Dafuq. What. the. actual. .. October 5 near Houston he Iwant to sleep with you. No, I don' t mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under the blankets. In your
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Dafuq

What. the. actual. **** .

October 5 near Houston he
Iwant to sleep with you. No, I don' t mean have sex. I mean sleep.
Together. Under the blankets. In your bed. While you' re laying on
my arm with my other hand on your tummy. With the window
cracked, so it' s chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just
the muffled cries that you let slowly seep away from your blood
gurgling mouth as I sit your throat and sacrifice your worthless We
to the dark Overlord.
Dafuq did I just read?
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Submitted: 11/17/2012
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User avatar #1 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (11/17/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Thanks for the arrow. I was confused as to what I should be reading.
#27 - gantzel (11/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
WOW GUYISE LOOK AT THIS NEW ME-ME!
LETS CALL HIM ''SILLY EYES GUY''!!!
User avatar #170 - coolcman (11/17/2012) [-]
thank god for that arrow. with out it i would have no idea what to read
#16 - ballzach (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#15 - joshofsouls (11/17/2012) [-]
At first I was severely confused because that sounded pretty awesome.   
But then I read the rest and I had the undying urge to slaughter my entire family.
At first I was severely confused because that sounded pretty awesome.
But then I read the rest and I had the undying urge to slaughter my entire family.
#183 - unbentgodfather (11/17/2012) [-]
**unbentgodfather rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at ALL THE WAY DOWN! ** wut...
#11 - tentaclerapee (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW
#179 - ComradeBritish (11/17/2012) [+] (15 replies)
#185 - teenytinyspider (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
+17
#158 - wickedtruth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#22 - mindfuckingtastic (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
wat
#73 - archdarck ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Found his profile pic
#212 - minatsuki ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
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