Lesson from a Master. My neighborhood friends wanted to have an airsoft war which we hadn't done since like 6th grade, but we did, and I thought that it would b dad Boss retired airsoft accuracy experience
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Lesson from a Master. My neighborhood friends wanted to have an airsoft war which we hadn't done since like 6th grade, but we did, and I thought that it would b

My neighborhood friends wanted to have an airsoft war which we hadn't done since like 6th grade, but we did, and I thought that it would be fun if my dad had shoot off with me. I stuck 2 playing cards up on a fence in our alley, and I unloaded a full clip(looks like swiss cheese.) I said"can you beat that?" He looked at me and said"Its not how many rounds you shoot,its what you hit son" He fired one round dead center of the card. My dad is a ******* legend.

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#17 - cantremember (11/18/2012) [-]
stop shooting at me please.
User avatar #63 to #17 - youcame (11/19/2012) [-]
stop shooting at me please neighbor.
#2 - mcatheistnuggets ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
>YFW
>YFW
User avatar #194 to #2 - jokerzrus (11/19/2012) [-]
What is that from, Isn't it a song?
User avatar #218 to #216 - jokerzrus (11/19/2012) [-]
Thank you :)
#35 - defacedcreeper (11/19/2012) [-]
I unloaded a full clip
unloaded a full clip
a full clip
full clip
clip
#161 to #35 - mrsiimhere (11/19/2012) [-]
i usually spot this mistake too, but i was too excited to read a story about airsoft in funnyjunk.
#39 to #35 - Krathalos (11/19/2012) [-]
I bet you played CoD, so now you're an expert on guns.
#43 to #39 - danytheop (11/19/2012) [-]
hes mad at clip hes not claiming to be an expert.
#44 to #43 - Krathalos (11/19/2012) [-]
It was a joke. Get over yourself.
#61 to #44 - derpypotato (11/19/2012) [-]
red thumb mean stop
#83 to #44 - lonelyboy (11/19/2012) [-]
take this and do the world a favour.
User avatar #45 to #44 - danytheop (11/19/2012) [-]
I am over myself.
User avatar #101 to #44 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Red thumbs means stop...
#163 to #44 - bobkiller (11/19/2012) [-]
Spiderman thread now
User avatar #40 to #39 - defacedcreeper (11/19/2012) [-]
What? CoD calls magazines clips too ex. "extended clip" and it couldn't piss me of more.
#46 to #40 - ihavterribadnads (11/19/2012) [-]
Im almost positive its called extended mags
User avatar #78 to #46 - anthonyh (11/19/2012) [-]
not in Blops 2
User avatar #92 to #78 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Well, Black ops sucks. Except for the Campaign. Campaign is pretty kick-ass. Don't know about Black Ops 2, but the same probably goes for that too.
#116 to #92 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
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Zombies
Thank you, that is all.
User avatar #118 to #116 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
I really did not like zombies. It should not take an entire magazine of bullets in the head to drop a zombie.
User avatar #51 to #46 - defacedcreeper (11/19/2012) [-]
yeah it is
#82 to #35 - darrelle (11/19/2012) [-]
magazine
#71 to #35 - SonofChuck (11/19/2012) [-]
I honestly did not know that. I always thought the words "clip" and "magazine" were interchangeable.
User avatar #289 to #71 - flutterdoc (11/19/2012) [-]
clip is typically 14 or less mag is 14 plus
source: grandpa retired military sergeant
User avatar #108 - xxkillionarexx (11/19/2012) [-]
One-Shot Finch.
User avatar #129 to #108 - bladeboy (11/19/2012) [-]
I ******* love you.
User avatar #52 - shadowmageXD (11/19/2012) [-]
Is your dad Atticus?
#258 - ShockedNazi (11/19/2012) [-]
way to go 			*********		  now the deck is short 2 cards
way to go ********* now the deck is short 2 cards
#75 - dipshitz (11/19/2012) [-]
Remember, Jem, It's a sin to kill a mockingbird.
#10 - maddboiy (11/18/2012) [-]
"you can shoot the american way, fire enough bulletsh and hope to hit the target"
#11 to #10 - longboarding (11/18/2012) [-]
It's funny cause my names Sean and I dressed up like James Bond for homecoming.
#268 to #10 - thundagawd ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
God damn that was an amazing movie.
God damn that was an amazing movie.
#300 to #260 - aerosol ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
mfw   
(though, I guess most people do or at least they should)
mfw
(though, I guess most people do or at least they should)
#325 to #260 - mrdrpage (11/19/2012) [-]
negro lover
User avatar #262 to #260 - ilovehitler (11/19/2012) [-]
I love that book
#13 - awesomanium (11/18/2012) [-]
YFW shooting
#14 to #13 - longboarding (11/18/2012) [-]
Not gonna lie, I said "Pop, pop, pop, watchin' *********** drop during it.
+9
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User avatar #143 to #139 - shinymew (11/19/2012) [-]
Me too, that what I thought from the title
#76 - awesometyler (11/19/2012) [-]
his dad   
<--
his dad
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#73 - pariahlol (11/19/2012) [-]
ITT Bad Ass Dad Stories?
I'll start
I was walking with my dad to one of his friends houses and as we walked up their long driveway he mentioned all the good times he had there. When I inquired as to what good times, he simply stopped, pointed to a point up ahead in the driveway and said "Right there I had a 3way with 2 girls at 3 am while Tornado sirens were going off during a big ass wind storm." He then turned and continued toward the house without a word.
#110 to #73 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
My dad grew up in a village somewhere in central portugal
him and his 4 brothers would love to dick around

