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User avatar #19 - ofwgbagelbites (11/18/2012) [-]
Okay everyone. I'm going to bring you guys in this cause you're the only family I have, Funnyjunk. So all these ******* posts ironically have me craving them (ironic only in the regard that the posts are all about the death of them) so it has come to my best interests to pursue a little yellow log of heaven and creme for one last time. I will attempt to make this a very memorable moment just in case thist is the very last time that I taste one of the delicious little ******* . I may be gone for 10 minutes if the corner store has some, or I may be gone for 2 days if I must travel the world to find one and injest it, but I will post pictures with the little fella and give him the proper burial he deserves... in my fat ass stomach... one. last. time. Please, take my hand and follow me into the depths of a great journey FJ.
#79 to #19 - ofwgbagelbites (11/18/2012) [-]
Okay I'll admit, I feel stupid. I spent hours searching my area to avail. Then, just a moment ago, I have the craving for a drink. I walk out to the vending machines, and there are three packages of ******** left in the vending machine right outside of my door hall. Oh god the sweet victory.
#80 to #79 - ofwgbagelbites (11/18/2012) [-]
Sorry for quality. Only have ****** webcam.
#86 to #80 - ofwgbagelbites (11/18/2012) [-]
They're beautiful...
#37 to #19 - anonymous (11/18/2012) [-]
It first I was tl;dr
Then I was "I believe in you..."
User avatar #50 to #37 - ofwgbagelbites (11/18/2012) [-]
I'm ashamed I waited so long. I searched every store within a five mile radius of my college... not a single ******* or Ho-Ho in sight. They only had a few of the 6 packs of donuts on their Hostess' rack. I searched behind other boxes and only once did I find a box of hidden Hostess goodies, but alas they were Coffee Cakes. I decided to leave leave to the man who hid them, for he deserves to satisfy his palate for Hostess Coffee Cakes if he desires them. For me, I continued the search until I saw stores closing, one after another. I shall continue my pursuit and even if it takes days, I will find a ******* and post pictures with the cute little bastard. Now I know exactly how Tallahassee feels. I feel... empty inside...
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