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Clients from Hell 16

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Clients From him
Not Ott
Designing a wallpaper for a client' s computer:
CLIENT: I think the design is great. when could we install one
on my computer?
ME: Yes, we' ll reduce size some more and tomorrow I can get
you the actual me. Do you know your screen resolution?
CLIENT: I use it for Blueray, if that helps. I can rightt the book if
necessary.
CLIENT: We' re really happy with Both logos.
ME: That' s great. Which one are you going to go with?
CLIENT: Both'.
ME: You can' t have two logos for the same company. That' s
confusing.
CLIENT: our committee is split, so we' decided that we' d
lust use them Both.
ME: Have you ever seen a company with two logos?
CLIENT: We' ll be the First. It' s good to be different.
Client: “We need our ad to look exactly like the ads from
Seattle (a different store' s ad By a different company).''
Me: “Well, I can’ t Just steal their ad.”
Client: "[Cutting me off] No. Yes we can, I have permission
from on high to use their ad. It' s OK.”
Me: "OK, permission from whom?”
Client: "My Boss said that it' s on"
Me: "But your Boss doesn’ t hold the copyright on that ad...”
Client: “He doesn’ t need to, he said it' s on"
For some reason I am not able to attach the 3' ' signs to
the email, to send it off to be printed. Is there any way that
you can change it to be 'KB', instead of 'MBT The 'KB' ones
always seem to work Better for me."
CLIENT: “She needs the Multiposting package for cable and
the Multiposting intenet.”
ME: "...The Multiposting '
ME: “The intenet... the intenet we have is in every
language."
CLIENT: "But which one is cheaper?''
CLIENT: So, what color is the fastest?
ME: Excuse me?
CLIENT: We want our site to be really fast, so what color
takes the shortest time to download?
A client has various Business areas which are By
acronyms, including LAP, EQP and FAP. They wanted some
new online adverts made up. I asked what ideas they' d had
for the text. This is what they came back with
FAP online (everyone is doing it)
FAP in schools
CLIENT: (holding an old Brochure) If you have this on your
computer, we can Just update the information.
ME: Great, that' s easy.
CLIENT: But can you change the font?
ME: Sure.
CLIENT: This picture doesn' t really work. And the
background Is a little too.... frilly. And the title should -
ME: Why don' t you tell me what to keep First.
CLIENT: I like the trifold.
Me: For your website, did you have any colors in
mind or are you open to anything?
Client: Well, Red is our brand color, But Red is more
expensive, Isn' t it?
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#14 - supermangoman ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm so rich
#38 to #14 - Powerfox (11/17/2012) [-]
You should use this instead, it doesn't take as long to download
#7 - jengi (11/17/2012) [-]
"I think the design is great. When could we install one on my computer?"
"Yes."
#29 - eccleston (11/17/2012) [-]
MFW I realize I'll have to deal with this kind of people when I finish my studies
MFW I realize I'll have to deal with this kind of people when I finish my studies
#36 to #29 - upyoursnumbnuts (11/17/2012) [-]
Welcome to the best job you'll ever hate to love.
#42 to #29 - wagastragas ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
out of curiosity what it will be there seem to be more than a kind in these "clients from hell" posts
User avatar #26 - fuzzyballs (11/17/2012) [-]
red unz go fasta
User avatar #30 to #26 - redwolfradolf (11/17/2012) [-]
I ******* hate orks.
User avatar #31 to #30 - fuzzyballs (11/17/2012) [-]
I don't give a damn
#25 - smittywrbmnjnsn (11/17/2012) [-]
Just a quick question.
Not trying to be offensive.
If you're designing logos for people's companies, why can't you make a good looking minecraft head and creeper?
User avatar #28 to #25 - drfreeman (11/17/2012) [-]
"Not OC" hahaha I'm not an artist in the slightest
User avatar #9 - lolollo (11/17/2012) [-]
Honestly, it seems a lot of these are becoming more about making fun of people for not knowing certain information about computers, and not about obnoxious customers.

"I don't know what the difference between MB and KB is."
"OMG YOUR STUPIDITY IS LIKE ACID TO MY GENIUS SKIN!"
User avatar #16 to #9 - TARDIS (11/17/2012) [-]
The problem is that these people, who don't know anything about computers, try to tell those of us that do how to do our jobs, which they do. Then when we try to explan to them that computers don't work that way they get frustrated with us. So then we have to find a way to mimic what they want, and then have them get mad at us when it takes too long.
User avatar #6 - kuraithevision (11/17/2012) [-]
Lost it at the Fap slogans. At least its encouraging.
#15 - TARDIS (11/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 - diablojoe (11/17/2012) [-]
That first one doesn't seem that bad to me, seems like an easy enough mistake to make if you're not used to working with computers
User avatar #13 - randomnab (11/17/2012) [-]
People actually pay for custom designed wallpapers?
#18 - thechosentroll (11/17/2012) [-]
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All hail red - the king of colors.
User avatar #35 to #18 - TheNewRavager (11/17/2012) [-]
The King of reds is Crimson.
#19 to #18 - satrenkotheone (11/17/2012) [-]
Posting a communist picture while believing that there should be a king of anything.
#20 to #19 - thechosentroll (11/17/2012) [-]
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Oh, the bittersweet taste of irony.
User avatar #21 to #20 - satrenkotheone (11/17/2012) [-]
Sorry mate, I just felt like doing that.
#40 - bigredtomato (11/17/2012) [-]
FAP for life.
User avatar #34 - pepemex (11/17/2012) [-]
I'd be faster with no color right, because color takes more time to download. Like how TV was black and white first you know.
User avatar #3 - gorginhanson (11/17/2012) [-]
This one is down-right tame compared to the other "Client from Hell"s
User avatar #4 to #3 - drfreeman (11/17/2012) [-]
Slow day in hell I guess.. I've been saving some real mind-numbing ones.. I'll post em in the next one.
User avatar #24 to #4 - jaevel (11/17/2012) [-]
Let me know if you do!
User avatar #8 - kirkbot (11/17/2012) [-]
>not OC
>puts his watermark on it anyway
OP is a ******* asshole
User avatar #10 to #8 - goodguygary (11/17/2012) [-]
it's like an anime compilation, none of that is ever OC.
User avatar #11 to #10 - kirkbot (11/17/2012) [-]
I hate those too
User avatar #12 to #11 - goodguygary (11/17/2012) [-]
same, but no matter what you do they always make frontpage. it's sickening
#23 to #12 - tozence (11/17/2012) [-]
I don't know most of the animes in those anime mot posters but I think it's nice that FJ has them. it's almost a sort of a tradition this site has. But those are my two cents.
#41 - TRINDADE (11/17/2012) [-]
Of course black sites are faster
#39 - KungFuZerO (11/17/2012) [-]
This client thinks Blu-ray is a resolution
He must be from hell
User avatar #37 - awesomenessdefined (11/17/2012) [-]
That second one will revolutionize the industry. FOREVER.
User avatar #32 - furrytwo (11/17/2012) [-]
you cant make this **** up
#22 - iradisawesome (11/17/2012) [-]
link not working? D:
User avatar #27 to #22 - drfreeman (11/17/2012) [-]
clientsfromhell.net

I really need to start checking that before i post it
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