sad truth. oc. Nice u s" who don' t atthe irl. How they see themselves. How they really are.. girls arent machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
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User avatar #6 - happyfox (11/18/2012) [-]
but ross got the girl..
User avatar #7 to #6 - avatardsucks (11/18/2012) [-]
whats your point?
User avatar #8 to #7 - happyfox (11/18/2012) [-]
that he got the girl....
User avatar #10 to #8 - Himynameisjacob (11/18/2012) [-]
The point the photo is trying to make is that Ross didn't get the girl for awhile despite being the nice guy. However, he did get her later because he was suave and attractive despite his kindness and quirkiness.

But the guys who complain most about the friendzone often times just aren't the level of attractive the girl is looking for.

Shallow? Yes.

But you can't honestly tell me the first thing you look for in a girl is that she's less attractive than your other choices.
User avatar #11 to #10 - happyfox (11/18/2012) [-]
I'm a girl. attractiveness isn't what I go for first.
User avatar #17 to #11 - happyfox (11/18/2012) [-]
oh. according to thumbs you DO want us to go for attractiveness first.

WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC FUNNYJUNK
User avatar #16 to #10 - ryukyukids (11/18/2012) [-]
Ross is from a fictional television show.
User avatar #13 to #8 - avatardsucks (11/18/2012) [-]
exactly ross is the sweet nerdy guy that got the girl which butthurts like to think of themselves as, but in reality theyre just butthurt like comic book guy
User avatar #20 - captthundernuts (11/18/2012) [-]
Dude, c'mon...




nobody wants to be compared to Ross.
#1 - herpderppppp (11/18/2012) [-]
girls arent machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
User avatar #22 to #1 - itrinx (11/18/2012) [-]
(then coins to get it longer)
User avatar #2 to #1 - avatardsucks (11/18/2012) [-]
i completely agree
#3 to #2 - herpderppppp (11/18/2012) [-]
yeah.. you actually put attention into them and THEN sex comes out
User avatar #4 to #3 - avatardsucks (11/18/2012) [-]
exactly
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#5 to #4 - arnoldqwerty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#12 to #5 - anon (11/18/2012) [-]
That's where the coins come in.
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User avatar #42 to #1 - lolollo (11/19/2012) [-]
You're the type who believes that sex is the only difference between a relationship, and a friendship, aren't you?
#89 to #42 - herpderppppp (11/20/2012) [-]
its about emotional intimacy exclusiveness and compassion for the other person. youre the type whos in 8th grade arent you
User avatar #90 to #89 - lolollo (11/20/2012) [-]
Then what are you doing making comments about "women aren't coins for sex" like every other simplistic douchebag when you know full well how a real relationship is supposed to work? Or is it you have no idea what the friendzone really is?
#91 to #90 - herpderppppp (11/20/2012) [-]
im just not an idiot. considering im in an intimate relationship i must be doing something right huh
User avatar #92 to #91 - lolollo (11/20/2012) [-]
You still haven't explained the point of your original comment, especially since you're now trying your damnedest to explain why you shouldn't have done so in the first place.
#46 - lolollo (11/19/2012) [-]
Holy **** people, the friendzone isn't when a guy just wants sex for his perceived niceness. That's called being a douchebag. The friendzone is the tendency for someone who's a genuinely nice guy to never have a girlfriend for a variety of reasons, which may or may not be sex related. The fact that most of you are only centered around sex is actually why the friendzone exists. A guy is nice to you because he likes you, but he's not making sexual advances (because it's the decent thing to do) so you never think of him as being in the category of "datable." I know you're all proud of your belief that the friendzone doesn't exist, but in fact you're the sole reason it exists. Maybe if people would expand their criteria for "datable" to include more than just sex, THEN it wouldn't exist. Instead, we HAVE to do everything short of rape just to make it clear we want to date you, even though it makes us feel disguising and actually reveals more about your lack of a personality than it does our own.

