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#1 - coltari (11/19/2012) [-]
Sadly I know that feeling...
Sadly I know that feeling...
#13 to #1 - scaredfury (11/19/2012) [-]
damn son, do u have pics of them? need it for a presentation??
User avatar #14 to #13 - coltari (11/19/2012) [-]
Sorry dude, as much as I hate them, I will not share pics
#15 to #14 - scaredfury (11/19/2012) [-]
I see
I see
User avatar #176 to #1 - buttinspecter (11/20/2012) [-]
You're a lesbian parent?
User avatar #247 to #176 - coltari (11/20/2012) [-]
Lol, no. My mother is
User avatar #237 to #1 - bulbakip (11/20/2012) [-]
what cartoon is this from?
#246 to #237 - coltari (11/20/2012) [-]
Gravity falls, my good sir
Gravity falls, my good sir
#35 to #1 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
I bet you call one of them bitch and the other one lezbian ho.

yea............... and you fap while they give you hot lez action.
#28 to #1 - ishalltroll (11/19/2012) [-]
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#29 to #28 - coltari (11/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #1 - hasselaar (11/19/2012) [-]
Jake?
User avatar #20 to #19 - coltari (11/19/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - hasselaar (11/19/2012) [-]
Ahh right, I have a friend with the EXACT same story haha, I feel for you bro
User avatar #2 to #1 - nucularwar (11/19/2012) [-]
just out of curiosity, what are your names for them? like do you call one mom and the other mother or something? I've never thought about it before.
User avatar #3 to #2 - coltari (11/19/2012) [-]
I call my birth mother "mum" and I call the other by her normal name.
User avatar #4 to #3 - nucularwar (11/19/2012) [-]
ok that makes sense. wasn't sure if you were adopted or have a mom and stepmom thing.
User avatar #5 to #4 - coltari (11/19/2012) [-]
I get that a lot, but I do have a father. They had a divorce when I was 3 and my mother turned lesbian when I was 9...
#6 to #5 - anonymoose (11/19/2012) [-]
Is this your father?
#7 to #6 - coltari (11/19/2012) [-]
No
No
#44 to #5 - mostlyshits (11/19/2012) [-]
so are you saying she has a girlfriend now and that guys dont do more for her?
in b4 no one gets it
#156 to #44 - konyewest (11/20/2012) [-]
Thumb for you. My favorite song from "Turn the Radio Off".
User avatar #159 to #156 - mostlyshits (11/20/2012) [-]
oh, mine was all i want is more
what an obscure reference
#160 to #159 - konyewest (11/20/2012) [-]
Snooooop Doggy Dog
User avatar #163 to #160 - mostlyshits (11/20/2012) [-]
alternative baby
#238 to #163 - konyewest (11/20/2012) [-]
Can I ask you a question? What ever happened to suburban rhythm? And on that subject, why did Ed and Scott quit?
User avatar #243 to #238 - mostlyshits (11/20/2012) [-]
i dont know
but all the other bands are just ****
#244 to #243 - konyewest (11/20/2012) [-]
Have you ever heard the live version where they play it in different genres? It's ******* great.
User avatar #248 to #244 - mostlyshits (11/20/2012) [-]
i have not, i will check that out
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User avatar #55 to #3 - wiredguy (11/19/2012) [-]
Do you not get along with her?

I dunno. That just seems a little harsh :/

Though I can understand it if you were only able to bond from 9 years old onwards.
How old would you be now? If I can ask.
#161 - Keep (11/20/2012) [-]
A thought occurs.   
Assuming the lesbian parents are both roughly the same age, imagine how much it would suck to be their child when they both reach menopause
A thought occurs.
Assuming the lesbian parents are both roughly the same age, imagine how much it would suck to be their child when they both reach menopause
#172 to #161 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
i feel so bad for riley...
i feel so bad for riley...
#166 to #161 - ManInKilt (11/20/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#171 to #161 - englman (11/20/2012) [-]
****		..
**** ..
#203 to #161 - mrbosss ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
jesus christ.....
jesus christ.....
#22 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
I have lesbian parents
I'm the only guy in the house
They've synced up
Period on the same day
Worst ******* five days of my absolute LIFE
User avatar #36 to #22 - narudawg (11/19/2012) [-]
Es Tu Feelus?
#120 to #22 - betaguy ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 to #22 - thetattooedone (11/19/2012) [-]
It's so weird because that is supposed to happen but my boss and her fiance aren't on the same cycle. Very strange. I always expected they would be.
#30 to #23 - gabrielnigro (11/19/2012) [-]
well maybe they've just started to live together and it hasn't happened yet. turns out there is actual research on this and yes women who live in close proximity, usually sisters, are more likely to sync their cycles. it has something to do with it being picked up by smell and slowly approximating the cycle to match the others. pretty cool stuff
User avatar #70 to #30 - thetattooedone (11/19/2012) [-]
They have been together for 2 years. I know it happens, I have a vagina. I am saying it's very strange it hasn't happened to them.
User avatar #40 to #30 - apocryphos (11/19/2012) [-]
that's creepy. my whole family (exluding my brother), 2 mothers, my sister, and i, have never 'synced' up. maybe it's because of the ethnicity gap?
User avatar #225 to #30 - chezburgadominator (11/20/2012) [-]
I don't know too much on this subject, they can change their cycles to be on them at the same time?!? I know what a period is but i'm getting tangled in these conversations. It's late, i'm not in my wits, sorry.
#155 - rainbowshurrburt (11/20/2012) [-]
It must be awesome to have 2 dads though, 13 yr old's face on Call of Duty when they find out.
#16 - shunyata (11/19/2012) [-]
I wish I was adopted by two hot lesbians. Later on they would join the porn industry and I would join them later in the "family business".

