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#6 - anon
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(11/18/2012) [-]
physically impossible... try to go to class and learn anatonmy a little bit...
#17 to #6 - massus **User deleted account**
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#7 to #6 - theoriginalzombie
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(11/18/2012) [-]
you're probably a woman. i have pissed many times while encumbered with the wood of morn' and though i have never done it inside a woman, i can't imagine it being anymore difficult
#9 to #7 - anon
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(11/18/2012) [-]
thats the thing, biologically speaking it when you have an erection you body suppresses the need to urinate, so you wont just all of a sudden have to just piss mid thrust. Also, not that anon has, but IF you actually had sex, you would know that peeing is the last thing on your mind.
#11 to #9 - theoriginalzombie
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(11/18/2012) [-]
i'm very tired right now so i'm not sure who you directed that last sentence at but i have had sex. i'm just saying peeing in a woman while you have an erection isn't any different than peeing into a sock while you have an erection. anon said it was anatomically impossible... he (most likely she) is wrong
#10 to #9 - dubmaster
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(11/18/2012) [-]
OHHHHH! Let's all pay attention to Professor Bitch who seems to have left their sense of humor elsewhere.
#21 to #9 - mrthezho
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(11/18/2012) [-]
That just proves that you're a woman, because you're clearly uninformed on this subject.
#33 to #6 - ISRjustgun
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Hey everyone. Education time. You actually are able to piss in a girl. HOWEVER. Bodily speaking, it'd be twice as difficult with the erection because the body wouldn't allow you to do that. Just as it wouldn't allow you to crush your nuts like a grape or snap your finger like a carrot. If you can get past that. Like, REALLY focus on it, then you could piss in a chick while you **** her. Oh, another possibility is that there was a recent orgasm, and that after an orgasm, you can't pee for a short time.
#8 to #6 - mrhazzy
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(11/18/2012) [-]
You believe it's physically impossible to piss with a boner?

Nearly every single man has pissed with a boner, I've peed with an erection, it's difficult to get the angle right, but it adds an extra challenge...

...maybe you should go to class and learn anatomy a little bit.
#68 to #8 - mclaughlinar
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Believe it or not my A&P teacher taught me that too... It's not true, but he said it.   
   
< mfw / what gives me a boner that i can pee with
Believe it or not my A&P teacher taught me that too... It's not true, but he said it.

< mfw / what gives me a boner that i can pee with
#12 to #8 - bitchplzzz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Maybe you should stick your little dick in a girl sometime, no way you can piss. Well.. its not like you'll ever get to try
#16 to #12 - lordmoldywart
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I haven't seen stupidity like this for a long time...
I haven't seen stupidity like this for a long time...
#35 to #12 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE
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#18 to #12 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#51 to #12 - dapianoman
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I've been wanting a reason to thumb you down for a while now. Well, thanks for that.
#48 to #12 - ihopethisworks
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(11/18/2012) [-]
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#13 to #12 - mrhazzy
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(11/18/2012) [-]
there's this little thing called preparation, the thing you do before sex, before foreplay even. maybe you should try it sometime.

Also, if you read Anons comment correctly, which you didn't by the way, Anon is stating it is physically impossible due to the anatomy of the male body to urinate with an erection, All I did was give facts.

You on the other hand have clearly flipped your **** and gone into full offensive.
#53 to #12 - Akwardweirdo
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(11/18/2012) [-]
VIRGIN ALERT
#66 to #12 - pugglerock
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I find your lack of getting anything quite amusing.
I find your lack of getting anything quite amusing.
#65 to #12 - jojord
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of: Nega-thumbs 101
#20 to #12 - anon
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Have I told you lately that I still hate you?
#22 to #20 - bitchplzzz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Oh yay, YOU. Listen here, you little ****, I dont give a **** about what you, or what any one else on funnyjunk thinks. So stop acting like thumbs, or your opinions are so ******* special. Go eat a dick, and yeah, thumb me down some more, go ahead and use some retarded macro reply for some precious thumbs, because at the end of the day, I still posted a comment you didn't like and got so mad about, so who came out better? Fag.
#39 to #22 - minishadow
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(11/18/2012) [-]
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#23 to #22 - Faz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
You're #13 on comments.....and you say WE are the ones who care about thumbs up?
#24 to #23 - bitchplzzz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I didn't whore those.
#25 to #24 - Faz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/what+a+twist/upwiGhc/5#5

Posting a picture which has been posted on every single content of that person totally isn't whoring thumbs is it?
#26 to #25 - bitchplzzz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I didn't know it was overly used. Unlike you, neckbeard I wasn't on all weekend. So yeah, if its so special to you, I'll delete it.
#30 to #26 - Faz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
All weekend? It's been happening all month. And i can assure you, Im definitely more attractive than you :) Just because I spend time on FJ doesn't mean im some grotesque human, anyway you've got 9000 comments in 5 month, i've only got 3000 in 2 years, you must spend all your free time here you ******* idiot.
#32 to #30 - anon
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(11/18/2012) [-]
yes yes good anonymous did goood ahahha FIGHT MY MINIONS A BOW BEFORE ME
#34 to #30 - bitchplzzz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Ppffft, yeah, because Im at work. You cant tell who I am through my comments, I'm living life very good at this moment in time, and you're all acting like these thumbs actually ******* matter, and will change the way I act, like some reward and punishment system? hahahah **** no.
#36 to #34 - anon
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(11/18/2012) [-]
It's funny because you're a neckbeard sack of ****.

