Hitler. not mine, havent seen it here before. tn get to work . I think I need to ‘I ' t EHHEH HITLERS STACHE FFCCFF UGUU UGUU UGUU I UGUU UGUU-. Real men shave with this im Hitler your we are all
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#29 - Lambda (11/19/2012) [-]
Acquire bowler hat.
You are now Charlie Chaplin.
#47 to #39 - yomommabinshoppin (11/19/2012) [-]
forgive me for not knowing my history perfectly, but i thought hitler shot himself, i havent heard anything about cyanide
#55 to #47 - datassman ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
He put a cyanide pill in his mouth and swallowed as he pulled the trigger on the gun.
He put a cyanide pill in his mouth and swallowed as he pulled the trigger on the gun.
#54 to #47 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
He did both to ensure death. Took cyanid, shot himself then asked his remaining nazi buddies to burn or in some way compleatly destroy the body so it could not be taken by the russians... who would probably do bad things to it.
#27 - socrat (11/19/2012) [-]
** No Shave November** .. where you at now?
User avatar #33 to #27 - commontroll ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
My hair is mostly blonde, so it doesn't show on cameras very well... also, there's not that much.
User avatar #45 to #42 - thebored (11/19/2012) [-]
I hope to ******* god thats a joke
#46 to #42 - rzone (11/19/2012) [-]
Not a neckbeard at least.
#89 to #42 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
Woah, keep the picture in the folder you ugly bastard. We don't wanna see that.
#95 to #42 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
Ladies, please, contain thy orgasms.
#31 to #27 - sheperdofthestars (11/19/2012) [-]
Am I doing it right?
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#30 to #27 - secretdestroyers (11/19/2012) [-]
This is me so far. That is a nice goatee you're rocking there!
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#13 - thismightbesparta (11/19/2012) [-]
Real men shave with this
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User avatar #40 to #18 - vampireinarm (11/19/2012) [-]
and now ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, an idiot.
#77 to #40 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
Might you tell me what he said?
User avatar #85 to #77 - vampireinarm (11/20/2012) [-]
something along the lines of beards being **** .
#14 to #13 - thismightbesparta (11/19/2012) [-]
Dwarfs shave with this
#17 to #14 - anonymoose (11/19/2012) [-]
Dwarves don't shave.
User avatar #20 to #17 - auraguardian (11/19/2012) [-]
dwarvish women
User avatar #23 to #20 - anonymoose (11/19/2012) [-]
Gimli: "It's true, you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for dwarf men"
Aragorn: "It's the beards"
#24 to #23 - auraguardian (11/19/2012) [-]
i didn't mean beards
User avatar #28 to #24 - anonymoose (11/19/2012) [-]
Well, I have seen a lot of dwarf porn and the women usually are shaved.
#22 to #13 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
Real men don't shave.
#53 - imalex (11/19/2012) [-]
semi-related
semi-related
User avatar #94 to #53 - citrusobsidian (11/20/2012) [-]
I find this gif absolutely adorable
User avatar #104 to #94 - legodude (11/20/2012) [-]
So i'm not the only one who thinks that.
User avatar #26 - qqqqqqqqq ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
>dad grows a goatee
>sisters tells him it looks like a hitler stache
>" i'll show you "
>comes back with a legit hitler stache
>everybody laughs
>" YA VOL MEIN FUHRER!"
>actually looks good on him
>next morning goes out and runs some errands
>forgets about stache
>gets funny looks all throughout home depot
>cashier complements stache
>"oh **** "
#48 - tomorrowsnightmare (11/19/2012) [-]
The more I learn about Hitler, the more I realize he was a great leader and was doing what he could for the greater good of Germany.
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User avatar #65 to #63 - thejerseyjenn (11/19/2012) [-]
no. he took cyanide and shot himself in a bunker then had his body burned so that the russians could never have it.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - thejerseyjenn (11/19/2012) [-]
i'm sorry you were there?
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User avatar #71 to #68 - thejerseyjenn (11/19/2012) [-]
No but it's pretty much accepted. Although many Nazis did flee to Argentina Hitler was not one of them.
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User avatar #75 to #72 - fpsnoob (11/19/2012) [-]
Not picking either side, but can you post some kind of prof of your point?
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User avatar #79 to #78 - fpsnoob (11/20/2012) [-]
Yeah but his side is the side I've read in text books. Your side I haven't seen before. You've said that you've done research on the topic so I'm assuming you must have proof. No reason to get all mad and thumb me down for asking.
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#96 to #80 - Sourlime (11/20/2012) [-]
>Guys I did research on Hitler.
>I can't provide this research, it doesn't exist.
>Wut.
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#98 to #97 - Sourlime (11/20/2012) [-]
If you're are going to spew ******** than provide evidence with your ******** .
User avatar #81 to #80 - fpsnoob (11/20/2012) [-]
"I myself and most people that did ANY research on this know that there are holes in the story that didn't fit. "

