Because mustache.

Exactly my dear friend.

still need a beard

What the **** did you say ?

i love tom selleck!

Leave

You don't EVER joke about Burt Reynolds. I mean, come on, Deliverance, White Lightning, not to mention Gator!

and saints row the third

got all you faggots ragin so it couldn't have been that bad

Go suck a fat one tryhard.

**** off you petulant little prick, no wonder this site is such a ******** with prepubescent keyboard gangsters like you. go back to pulling your dick 5 times a day with your sisters mentrual stained thongs wrapped round your chin. cunt.

Oh you're funny. Just because I call you out on your crappy joke you assume I'm a prepubescent incest loving cunt? Lovely. And I'm the one who is a keyboard warrior? Wow. You're making assumptions, so, so shall I, I'll say you're an obese ************ who wishes he had more friends, you play a **** ton on videogames and are into ... I dunno. Donkey porn. You sick cum gurgling faggot. Do society a favor and off yourself.

Or I dunno. If thats too much for you, just quit FJ.

im 189 pounds 5ft11, i have an extremely diverse range of friends, and i dont own an xbox or ps3 and my laptop is too **** to play games on, i prefer piano and guitar, seriously you coudnt have been more wrong about me. my girlfriend is beautiful aswell, so no donkey porn or whatever you're into. but then again ofcourse i'd say that, but i have no reason to lie. i only use FJ when 4chan gets a bit much apart from that this ****** site can blow me, before or after you i dont care.

What are the odds! I was wrong! Needless to say so are you, I don't even have a sister. Either way, good to know you're not some friendless obese gamer with weird fetishes. I'll trust you on the whole GF thing. Also same! Except I only go on 4chan when I'm bored ********. To be honest FJ has been ****, and its been that way for a looong time, unfortunate really.

Either way I don't care much prolong this conversation if its going to continue into name calling and other ridiculous accusations, I'm bigger than that, and I'm pretty sure you are too. So, have a nice one!

god damnit you're rather likeable, take it easy /b/ro