I'm done, have a nice day.
User avatar #49 to #46 - brokentrucker (11/19/2012) [-]
Holy **** this.
User avatar #51 to #46 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry sir i can't give you more than one thumb for this
User avatar #60 to #40 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
"said no female, ever"
User avatar #70 to #60 - seniorpokeman (11/19/2012) [-]
swimmingprodigy... we meet again
User avatar #74 to #70 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
indeed
User avatar #76 to #74 - seniorpokeman (11/19/2012) [-]
Did you ever find the cure to having a national bird as your avatar? I'm still searching, but so far, I've come up blank.
User avatar #77 to #76 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
cure? What do you mean by cure?
User avatar #79 to #77 - seniorpokeman (11/19/2012) [-]
I mean the cure. The magical potion that will free the birds from our avatars, to wreak havoc on Tokyo
User avatar #21 - homage (11/18/2012) [-]
So cauese he's ugly he can't be nice also?
User avatar #24 to #21 - HappyBus (11/18/2012) [-]
he means that when people say they fail in getting a girl its because theyre "too nice" which is what a girl says when she doesnt want you. but in reality its because theyre lame and ugly and don't take care of their body.
#28 to #24 - avatardsucks (11/19/2012) [-]
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
User avatar #25 to #24 - homage (11/18/2012) [-]
Well yeah, I get that part. I was just making the counter argument from the way that I immediately understood it without trying to think about it.
#15 - sirhyden (11/18/2012) [-]
I never liked that show Friends.
I never liked that show Friends.
#9 - anon (11/18/2012) [-]
Since when is Comic book guy nice.
#36 - kinglybotman (11/19/2012) [-]
I don't get girls because I am under average, socially awkward, and expect every hot looking girl to fall in love with me. Just me? Ok.....
User avatar #33 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/19/2012) [-]
There's where your wrong. I'm gonna assume when you put David Schwimmer you meant Ross from friends. Lots of guys are like that. Thin, smart, descent looking, and nice but not 'cool'.
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User avatar #47 to #44 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/19/2012) [-]
He still is. There's two different views on cool, though. Most people think of the ghetto cool though. We think of the successful kind of cool.
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#29 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE FIND A SIMPLE WAY TO TELL IT, THANK YOU!
#14 - trolololer (11/18/2012) [-]
I beg to differ. I always prefer to act like a gentleman when it comes to girls, not a douchebag. Of course, it doesn't work some of the time, but oh well. And does this look anything like the simpsons character? (That's me if you haven't figured that out.)
User avatar #72 to #14 - remsaman (11/19/2012) [-]
'my name is trolololer. you thumbed down my comment. prepare to die.'
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User avatar #23 to #14 - floramouse (11/18/2012) [-]
You are attractive
User avatar #43 to #23 - trolololer (11/19/2012) [-]
thank you very much :3
#26 to #14 - dameush ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
dude...you could pass for my twin...freaky
#69 to #26 - trolololer (11/19/2012) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Kiss me! ** And did you just say that because you want to feel hot?
that was just a joke i'm not that hot
#75 to #69 - dameush ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
...yeah...hot....let's go with that
#45 to #26 - trolololer (11/19/2012) [-]
ok i iz ur twein frm 2dei
ok i iz ur twein frm 2dei
#32 - sachonebeef (11/19/2012) [-]
I'm lean and athletic. I just have stupid facial hair. And I'm only 5ft 6in...
User avatar #34 to #32 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/19/2012) [-]
Today's a mustache day isn't it. Sittin' in my jeans, and jean jacket.
User avatar #48 to #32 - Sethorein ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
....you're ******* beautiful o_o
#52 to #48 - sachonebeef (11/19/2012) [-]
Why thank you
Why thank you
#54 to #32 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
10/10 would hook up with you casually.
Seriously though, you're quite handsome.
#62 to #32 - fuckyouiamcat (11/19/2012) [-]
You're related to this guy, aren't you?
User avatar #65 to #62 - sachonebeef (11/19/2012) [-]
Pah, if only I was!
#66 to #32 - wertologist (11/19/2012) [-]
I've seen stupid facial hair, and you sir do not have stupid facial hair.
I've seen stupid facial hair, and you sir do not have stupid facial hair.
#81 to #66 - fuckyouiamcat (11/19/2012) [-]
What about stupid facial fair? Although this one is kinda badass.
#82 to #81 - wertologist (11/19/2012) [-]
That's some let's say "unique" facial hair. There is a guy I know who has a pretty pathetic beard(just patches of fuzz) covering an acne beard. I wouldn't make jokes about him if he wasn't a tool. I like to stick to a goatee. I grew a goatee in honor of Jak for the Jak and Daxter series.

<--- I have no recent pictures of me, but I have a cartoon of me I made in ms paint
(My cat also has a goatee.I have plenty of pictures of this)
#83 to #82 - fuckyouiamcat (11/19/2012) [-]
No worries. I live in Peru where the guys have nearly no facial hair. The ones that DO have a bit of it...well, it's terrible. Little random splotches of it everywhere.

