Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes. Some fresh OC for you.. mrbigman. sith yoda everyone is The Game


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User avatar #4 - kolimm **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
sith yoda everyone is ******
User avatar #5 to #4 - misterbatman [OP](11/16/2012) [-]
* ****** everyone is
#106 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
"Only sith deal in absolutes" is an absolute statement
#96 - coolchalkyxxx (11/17/2012) [-]
We're so ******* ****** ..............
#61 - bazda (11/17/2012) [-]
The Star Wars contradiction that bugs me the most is when Obi Wan says that the blast points on the Jawa Sandcrawler were "Too accurate for sand people."

Too accurate?! Did he miss the part where Sand people where shooting podracers out of the air at around 950mph?!
Yeah, that's ok, but they're not accurate enough to hit a target the size of a ******* barn rolling through the desert at about 12mph.
#64 to #61 - draycora (11/17/2012) [-]
The shooting the podracers was in The Phantom Menace. Which was part of the Saga that was a big fat contradiction pie.
#69 to #64 - bazda (11/17/2012) [-]
Phantom Menace - Jar Jar Binks = Fantastic Star Wars movie.
User avatar #89 to #69 - PlagueDoctor (11/17/2012) [-]
#87 to #61 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
He did miss it, he was on the ship.
#70 to #61 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
'only imperial Stormtroopers are this precise'

The rest of the movie and the other two prove that that stormtroopers can't really hit anything that moves and stand still.

Gee the prequels sure are full of contradictions
User avatar #107 to #70 - drewsky (11/17/2012) [-]
There's a huge difference between precision and accuracy.
User avatar #114 to #107 - fistpump (11/17/2012) [-]
It depends on the context. When taking measurements, for example, precision is the extent that you can go with your measurements, and accuracy is how reliable your measurements are.
When it comes to shooting, the two are one in the same.
User avatar #149 to #114 - drewsky (11/17/2012) [-]
No they aren't lol to be precise whilst aiming, it means one can hit near the same spot repeatedly, accuracy determines whether or not one can shoot at the intended target.
#54 - kramon (11/17/2012) [-]
It was supposed to be "only a Sith deals IN SUCH absolutes"    
but then again, only a Jedi parties that hard
It was supposed to be "only a Sith deals IN SUCH absolutes"
but then again, only a Jedi parties that hard
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User avatar #125 to #102 - nastoy ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
#66 - RequieminMortis (11/17/2012) [-]
It's cool guys, I got this.
It's cool guys, I got this.
User avatar #60 - executorchunk (11/17/2012) [-]
soooo.... whos excited for STARS WARS EPISODE SEVEN BITCHES??!?!

butthurt fans that only like the original are not welcome to this converstation
#62 to #60 - bazda (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm one of the people who think the only REAL Star Wars movies were the original three, but I still enjoyed the prequels, but the second one was pretty rough.
Ep 7 could be cool, it depends on what direction they take it. I'm sure Disney will do well with it, but I'm skeptical about trying to recast the original heroes, that could ruin the whole thing for me personally.
#63 to #62 - executorchunk (11/17/2012) [-]
**executorchunk rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Snorlax use mosh! ** Nice response! Even though you are an original triology fan at least you don't bash anything new Star Wars related. I actually love all the Star Wars, I just hate when fans of the original trilogy have to slam anything new Star Wars. I grew up on the originals but I loved the prequels, I thought they made them as great as they could make them. There are some inconsistencies but otherwise they were epic sci fi movies.

I can't wait for episode 7, I was just wondering what the FJers thought of a episode 7. I think it would be cool to see a grand master luke with a new undertaking of jedi.
#68 to #63 - bazda (11/17/2012) [-]
In terms of bonafide Star Wars epicness the originals will always hold that spot in my heart, but the prequels weren't the blasphemy that a lot of people seem to think they are (except Jar Jar of course).
Like I said, the new one depends on which way they go with it. There are sooooo many stories they could go after. It would be sweet to see the Dark Empire trilogy in movies. I think that's what it was called, the one where Luke goes to the dark side, and then comes back. That would be a sweet trilogy of movies.
#72 to #60 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Well, here is my thoughts.   
Kingdom hearts = disney = star wars = star wars world   
My reaction when i thought of this:
Well, here is my thoughts.
Kingdom hearts = disney = star wars = star wars world
My reaction when i thought of this:
#124 to #72 - azraelthemage (11/17/2012) [-]
What if this is a big, elaborate scheme by Square Enix to add Star Wars and Marvel characters in the next Kingdom Hearts.
User avatar #109 to #72 - theo is awsome (11/17/2012) [-]
that would be cool but i don't think that square enix would do that
User avatar #73 to #72 - benjamino (11/17/2012) [-]
Throw in a marvel world too. Come buckets.
User avatar #83 to #73 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, but what would they have for a blade? IMAGINE A STAR WARS BLADE!
User avatar #85 to #83 - benjamino (11/17/2012) [-]

Lightsaber keyblade.

