Broken teleport. . Ismael there_ ala day“.... I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story. My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited,
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Broken teleport

Ismael there_ ala day“...
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#5 - waffies (11/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story.

My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited, making plans in advance, etc. And i'm literally texting her about when she's catching the train from her home to where i live, when she comes bursting through my bedroom door bellowing "HOLY ******* **** TELEPORT" And falls on the floor at the foot of my bed. My brain failed to comprehend how she pulled it off for about an hour.

Best executed surprise/prank/present thing i've been witness to. Not even that complicated, but flawlessly executed.

Goodnight FJ,
I love your sexy deep breathing in my ear
#4 - thatnerdyguy (11/20/2012) [-]
Obviously the other end hasn't been built yet.
Let me get right on that.
#14 - infernozoo (11/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's because you didn't have any Law rune.
#18 - snaresinger (11/20/2012) [-]
That's obviously the exit.
That's obviously the exit.
#37 - antiponiesuser (11/20/2012) [+] (13 replies)
#16 - jaigurudevaom (11/20/2012) [-]
Its an Oreo
#12 - shadowmageXD (11/20/2012) [-]
NOTHING WORKS GOD DAMMIT.
User avatar #23 - greeneyedbeauty (11/20/2012) [+] (8 replies)
well im back on the fj scene. anyone care to tell me whats been going on and how do i do the new roll? reason for my absence is because i had 2 kids and no interwebs. but now i have interwebs and my kids are pretty much entertained by anything. god i missed you fj.
User avatar #15 - gorginhanson (11/20/2012) [-]
It teleports you to that exact spot only
User avatar #13 - ultimoz (11/20/2012) [-]
I will never use teleports if they come out because there's a major query about if you were to use a teleport another you would come out the other end with all the same memories and everything and YOU you will die.

(i hope this isn't confusing)
#11 - wickkles (11/20/2012) [-]
You have to jump on it!
#7 - joexdtry (11/20/2012) [-]
its the exit not the entrace
User avatar #6 - danielesq (11/20/2012) [-]
**** DUDE you almost got tele-fraged
User avatar #2 - jasmineandpeter (11/20/2012) [-]
it didn't work because you didn't say 'beam me up scottie' its not going to work if you dont say it :)
User avatar #33 - mrkickasscomedy (11/20/2012) [-]
well duhhh you need another one exactly like that somewhere else
User avatar #31 - happygrowman (11/20/2012) [-]
You forgot about the Three D's: Destination, Determination and Deliberation
#21 - assmonkeyforlife (11/20/2012) [-]
mabey it needs a blood sacrafice, fill the pattern with blood and see what happens
User avatar #20 - latadam (11/20/2012) [-]
Hmh....needs more sonic screwdriver
User avatar #10 - rockytwo (11/20/2012) [-]
you have to yell out where you want to go
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