Peruvian dogs are just like their masters...hairless. Most loving things you'll ever meet though. (The dogs, I mean.)
User avatar #93 to #83 - peru (11/23/2012) [-]
PERU MASTERRACE
User avatar #86 to #83 - wertologist (11/19/2012) [-]
At first glance I honestly thought that was a donkey...I want one. I'd name it Herbert
User avatar #58 - reican (11/19/2012) [-]
So, a nice guy is automatically fat and ugly?

hmm.. how is it nice to block the road with your ass?
User avatar #30 - chuckstein (11/19/2012) [-]
I didn't get the girl because I'm short.
Not a midget short, just less than average.
And I'm still taller than her
wut
#35 to #30 - svampi (11/19/2012) [-]
It's probably because she's afraid of being taller than you in heels.
>tfw average height in iceland is 181cm and i can't compete
#38 to #30 - imnice (11/19/2012) [-]
not tall enough, b
#39 - imnice (11/19/2012) [-]
maybe this will give kids hope

this girl and i were deep into each others' friend zones. i mean WAY deep. eventually, i asked her out, and she told me that she felt the same. we're a happy, strong couple now. the best part is, we're still best friends. the end.
User avatar #41 to #39 - lolollo (11/19/2012) [-]
That's not the friendzone you ignorant twat, that's two people having the confidence of a newt to ask each other out. The friendzone is when you ask that girl out and instead of saying "OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT 5EVAR!" she says "No, it'd complicate our friendship."
#67 to #41 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
Here's one:
Met this guy at work. We became very close friends. 1 year later another male colleague gives me a massage. He gets inexplicably upset. MY friends at work are also upset with me (wtf).They point out he's in love with me. They all try to pressure me into giving him a chance. Don't want to...it will ruin our friendship+not attracted to him. His friends try to pressure him to ask me out. Won't cause I'm pretty attractive and like books, and he's tall and skinny and likes video games, and his most used app is a dictionary app he uses to look up the things I tell him.

One night I receive a message from him: 'Hey can I ask you a question?' 'Sure'. Three minutes of 'errr' and 'urmm' and 'uhhh' then 'uh nvm'. Realise he just tried to ask me out. Panicking, asks best friend what do. She verbally kicks my ass; she's all for him.

Reluctantly (so reluctantly...) I ask HIM out. Best decision ever made.We've been together 1 year and two months.

TL;DR!!
Short version: Guy friend zoned really hard. Got talked into giving him a chance. I'm going to marry him someday.
User avatar #71 to #67 - lolollo (11/19/2012) [-]
I can't help but feel like that story would've been more powerful if it was from the perspective of the individual involved who WASN'T the complete cunt causing the entire situation.
#84 to #71 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
I assumed it was common knowledge that an individual is responsible for their own feelings. I can't have 'caused the entire situation' just by being, when I never encouraged it, and because he actively sought to hide his feelings, was unaware of it until just days before it was sorted out (by me).

Fail troll: not offended. But I'm sensing some antipathy here. What's your deal?
User avatar #85 to #84 - lolollo (11/19/2012) [-]
"They all try to pressure me into giving him a chance. Don't want to...it will ruin our friendship+not attracted to him. His friends try to pressure him to ask me out. Won't cause I'm pretty attractive and like books, and he's tall and skinny and likes video games, and his most used app is a dictionary app he uses to look up the things I tell him. "

My "deal" is that you felt the need to write that sentence, the underlined phrase in particular. It tells me you're a much MUCH more judgmental individual than you like to think you are. You think you're attractive and he likes video games...I don't see how that should've even come into play. Was his ugliness that insulting to you or something?
#87 to #85 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
Ugly? I'm afraid I missed the part where I said that. Weird, considering that I must have written it. Or could it be that I never did? What I did say was that those were his reasons for having never asked me out.

I should maybe apologise here. I minored in Literature, and often make the grave mistake of assuming that people will catch seemingly obvious inferences in written language.

Look here:
'They all try to pressure me into giving him a chance. Don't want to...will ruin our friendship+not attracted to him." I make the assumption that the reader will realise that these are my reasons for not wanting to pursue a relationship with him.

