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House

Obviously not mine. Just thought I'd share it.

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#1 - tankguner (11/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#3 - derangedshadow (11/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
It has to be Lupus.
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#28 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#44 - printerr (11/19/2012) [+] (12 replies)
**printerr rolls 65**
User avatar #48 to #47 - graydiggy (11/19/2012) [-]
**graydiggy rolls 99** Sorry, wrong one. It's this one.
#21 - notmadguy (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**notmadguy rolls 60**
#13 - knowstoomuch (11/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Every episode of House ever:
Random people random setting. Someone coughs, so maybe they are the sick one? NOPE person three feet away starts having seizures.
Cut to House ridiculing his team, looking over patient dossiers. Cuddy comes n with another dossier says "Boring Detail." House replies with "That's boring." Cuddy says "Interesting complication." House smiles takes the case.
The Crew interviews the patient gets to know them and the situation. Some family arrives and some moral quandry is brought up. Foreman searches the patient's home. Chase flirts with whoever he assigned to do labwork with. House stares into space doing random **** like bouncing his ball or pranking Wilson. Cuddy comes in and yells at House for skipping clinic duty.

Next day everyone gathers in and yells about what to do. House watches and keeps the conversation going with insults and comments about who is wearing the same clothing as the day before. "It's lupus." "It's never lupus." "He's lying!" "He's not lying!" "Everybody lies!" They try a treatment and then meet up again because the treatment takes a while to work.

BEEP BEEP ************* everyone' pagers go off! Patient is having super bad symptoms either seizures or hallucinations. House is like "interesting." He finally meets patient. Patient is all "Are you Dr. House?" "No I'm the ******* toothfairy you wanker!" House goes back to his house and plays guitar or stares into space all depressed and **** .

Next day House is doing clinic duty. Random patient thinks they have something but don't. House makes fun of them and is about to give real diagnosis when he tilts his head and opens his eyes wide.

"oh"
"My"
"GOD"

House runs to patient's room and gives actual diagnosis. Patient lives, but the moral quandry returns and at least one person ends up crying or hating House or both.

House and Wilson go out for a drink.
#61 - OMG (11/19/2012) [-]
MFW there's a House post
MFW there's a House post
#25 - lenmann (11/19/2012) [-]
never know when this will come in handy
#77 - zzzbrabbitzzz (11/19/2012) [-]
I love House/ Hugh Laurie
#33 - snakefire (11/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I have a house folder
I have a house folder
#81 - lospussy (11/19/2012) [-]
I woulda said it was Lupus
#74 - qazzuiop (11/19/2012) [-]
yes, a House post!
yes, a House post!
User avatar #35 - mikaelkid (11/19/2012) [-]
From my peripheral vision I thought that was a DragonBall in the back.
User avatar #17 - connormccloud (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
ITs always Sarcodosis ALWAYS
User avatar #20 to #17 - sepherif (11/19/2012) [-]
Wrong, it's always Lupus, but it never is.
User avatar #4 - UA partay (11/19/2012) [-]
At least they already have a DragonBall.
#49 - Keoul (11/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
NO   
IT'S LUPUS
NO
IT'S LUPUS
User avatar #16 - watchme (11/19/2012) [-]
Damn, I thought they were going to play Dragon Ball.
Because of the ball y'know.
User avatar #10 - xxxdemongirl (11/19/2012) [-]
Did anyone else actually look up what amyloidosis was?

I found three different pages on it, and still have no ******* idea what it is.
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