I didn't even think...
#145 to #85 - garaichu (11/17/2012) [-]
It's not QUITE there, but...
User avatar #134 to #55 - admiralen (11/17/2012) [-]
*not lord, he was but the apprentice, theres always two
#126 - Kekuchi (11/17/2012) [-]
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#32 - Greatangelsfury (11/17/2012) [-]
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#80 - enorus (11/17/2012) [-]
Epic wallpaper
#123 to #80 - azraelthemage (11/17/2012) [-]
MEh. I like mine better.
I've got several SW wallpapers BTW.
#129 to #123 - darthdemise (11/17/2012) [-]

#137 to #136 - azraelthemage (11/17/2012) [-]
That's all I have. I have a **** huge wallpaper folder that my desktop cycles through. I like some variety.
User avatar #139 to #137 - darthdemise (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #140 to #139 - azraelthemage (11/17/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
#138 to #136 - darthdemise (11/17/2012) [-]
Thank ya thank ya thank ya!
Thank ya thank ya thank ya!
User avatar #118 - poutinesalad (11/17/2012) [-]
It's an absolute, but there is no grey area between the two. You can try something, but in the end it winds up being do or do not.
#92 - jeyfman (11/17/2012) [-]
i want a starkiller reference in the 7 movie
or at least in a kingdom hearts game
User avatar #93 to #92 - lavitts (11/17/2012) [-]
He'll just end up being "That Boss".
#97 to #92 - mrisump (11/17/2012) [-]
Haha, Kingdom Hearts. Clever. Here, have a thumb.
User avatar #94 to #92 - deltadeltadelta (11/17/2012) [-]
It's the 7th movie in the franchise, but it doesn't mean it'll be a sequel to episode 6.

The movie may take place during the Jedi purge or maybe it'll take place during the Old Republic.

Maybe it will be a sequel, but take place 1,000 years later. No one but Disney knows.
User avatar #101 to #94 - oneeyedfreak (11/17/2012) [-]
The Old Republic would be AMAZING, but... I think it has been stated that they will be making a sequel-sequel. And will include some Luke, some Leia and some Han.
User avatar #95 to #94 - ludislavonac (11/17/2012) [-]
My god, the old republic, yes please! I want to know how the story of Revan ended
User avatar #100 to #95 - formidableguy (11/17/2012) [-]
play swtor, its free now and you find out what happened to him. Or buy one of the books that deals with what happened after Revan left. If you want I can summarise it for you but I dont want to spoil it if you want to find out urself
User avatar #147 to #100 - ludislavonac (11/17/2012) [-]
what swtor is free now??? damn
User avatar #148 to #147 - deltadeltadelta (11/17/2012) [-]
It isn't really "free". It's more of a trial. The free version just allows you to do the storyline stuff.
#130 to #92 - Kekuchi (11/17/2012) [-]
Is that why they delayed KH3?! It was all planned!
#34 - fearlessdeeds (11/17/2012) [-]
Well, 900 years of being lawful good has to be boring.

I'd go sith just for the hell of it sometime during those years.
User avatar #35 to #34 - hootini (11/17/2012) [-]
Luke pretty much did that after the movies.
User avatar #36 to #35 - fearlessdeeds (11/17/2012) [-]
Aye, it's been so long since I've read the books and whatnot. I used to be a huge fan of the books.

I remember going to the library to see if they had any new books on tape for me to listen to, new books, etc.

My favorite by far was Han's backstory.

Oh god... what did I do to deserve this nostalgia attack?
User avatar #39 to #36 - hootini (11/17/2012) [-]
Honestly I haven't had the time to read any of the books but I have looked through a lot of it on wikis. I just hope when the new trilogy comes out that it will be something new, like in a different era maybe about Hans or Lukes kids, I don't know. I mean if it is about Luke rebuilding the jedi or falling to the dark side then I really won't mind I guess.
#29 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (11/17/2012) [-]
stop stealing my contacts yoda
#2 - shadowpope (11/16/2012) [-]
Isn't "only" an absolute term?
User avatar #3 to #2 - misterbatman [OP](11/16/2012) [-]
Good point. Lol.
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#40 - konamicode (11/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - ghostisaho (11/16/2012) [-]
episode seven in a nutshell
User avatar #38 - zanekin (11/17/2012) [-]
"ONLY the sith deal in absolutes" Bro you a sith?
User avatar #41 to #38 - illegalartist (11/17/2012) [-]
I always found that the funniest part of the filthy jedi hypocrisy. Long live the sith.
User avatar #42 to #41 - zanekin (11/17/2012) [-]
It's like some catholics i know,
"Only god can judge me, but you're a terrible person for not believing in the same god"
inb4 butt hurt, anyone offended notice i said SOME
User avatar #43 to #42 - illegalartist (11/17/2012) [-]
sad we have to emphasize "some" due to all the butthurt 12 year olds that frequent this site
#45 to #41 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm so cool I like the sith. Because power for the sake of power is all that matters. Destroy things you love to attain "power" so cool. Sith so cool.
User avatar #46 to #45 - illegalartist (11/17/2012) [-]
Way to misunderstand every fundamental aspect of the sith. Let me guess, your daddy bought you a toy lightsaber so now youre a jedi?
User avatar #48 to #46 - badassmcfister (11/17/2012) [-]
And for the record I have never owned a lightsaber. I wonder if my father is even aware of the existence of star wars. My comment was hyperbolic btw. I understand the sith quite well just so we're clear, and that comment I made was hyperbolic.
User avatar #71 to #48 - illegalartist (11/17/2012) [-]
Fine then, but if you havent read the dark bane series then it won't be worth it since that series forms the foundation of sith philosophy (and im not just referring to the rule of two)
User avatar #75 to #71 - badassmcfister (11/17/2012) [-]
You are way too secure in your position. A sign you will not be open to my points. I know that those books contain more than the rule of two. I was talking out of my ass when I said I understand sith philosophy. I just think their path creates chains, and doesn't not break them. See what I did there ;)
User avatar #76 to #75 - badassmcfister (11/17/2012) [-]
I was not talking out of my ass* lol silly me leaving out words :p
User avatar #81 to #76 - illegalartist (11/17/2012) [-]
Hahaha oh gosh ive heard that argument repeated sooooo many times in star wars forums. And yes, i got your witty reference. But by all means, send me a pm.
#47 to #46 - badassmcfister (11/17/2012) [-]
You actually drove me to log in. I request a formal discussion on one of our profiles. Or IM or inbox I don't really care. I'm interested in having this discussion though. Here's a picture to demonstrate good will :)
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