"His friends try to pressure him to ask me out. Won't cause....tall and skinny and likes video games... " My assumption here is that the reader will now conclude that these are HIS reasons for not wanting to ask me out. They weren't 'judgements' that I had made towards him, but excuses that he made up himself to avoid having to make any difficult decisions about his feelings. I'm not just making up reasons to suit an ego that you seem to be trying to pin to me; I know these because he TOLD me. 'Cause you know...he's my boyfriend. And we do talk occasionally.

I'm not going to pretend I'm something that I'm not just because some wounded boy refuses to believe that his tightly held cliches and generalisations are not true of all women. Look, I'm far above average intelligence, and I'm attractive. I say that because it's true, not out of conceit. He, not I, assumed those things would be a barrier to any potential romance between us. He felt that he was somehow inferior to me. The fact that we're now together should have proved to you the lie in that belief. It seems your own prejudices make you see only what you want to see.

I love my boyfriend. I'm lucky to have him; not the other way around. I think he's hot as **** , and believe me when I say that he no longer entertains those insecurities he started our relationship with.
#88 to #87 - lolollo (11/19/2012) [-]
Welcome to the magical world of print screen babycakes.

Also if that really is how you're going to justify why you said that, might I suggest you make friends with conveyance. You can't write **** and assume people are going to understand exactly what you mean, especially since no sane person on this planet would even make that assumption. When you discussed why you didn't want to go out with him, the first thing you mentioned, following not being attracted to him, was being attractive. If he's "hot as **** " why did your physical looks need mentioning at all?

Point is you went from giving a story on how it was such a pain to have your friends pressure you into dating this guy to talking about how he's the salt of the earth. Justify it how you want to yourself, but I'm not convinced.
#53 - snakefire (11/19/2012) [-]
I'm a nice guy and I'm attractive... I'm kinda smart too...   
   
I still cant get laid
I'm a nice guy and I'm attractive... I'm kinda smart too...

I still cant get laid
User avatar #56 to #53 - reican (11/19/2012) [-]
lay yourself
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User avatar #59 to #57 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
it doesnt work if youre ugly
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#63 to #61 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
me too.

Well, no sister. But since the first girl I asked out in like 3rd grade, up until now, I've been rejected by every girl. And Im not even that ugly, or stupid. I dont know what the problem is, honestly (pic related). Maybe I smell? (doubt it though). So I feel sort of intimidated by all females, and I have a hard time keeping a conversation going with a girl.
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#68 to #64 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
I was like you in high school; I was the 'class clown', and when we had a stupid teacher (for example my AP English teacher senior year, or my US History teacher junior year, or my spanish teacher sophomore year) I would **** with them and everybody laughed and loved me in those classes. In fact just a few weeks ago I was thinking about it and I just realized that a lot of girls liked me, especially during senior year because that's when i turned 'pretty' (pic related, that was April of this year; Im freshman in college now. inb4 do you even lift) I noticed they would start conversations and talk with me and tell me I'm hilarious and that they "loved it when I spoke in class cuz I'm hilarious and that they really like me" (those words exactly)

Except I'm a ******* dick who only just NOW realized that they were FLIRTING WITH ME AND THEY LIKED ME. I thought that they were either just being friendly, or just honest in saying they thought I'm funny, and didn't mean anything else. I cant read/pick up signals for **** -___-
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User avatar #80 to #78 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
yea, I learned all that body language crap a few weeks ago, when I told you I was reminiscing about high school, specifically senior year, and realized all the girls that liked me, which I had no clue they did. Now that I recall, just in my english class alone there was Kristi (got a few BJs from her), Livia (flirted that **** out of me), Amrey( some brown chick who was really reall good looking too, close friend's with Livia who also flirted like crazy with me), Trisia, Nicketa (I know for a fact now, that the only reason she wouldnt go out with me is cuz she already has a boyfriend, and she's ****** bangin, I asked her out), Brenda (shes the only who told me she really likes me), Shrima, Corina (I'm pretty sure she wouldve sucked my dick if she asked, but I didnt want that; she was clingy as hell and liked me too. I only knew her from that one class that one year, but she signed my yearbook as though we were lovers).


See, now that I reminisce about it, I realize that all/most of these girls liked me enough to go out with me. But I was a ****** moron loser and didn't know it. (BTW, I'm not making any of these up; there really were this many in my english class senior year and the names are accurate. In fact, there was probably 1 or 2 more but I dont remember who right now
#37 - imnice (11/19/2012) [-]
THANK YOU OP
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