Your own words make it seem like doing any research at all on the subject should point in your direction. And now you're saying that none of this can be found on the internet. Sounds like ******** conspiracy theories to me.
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User avatar #92 to #82 - DoggyBouncer (11/20/2012) [-]
And where were these statements found? I would like to read them. A website or a book perhaps?
User avatar #73 to #72 - thejerseyjenn (11/19/2012) [-]
there are "sightings" of big foot. guess he's real too!
Everything has to be a conspiracy to you doesn't it?
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#106 to #65 - legodude (11/20/2012) [-]
No he is on the bus.
#64 to #48 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
Fun fact of the day: Hitler saved his family's physician who was a jew, under which Hitler's mum died of breast cancer.
#56 to #48 - theo is awsome (11/19/2012) [-]
+ he ordered death on a bunch of jews
+ he ordered death on a bunch of jews
User avatar #60 to #56 - tomorrowsnightmare (11/19/2012) [-]
Spanish people enslaved and killed most of the native population in Puerto Rico. They celebrate THAT though.
#61 to #60 - theo is awsome (11/19/2012) [-]
i am always learning new things    
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i am always learning new things
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User avatar #100 to #60 - specialops (11/20/2012) [-]
no sir, i am puerto rican, and we celebrate the discovery of puerto rico, of christopher columbus ariving, and that was today in 1492
User avatar #107 to #100 - tomorrowsnightmare (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm puerto Rican too. I'm not saying WE celebrate it but other people do.
#62 to #60 - riefenstahl (11/19/2012) [-]
Oh but nevermind, we also love doing that with our own population, it's just some weird way of showing love to each other I gues...

*sigh*
#49 to #48 - byposted (11/19/2012) [-]
Soap and lampshades
User avatar #50 - dovahkiinsteve (11/19/2012) [-]
Just say you went for the "Charlie Chaplin" look.
User avatar #101 - anthonyh (11/20/2012) [-]
plug it into the wall or put new batteries in it
User avatar #91 - avablaarghgargh (11/20/2012) [-]
But it's no shave november!
#88 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
>Oh **** I gotta get to work right now!

>Better shave my big-ass beard!
User avatar #102 to #70 - Mesmus (11/20/2012) [-]
THE WHOLE JEWS ARE LOOKIN AT HURRRRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #52 - colegaleener (11/19/2012) [-]
Mine works if you plug it in, kind of like a laptop
User avatar #16 - localcatbarber (11/19/2012) [-]
Last time this was posted here, someone came up with a solution. Put on hat and suit, go for the full Chaplin look.
#103 - deadmuerto (11/20/2012) [-]
electric toof brush dose dat two
User avatar #87 - Pharonix (11/20/2012) [-]
Use a straight razor like man.
#59 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
Now thats what I call a rage stache
User avatar #69 - danytheop (11/19/2012) [-]
Just use ductape. and glue.
#43 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
My would he shave his glorious 'stach when he could and be at one with his people in the glorious NEINCRAFT server where he could aid us in building giant swastikas for the rest of his short, angry life! [url deleted]
User avatar #41 - fyaq (11/19/2012) [-]
What kind of adult man doesnt have a non-electric razor?
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