Would be like...Like best family evar.
#80 to #16 - skinless (11/19/2012) [-]
not technically incest but still you're mother....
not technically incest but still you're mother....
User avatar #121 to #80 - avablaarghgargh (11/20/2012) [-]
your*
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#94 to #16 - pmilooo (11/19/2012) [-]
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#51 to #16 - coonerwinky (11/19/2012) [-]
but... they'd be your moms...
User avatar #56 to #51 - rokkarokkaali (11/19/2012) [-]
Secretly be adopted by your friend's parents. Forge signatures and **** .
#31 to #16 - frysfrys (11/19/2012) [-]
So basically, you'd **** your own mothers... tfw
#52 to #31 - doctorrock (11/19/2012) [-]
*Adopted mothers
Not technically incest
#17 to #16 - ragged (11/19/2012) [-]
Just another day on the internet.
Just another day on the internet.
#150 - yusay ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
#133 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (11/20/2012) [-]
what if they're adopted?
#136 to #133 - lemanrouste (11/20/2012) [-]
Well I hue'd.   
   
Dunno why you got thumbed down...
Well I hue'd.

Dunno why you got thumbed down...
#49 - sidathon (11/19/2012) [-]
**sidathon rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at Ash Ketchum ** mfw I see two lesbian parents
User avatar #50 to #49 - xXBananaBishopXx (11/19/2012) [-]
Nice roll
User avatar #206 - jokeface (11/20/2012) [-]
Never happened to me. It was just "Mom" and "Donna".
User avatar #219 to #206 - CRosBY (11/20/2012) [-]
Donna sounds like a lesbian name.
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#123 to #118 - lawlsauce (11/20/2012) [-]
oh goodness lol
User avatar #42 - apocryphos (11/19/2012) [-]
I hate it when it's 'Your mom' jokes because I can't reply with 'which one!?"
#43 to #42 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
You're*
User avatar #47 to #43 - apocryphos (11/19/2012) [-]
nice try.
#45 to #43 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
Your*
#46 to #45 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
Yhur*
User avatar #48 to #46 - myuu (11/19/2012) [-]
Thor*
#32 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
alright guys, i got a serious question
assuming there are 2 parents of the same sex, men or women, they have a child together (well suppose 1 of them gets it bio.) and they raise it together, pretty much the exact same/similar thing as a male/female relationship

how does the child call them? only of them can be called mom or dad, what about the other one? mom and mother seems a bit weird to me

i saw coltari 's comment, which was somewhat enlightening, but a bit logical, since of them is a bit of a 'stepmother' and since she's not considered a natural/bio-parent, it's not that weird to call her by her first name
#111 to #32 - jakefenris (11/20/2012) [-]
Neil's kids call him and his partner dad and poppa, it's not exactly a difficult thing for kids.
User avatar #126 to #32 - bettywhitefan (11/20/2012) [-]
you can call both of the mothers mom and both of the fathers dad. Most likely they parents would be likely to tell which one the child is talking to.
#37 to #32 - ttarshis (11/19/2012) [-]
A lot of times they call the one they are genetically related to mom or dad and the other same sex spouse by their first name.
User avatar #33 to #32 - waffies (11/19/2012) [-]
Call one Mom and the other Mum? dad and pops?
User avatar #38 to #32 - apocryphos (11/19/2012) [-]
I call one of my mom's 'mama' and the other 'mom' though it is a tad weird at school if i need to call one of them, so then it's either 'mom' or 'ma'
User avatar #210 - mckaylamaroney (11/20/2012) [-]
*insert comment regarding similar menstral cycles and their subsequent consiqunces*
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