Broken teleport. . Ismael there_ ala day“.... I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story. My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited,
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Broken teleport

Ismael there_ ala day“...
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Submitted: 11/19/2012
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#5 - waffies ONLINE (11/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story.

My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited, making plans in advance, etc. And i'm literally texting her about when she's catching the train from her home to where i live, when she comes bursting through my bedroom door bellowing "HOLY FUCKING SHIT TELEPORT" And falls on the floor at the foot of my bed. My brain failed to comprehend how she pulled it off for about an hour.

Best executed surprise/prank/present thing i've been witness to. Not even that complicated, but flawlessly executed.

Goodnight FJ,
I love your sexy deep breathing in my ear
#4 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
Obviously the other end hasn't been built yet.
Let me get right on that.
#14 - infernozoo ONLINE (11/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's because you didn't have any Law rune.
#18 - snaresinger (11/20/2012) [-]
That's obviously the exit.
That's obviously the exit.
#37 - antiponiesuser (11/20/2012) [+] (13 replies)
#16 - jaigurudevaom (11/20/2012) [-]
Its an Oreo
#12 - shadowmageXD (11/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 - greeneyedbeauty (11/20/2012) [+] (8 replies)
well im back on the fj scene. anyone care to tell me whats been going on and how do i do the new roll? reason for my absence is because i had 2 kids and no interwebs. but now i have interwebs and my kids are pretty much entertained by anything. god i missed you fj.
User avatar #15 - gorginhanson (11/20/2012) [-]
It teleports you to that exact spot only
User avatar #13 - ultimoz (11/20/2012) [-]
I will never use teleports if they come out because there's a major query about if you were to use a teleport another you would come out the other end with all the same memories and everything and YOU you will die.

(i hope this isn't confusing)
#11 - wickkles (11/20/2012) [-]
You have to jump on it!
#7 - joexdtry (11/20/2012) [-]
its the exit not the entrace
User avatar #6 - danielesq (11/20/2012) [-]
SHIT DUDE you almost got tele-fraged
User avatar #2 - jasmineandpeter (11/20/2012) [-]
it didn't work because you didn't say 'beam me up scottie' its not going to work if you dont say it :)
User avatar #31 - happygrowman (11/20/2012) [-]
You forgot about the Three D's: Destination, Determination and Deliberation
#21 - assmonkeyforlife (11/20/2012) [-]
mabey it needs a blood sacrafice, fill the pattern with blood and see what happens
User avatar #20 - latadam ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
Hmh....needs more sonic screwdriver
User avatar #10 - rockytwo (11/20/2012) [-]
you have to yell out where you want to go
User avatar #8 - blobti (11/20/2012) [-]
Teleporter out of order please come back another day

please someone get the refrence
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