to #25 - greeneyedbeauty (11/20/2012) [-]
thank you. i hate not understanding whats going on. makes me feel like a noob even tho im not.
User avatar #26 to #23 - DremoraValkynaz (11/20/2012) [-]
Rolling a user is *roll user*
#28 to #26 - teenytinyspider (11/20/2012) [-]
Thanks! Though I'll probably forget when I actually go to do it!
User avatar #29 to #28 - DremoraValkynaz (11/20/2012) [-]
No problem. Yeah lol, it's not very often I roll a user, nor should anyone for that matter tbh <:
User avatar #32 to #23 - Furubatsu (11/20/2012) [-]
Congrats on the children :)
User avatar #34 to #32 - greeneyedbeauty (11/20/2012) [-]
thanks. they are the greatest. my daughter is already hip to some stuff on here like phil and other memes and shes only 2
User avatar #35 to #34 - Furubatsu (11/20/2012) [-]
That's so cute
User avatar #15 - gorginhanson (11/20/2012) [-]
It teleports you to that exact spot only
User avatar #13 - ultimoz (11/20/2012) [-]
I will never use teleports if they come out because there's a major query about if you were to use a teleport another you would come out the other end with all the same memories and everything and YOU you will die.

(i hope this isn't confusing)
#11 - wickkles (11/20/2012) [-]
You have to jump on it!
#7 - joexdtry (11/20/2012) [-]
its the exit not the entrace
User avatar #6 - danielesq (11/20/2012) [-]
**** DUDE you almost got tele-fraged
User avatar #2 - jasmineandpeter (11/20/2012) [-]
it didn't work because you didn't say 'beam me up scottie' its not going to work if you dont say it :)
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User avatar #36 - onezeroeight (11/20/2012) [-]
No Ninja turtles?
User avatar #33 - mrkickasscomedy (11/20/2012) [-]
well duhhh you need another one exactly like that somewhere else
User avatar #31 - happygrowman (11/20/2012) [-]
You forgot about the Three D's: Destination, Determination and Deliberation
#21 - assmonkeyforlife (11/20/2012) [-]
mabey it needs a blood sacrafice, fill the pattern with blood and see what happens
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