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OC on Funnyjunk... who would have thought

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I knew my day was gang to Improve when the truck pulled up at my home with this cable deep within. No ordinary truck. this one was Holy white. and
the gold Delivery logo sparkled like a thousand suns reflected through shards the purest he tamed with unadulterated water collected at the
beginning or the universe The driver. clad in a robe colored the softest oowhite. hosted towards the on me cool tog a honored tire extinguishers.
He smiled , like a lather looking down upon his only thm. and handed me a package wrapped in gold beaten thin to the point were you
could see through it I didn' t have to sign. because the dove could see within my heart and knew that I was pure Upon opening the package. an
angelic choir started to sing. and reached a crescendo as I laid this cable on my stereo system Instantly. my antiquated equipment transformed into
components made from the clearest The cents knew wherein go. and hooked itself into the correct ports without help ham
me - all the while. the choir sang praises to the almighty digital god. with trepidation. I pushed 'play-" and was instantly enveloped in a sound that
echoed the creation all matter. a sound that worsted every cell in my perfection. laas instantly taken to the next plane. where I saw the all-
tether. I knew with my entire soul. that all was good h the wand.
Holman I realized the cable was blue, sot only gave it one star. I hate blue.
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#14 - phlombus (11/20/2012) [-]
I see your link cable and raise you up a knuckle blaster.

But seriously, alongside those reviews, this is simply one of the best on Amazon.
#40 to #14 - ZeBigD (11/20/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #41 to #14 - bladeariet (11/20/2012) [-]
i did basic math for you
#30 to #14 - ofwgbagelbites (11/20/2012) [-]
I've seen this a couple times before, but every time I read   
   
"WRONG MOVE B****!"   
   
I 			*******		 lose it.
I've seen this a couple times before, but every time I read

"WRONG MOVE B****!"

I ******* lose it.
#20 to #14 - kushkiller (11/20/2012) [-]
And now we go to Ollie Williams with the funny report, Ollie
#21 to #20 - kushkiller (11/20/2012) [-]
IT'S 			*******		 HILARIOUS
IT'S ******* HILARIOUS
#22 to #21 - kushkiller (11/20/2012) [-]
Thanks Ollie
User avatar #23 to #14 - illegalartist (11/20/2012) [-]
every single word made me laugh.
#19 to #14 - thesnarfalarker (11/20/2012) [-]
"But sir, they're delicious!"
+68
#1 - jgk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #1 - elwhopper (11/20/2012) [-]
must have been charles dickens lol (not sure how to spell dickens... lol dickens... i'll shut up now)
User avatar #33 to #7 - toastedmarshmerrow (11/20/2012) [-]
You spelt it right ;)
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#36 to #33 - Shinehammer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #36 - rainbowrush ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
They are both correct, asswanker
+1
#62 to #44 - Shinehammer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #62 - toastedmarshmerrow (11/26/2012) [-]
M'kay, thanks for the input.
User avatar #18 to #1 - siridontcare (11/20/2012) [-]
how do you know he is not one already?
User avatar #2 - trentacles (11/19/2012) [-]
This isn't ******* OC.
#38 - joemand (11/20/2012) [-]
**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at No, Rob. Not again. ** hfw it's blue...
User avatar #31 - palmtoyourface (11/20/2012) [-]
adding 20 words to 2 screen shots doesn't make it OC
#12 - ribar (11/20/2012) [-]
why were people viewing these things?!
User avatar #32 to #12 - toastedmarshmerrow (11/20/2012) [-]
Fresh whole rabbit.
#42 - uniqueusernames (11/20/2012) [-]
**uniqueusernames rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at A Real Man **
>oc
>2008
> ******
User avatar #3 - bambambaby (11/20/2012) [-]
What is the cable for?? Why is it $9,999?
User avatar #28 to #3 - castellandraco (11/20/2012) [-]
its just way overpriced just a regular ethernet cable really
User avatar #4 to #3 - rokkarokkaali (11/20/2012) [-]
I would also like to know what the **** is that even for. In real terms and whatever the **** they're talking about.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ubergoatman (11/20/2012) [-]
It makes your computer run faster than the speed of light.
And/or travel time.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rokkarokkaali (11/20/2012) [-]
I must put 6 of those in a police box.
#24 to #6 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
Sounds a little reTARDIS
User avatar #8 to #5 - bambambaby (11/20/2012) [-]
And... people would pay $9,999 for that?
User avatar #10 to #8 - pukingrainbows (11/20/2012) [-]
10k seems pretty fair to break one of the most relied upon fundamental physical constraints and completely change the future (and possibly past) of the human race and the universe as a whole.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bambambaby (11/20/2012) [-]
Seems a little steep for me.
User avatar #63 to #8 - ubergoatman (11/20/2012) [-]
....I would. I'm pretty sure when your computer travels time, you can get infinite moneys....
#56 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
Lies, all lies, i sent you that link and you know it ;-)
User avatar #45 - foldagerdk (11/20/2012) [-]
ganto let me ask you a question:
How the **** is it OC when it is nothing but a screenshot of something that someone else made?
User avatar #50 to #45 - TarnRazor (11/20/2012) [-]
OC is original content in the sense that it hasn't been posted before. It doesn't mean OP created the content. That's why OC is the opposite of repost.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ganto (11/20/2012) [-]
Around the same amount as people screencapping 4chan. yet that doesn't get the hate that this post is
User avatar #29 - mrhazzy (11/20/2012) [-]
Soooo... Is the cable good?
User avatar #17 - raphanobrassica (11/20/2012) [-]
you got this **** from cracked . com
#13 - undiscovered (11/20/2012) [-]
www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B

These are the pictures people have uploaded as "people who own the product". Effing hilarious.
User avatar #15 - Sockopolis (11/20/2012) [-]
Why does it cost so much? I dont understand...
#55 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
i cant even rust these anymore because of how many people know how to use inspect element
User avatar #58 to #55 - viatio (11/20/2012) [-]
Nope, these are genuine sarcastic reviews. Here's a link:
www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/pr

SPOILER: This overpriced Ethernet cord is no better than a regular one, it's just a scam in the form of some copper wire cased with some fancy plastic.
#59 to #58 - woller (11/20/2012) [-]
For ethernet use, yes it is the same.
For audio use, which this cable is intended, there is a difference, though it is a very small one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - viatio (11/20/2012) [-]
Pretty sure that's debatable, I did some reading up on it earlier today when I saw this post. At the very most, if it is slightly better than your "standard" cord, you still should be able to get one of parallel quality for much cheaper.

"Looking at Monoprice.com, the same "high quality" Ethernet cables run for 22 cents a foot vs $100 for Denon's cable."
-CNET
User avatar #54 - hrimthurs (11/20/2012) [-]
After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.

Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.

Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.

What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.

One heck of a cable.

Didn't notice any improvement in audio quality though.

The $800 Apple iCable is clearly superior.
#53 - shittyrone (11/20/2012) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #51 - sgc (11/20/2012) [-]
not oc. this was even screen capped by another person.
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