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#79 - mattdoggy (11/18/2012) [-]
I hope someday    
When i'm an old man, just walking through the park   
I might sit on a bench next to some cold stranger feeding birds in the park   
A girl would go jogging by, a girl very well built with pants saying "juicy"   
And the cold old man sitting next to me would bite down on his lower lip   
right after whispering "dat ass" into the cold breeze   
then pulling a miniature waifu out of his bag    
he would calmly say "i would never cheat on you waifey-chan"   
he'd stand up without saying a word to me, give me a tip of the hat   
and then walk on down the road whistling never gonna give you up   
and i would be happy, knowing one of you beautiful bastards made it   
and that none of us are never alone
I hope someday
When i'm an old man, just walking through the park
I might sit on a bench next to some cold stranger feeding birds in the park
A girl would go jogging by, a girl very well built with pants saying "juicy"
And the cold old man sitting next to me would bite down on his lower lip
right after whispering "dat ass" into the cold breeze
then pulling a miniature waifu out of his bag
he would calmly say "i would never cheat on you waifey-chan"
he'd stand up without saying a word to me, give me a tip of the hat
and then walk on down the road whistling never gonna give you up
and i would be happy, knowing one of you beautiful bastards made it
and that none of us are never alone
#396 to #79 - lonerider (11/18/2012) [-]
This is just beautiful.
#274 to #79 - longboarding (11/18/2012) [-]
I sputtered out laughs while giving the biggest grin of my life while reading this
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