Fucking nasa. Not mine thought it was worth a chuckle. oget ts townee... this piece of , isn' t gonna fix itself! sharks are smarter than NASA
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#11 - roshe (11/17/2012) [-]
#8 - galkawhm ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Nobody calibrated?!
Nobody calibrated?!
#23 - traveltech (11/18/2012) [-]
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#16 - marlkarxthethird (11/18/2012) [-]
Title was misleading.
Title was misleading.
#27 - mydogisbuff (11/18/2012) [-]
GODDAMN IT NAPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #13 to #10 - cactaur ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
you're not alone
User avatar #21 to #10 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
There is no joke. its a shark in space.... not much room for a joke there
User avatar #50 to #21 - andnowducks (11/18/2012) [-]
Wouldn't it die?
User avatar #52 to #50 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
the only way a shark can die is if it stops swimming so i guess not
User avatar #53 to #52 - andnowducks (11/18/2012) [-]
But does it need water to live?
User avatar #54 to #53 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
it just wants you to think that
User avatar #17 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
A shark shaped spaceship, with turning mechanisms like the tail would be interesting, and aerodynamic..
#24 to #17 - bibbity (11/18/2012) [-]
You don't understand how space works, do you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
Sorry, I forgot how everyone here are working at NASA.

you need gas-propellers on it but the fins and tail can be useful you have gas-propellers on main body for acceleration and on tail and fins for movement. the sharks "pointy" shape allows it to move at a stable speed for when it comes into the atmosphere, for then slowly decrease speed for lower friction.

but i guess for stating this= Im a retard and the faith in humanity is lost forever and how i should " kill myself". according to the standard FJ logic, where everyone except that one person that someone disagree with, are psychologists, rocket-scientists, and have knowledge about everything.
User avatar #26 to #25 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
also, several airplanes are based on the sharks shape, due to the aerodynamics. but I suppose when i wake up a rd sea have appeared and a bunch of people whine about me stating this.
User avatar #28 to #26 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
UFO's are shaped like plates. guess who has the one up there. yea id rather have my flying object shaped like something i eat rather than something that eats me[white][white]
User avatar #30 to #28 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
apparently, several UFO sightings report there are other shapes too.

Including slightly pyramid shaped.
Also, sharks don't hunt humans, and second.. you eat plates? your stomach must have a very strong acid.
User avatar #31 to #30 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
i never said they hunt humans but they sure as hell eat them. ask that bitch with one arm second i live in the chocolate factory so ***** pretty edible there. plus flying a big ass pyramid or a wing or a floating circle or anything that awesome. still sounds pretty much cooler than flying a shark thats just my opinion though
User avatar #32 to #31 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
not a flying shark, just copying its aerodynamics and movement, and add jet-engines.
it's shape will enable agile movement and will allow you to make quick turn in high speed. the fins will enable vertical stability when entering the atmosphere.
#33 to #32 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
i see your point. but in a flying pyramid you can summon many jackal and scarabs to devour anti matter float around as remnants of stars that were crushed by the gravity of the higgs boson particle
i see your point. but in a flying pyramid you can summon many jackal and scarabs to devour anti matter float around as remnants of stars that were crushed by the gravity of the higgs boson particle
User avatar #34 to #33 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
and the shark would just eat it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
have you seen the mummy? jaws doesnt got **** on it
User avatar #36 to #35 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
Well duh, who haven't seen it, I've seen both.
User avatar #37 to #36 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
than you must understand that jackals dont give a **** and scarabs eat **** . sharks are **** . math my friend.... math
User avatar #38 to #37 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
Unless you have the Magic, golden tablet, and you just flip a piece and they all freeze.

Haven't you seen Night at the museum?
User avatar #39 to #38 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
you got me there. but if you use that same logic jaws would freeze as well because if im not mistaken the second one actually has a shark. or at least in the first one they have an aquarium and since sharks are a big source of income for an aquarium of course they have one.
User avatar #40 to #39 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
well we could make a compromise by making a stargate out of the Large Hadron Collider.
User avatar #41 to #40 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
as long as a lemon is involved
User avatar #51 to #41 - reican (11/18/2012) [-]
COMBUSTIBLE lemon :)
User avatar #29 to #28 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
i dont know why that "white white" was there
User avatar #14 - stafeezy (11/18/2012) [-]
houston did it. they always have problems..
#1 - crunched (11/17/2012) [-]
That calibration must of been sharking   
   
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That calibration must of been sharking

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User avatar #5 - bananarchy (11/17/2012) [-]
Excuse me for being retarded, but would you actually be cold in space?
The heat from your body wouldn't leave your body in a vacuum for quite a bit, so could you stay warm?
User avatar #6 to #5 - zezenzerg ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
without a suit you'd basically go POP because of the lack of pressure
User avatar #7 to #6 - rbrim (11/17/2012) [-]
You wouldn't pop, but your body would swell to twice it's normal size.
The half of your body facing away from the sun would be frozen while the side facing the sun would be scorched.
User avatar #12 to #5 - nigman (11/18/2012) [-]
All the water/moisure in your mouth, eyes, lungs, will instantly boil off. That will cause a sudden drop in temperature from the evaporation.
#43 - anon (11/18/2012) [-]
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO STOP THE ******* TURKEY ISLAND AD. ITS MAKING STUPID *********** NOISES.
User avatar #44 to #43 - terrortaco (11/18/2012) [-]
use more caps that always helps. just messin with ya. but really jsut get google chrome and addblock plus
#22 - themastertroller (11/18/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #1442474 at Item Discussion ** do you even wat
#3 - telamatoes (11/17/2012) [-]
wut?
#2 - hugfactory (11/17/2012) [-]
I cant stop laughing
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