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>Le rage le lose thread

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Translation: Excuse me, kind sir. I know not who you are, but I am inclined to inform you, if you attempt to converse with my women another time in the future, I will be forced to engage in the pugilistic arts with you in a manner most foul.

Fuk u lot hiz me bst m8 fuck lot

fight me in real life faggot!

<--- same guy?

The only good thing about this is that the girl is able to take a compliment.

That got out of hand quickly.

We finally found it!

do you even lift?

True story, happened to me last Wednesday: most the trainworkers were on strike and I didn't want to risk my train being delayed an hour or more after school, so I hitched a ride with a girl in my class, I'm 21 she's 20 and has a boyfriend. She sends her bf a text telling him that she'll be like 5min later because she has to drop someone in her class off, he responds with: "It's not a guy is it?" She drops me off, I talk to her the next day, they got into a fight because one of his friends saw her drop me off at home.

So I say: "Wow, what a jealous guy, is he that insecure and doesn't he trust you?"
She: "It just means he cares a lot about me"

P.S. I'm gay....

Do u evn lift fggt?!