one day they turned a beach umbrella into a catapult
but not just any catapult
a catapult that launches his neighbours cats

still has it
#77 to #73 - rza (11/19/2012) [-]
>Dad was a police captain in Houstoun (I made some posts on his stories)
>During a drug bust he was in, he was in a fight with a guy with a gun
>Broke the guys wrist
>Guy slams my dad against a mirror, a shard goes through his forearm
>My dad being the idiot he is jumps at the guy and wraps him
>The guy falls back so hard he breaks the window
>Mid air turning fight
>My dad lands on him
>Guy broke all of his ribs and his back.
My dad also punched some guys eye out and now has no knuckle, and played for the Houston Oilers. It sounds unbelievable.
But my dad is the ******* man.
User avatar #295 to #77 - sexypotato (11/19/2012) [-]
My dad opened a jar once
#323 - paesani (11/19/2012) [-]
Marksmanship 94
Marksmanship 94
User avatar #353 to #323 - sidthekiller (11/21/2012) [-]
get it right.
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
User avatar #9 - jonnyp (11/18/2012) [-]
your dad has a point.
#301 - apollyonyagami (11/19/2012) [-]
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#88 - acunit (11/19/2012) [-]
&gt;live alone   
&gt;shoot playing card 20 times   
&gt;shoot other playing card point blank   
&gt;make up story   
&gt;?????   
&gt;thumbs
>live alone
>shoot playing card 20 times
>shoot other playing card point blank
>make up story
>?????
>thumbs
#111 to #88 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
oh god i ******* laughed so hard at that.
#96 to #88 - moofiefoof (11/19/2012) [-]
why did he throw his pizza on the roof?
#113 to #96 - acunit (11/19/2012) [-]
Because Skyler's a mad cunt.

******* ice cold
#99 to #96 - pantsondaground (11/19/2012) [-]
because his wife is a BITCH
User avatar #104 to #99 - ieaturchildren (11/19/2012) [-]
stupid bitch being a bitch all the time GODDAMN IT **** YOU PIZZA take that roof...................
#365 to #104 - enjoyablepretzels (02/12/2015) [-]
but i like the pizza
but i like the pizza
User avatar #98 to #96 - yudodat (11/19/2012) [-]
I know why and I still ask myself that question.
User avatar #276 - koombine (11/19/2012) [-]
Poke holes in playing cards, instant thumbs
#280 to #276 - kez (11/19/2012) [-]
No one cares about thumbs
User avatar #281 to #280 - koombine (11/19/2012) [-]
They do if they don't want their accounts deleted.
User avatar #305 to #276 - DrSalvador (11/19/2012) [-]
You can see the dents in the picket, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone did do that.
User avatar #303 - zapgod (11/19/2012) [-]
Is your dad Clint Eastwood?
#152 - wambamthankyoumam **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]
bang bang
bang bang
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