Please, don't go off on how your life is so much better than mine now. You don't have to lie to make yourself feel better.
#38 to #36 - bitchplzzz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Reply to me again and I'll post the damn navy seals copy pasta, Im warning you.
#42 to #38 - adxminisgay **User deleted account**
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#44 to #42 - bitchplzzz
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(11/18/2012) [-]
You asked for it

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#64 to #44 - pussymonger
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(11/18/2012) [-]
this has been enjoyable, watching your jimmies slowly rustle.
#60 to #44 - kneehumper
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(11/18/2012) [-]
This conversation was pretty entertaining to read, you stink of desperation man
#45 to #44 - adxminisgay **User deleted account**
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#97 to #44 - fusrohnope
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Sire, I think it is time to get off the Internet.
#115 to #22 - lordmoldywart
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(11/18/2012) [-]
#55 to #22 - anon
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(11/18/2012) [-]
>says he doesn't give a ****
>replies with extreme butt-hurt

You have gone into maximum over-faggot, I can see why anon #1 dislikes you.
#27 - thetattooedone
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I thought it was hard to piss with a boner? I am told it isn't easy and that you can't "accidentally" do it.
#81 to #27 - sommerli
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(11/18/2012) [-]
it hurts
#117 to #81 - thetattooedone
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(11/19/2012) [-]
Really?
#121 to #117 - sommerli
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(11/19/2012) [-]
yeah, feels like something is stinging your dick
#122 to #121 - thetattooedone
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(11/19/2012) [-]
Sounds.... fantastic. lol.
#29 to #27 - whycanticaps
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(11/18/2012) [-]
no, you can piss with a boner, aiming is the interesting part
#98 to #29 - errdayimfjing
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(11/18/2012) [-]
that's true but if he was intrigued at all by the sex he couldn't have pissed in her at all
#31 to #29 - thetattooedone
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I know you CAN, I was old it takes more... pressure....? to do so.
#50 to #31 - whycanticaps
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(11/18/2012) [-]
it takes a tiny bit more effort, but it's still possible haha
#118 to #50 - thetattooedone
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(11/19/2012) [-]
So it can't really happen "on accident" is what I am getting at. Basically, this story is faek.
#75 - brokded
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(11/18/2012) [-]
At least it wasnt a blow job. just sayin.
#76 to #75 - Thenewguygunther
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(11/18/2012) [-]
that's how i met my wife
#77 to #76 - brokded
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(11/18/2012) [-]
oh my.
#111 to #77 - gjsmothefirst
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#4 - yourmomsvaghair
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#57 - goll ONLINE
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#14 - semierectnipple
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#49 to #14 - ThatFatMummy
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#59 to #49 - goll ONLINE
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(11/18/2012) [-]
dalek thread
dalek thread
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#46 - darkjustifier
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(11/18/2012) [-]
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#101 to #46 - jaggedherp
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(11/18/2012) [-]
You are the reason people hate bronies.
#62 to #46 - deviousdanish
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#47 to #46 - ThatFatMummy
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#87 - simonderptveit
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(11/18/2012) [-]
You can't pee while having an erection. so the guy was falcid inside the girl
#110 to #87 - lemanrouste
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Lol, you can, it just runs a ridiculously large chance of ending with pee everywhere EXCEPT the toilet.
#89 to #87 - User
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(11/18/2012) [-]
You can pee with an erection.
#90 to #89 - simonderptveit
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Ah, sorry. google'd it. I just remember some sex ed we had at school and they said that you can't
#94 to #90 - Duststorm
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(11/18/2012) [-]
You're obviously not a guy, because you've clearly never had morning wood.
#120 to #94 - simonderptveit
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(11/19/2012) [-]
i meant without having to push the pene down
#113 to #94 - roninpenguin
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I've always had to wait until the wood goes away to pee, it is way to hard to try and pee while I'm still hard.
#106 to #90 - imabser
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(11/18/2012) [-]
If I couldn't pee with an erection my bladder would of exploded by now.
#92 to #90 - User
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(11/18/2012) [-]
If you are a guy you should know you can, and I assume you are.
#96 - HEADSHOTyou
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