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I -1211111 why} -I thankees,
C) ccryder 18 at 11:
All camber 18 at 11:
C) cander 18 at 11:
Rik when furz: u is ***** but ima beat ass u Elk
tra my gurl again faaggot
October 25 at 10: .
idk who tatt faux M is
***** but ima treat
tass M talk: in my gurl.
again fagge "
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Submitted: 11/18/2012
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#2 - phanact (11/18/2012) [-]
#25 - astraea (11/19/2012) [+] (55 replies)
>Le rage le lose thread
#178 - synapse (11/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#12 - lulzinmyroflcopter (11/19/2012) [-]
Translation: Excuse me, kind sir. I know not who you are, but I am inclined to inform you, if you attempt to converse with my women another time in the future, I will be forced to engage in the pugilistic arts with you in a manner most foul.
#86 - anonymous (11/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and his "gurl" responded back to the dude. so its her fault for bein a ****** whore.
#90 to #86 - threenippledcousin (11/19/2012) [-]
respond to a compliment = whore
#107 - deadpixel (11/19/2012) [-]
Fuk u lot hiz me bst m8 **** lot
#10 - waffies ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
fight me in real life faggot!
fight me in real life faggot!
#127 - mainstreamed (11/19/2012) [-]
<--- same guy?
#148 - ilovegir (11/19/2012) [-]
The only good thing about this is that the girl is able to take a compliment.
The only good thing about this is that the girl is able to take a compliment.
#128 - willindor (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That got out of hand quickly.
#64 - wehavecandy (11/19/2012) [-]
We finally found it!
#167 - sstiickss (11/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#219 - kuracha (11/19/2012) [-]
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#136 - funkyrednipples (11/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
do you even lift?
User avatar #18 - akinto (11/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
True story, happened to me last Wednesday: most the trainworkers were on strike and I didn't want to risk my train being delayed an hour or more after school, so I hitched a ride with a girl in my class, I'm 21 she's 20 and has a boyfriend. She sends her bf a text telling him that she'll be like 5min later because she has to drop someone in her class off, he responds with: "It's not a guy is it?" She drops me off, I talk to her the next day, they got into a fight because one of his friends saw her drop me off at home.

So I say: "Wow, what a jealous guy, is he that insecure and doesn't he trust you?"
She: "It just means he cares a lot about me"

P.S. I'm gay....
User avatar #174 - holycrapimacupcake (11/19/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Do u evn lift fggt?!
#146 - spacetequila (11/19/2012) [-]
My reaction to that kid and his existence.
My reaction to that kid and his existence.
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