FINAAAALY!!. .. Guitar doesn't work like that. If it does then I have seven years of unclaimed pussy.
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#70 - axb (11/17/2012) [-]
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#83 to #70 - radamski (11/17/2012) [-]
Chuck Schuldiner. **** yeah
#11 - sittingwhale (11/17/2012) [-]
<mfw 559 is my area code
<mfw 559 is my area code
User avatar #13 to #11 - memvar (11/17/2012) [-]
indeed my friend!
User avatar #56 to #11 - allahakbar (11/17/2012) [-]
Same here. Even creepier when you know a guy named Patrick who plays the guitar. My mind was blown.
#2 - blacktothefuture (11/16/2012) [-]
Guitar doesn't work like that. If it does then I have seven years of unclaimed pussy.
Guitar doesn't work like that. If it does then I have seven years of unclaimed pussy.
User avatar #44 to #2 - jinjo (11/17/2012) [-]
It can, if you try to play for tht reason, but when a girl seems to come on to me when I play in front of people, I feel like a massive douche even if I don't do anything.
User avatar #80 to #2 - analleakage (11/17/2012) [-]
What are you talking about, Amir?
Forgot the video you made?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQBc
#16 to #2 - lolothundah (11/17/2012) [-]
What you said is true actually. I find this post really ironic. I play the guitar and it doesn't actually get you girls, they get you girls that only like you for playing the guitar. When you stop playing they stop liking you. Although you get to share your talent and **** , if you really want to find a girl that's worth it, there's more to romance than just learning how to pull off some chords.

TL;DR - It's not the guitar, it's you.
User avatar #6 to #2 - siridontcare (11/16/2012) [-]
Do you play in public? trying playing outside of a shop. also get a bit fit. My guitar attracts a lot of people and I cant even play the ******* thing that well.
#8 to #6 - xnotcreative (11/17/2012) [-]
It's because they're probably your neighbours complaining, asking you to stop raping their ears.
User avatar #9 to #8 - siridontcare (11/17/2012) [-]
I struck a few chords. A couple of men come over and play it while a huge ton more girls come. I stay in the lime light by keeping the conversation stating that it is my guitar and am being nice by sharing it. works like a charm... I am gay so really I do it for the few guys but I looooove the attention.
#10 to #9 - xnotcreative (11/17/2012) [-]
I insulted you for the red thumbs buddy, coughem up.
User avatar #3 to #2 - steelbubble (11/16/2012) [-]
I'd suggest going down to your local government office and ask the lady at the front desk if you have any unclaimed pussy waiting around. Sometimes the pussy just builds up at the office, because no one realizes it's owed to them and the government can't do anything about it. Be a man and go get the pussy you deserve!
#31 - kuracha (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't need none guitar son
#72 - Formus ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
expecto badassum!
#67 - mrkillernine (11/17/2012) [-]
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#54 - kidsquicker (11/17/2012) [-]
His face when he comes home to dozens of nameless voicemails.
His face when he comes home to dozens of nameless voicemails.
User avatar #26 - biggrand (11/17/2012) [-]
I've learned more than open chords and intros, and this no longer works for me. . .
#57 to #26 - Rascal (11/17/2012) [-]
I've played for over six years. I play shows, have recorded a handful of albums, competed for a couple of labels a couple months back. Women don't care about guitars at all. The music industry doesn't care about guitars. Nobody cares about guitars. We went the way of the Ford Pinto, Common Sense, and reading. Rant over
#89 - vycanismajoris (11/17/2012) [-]
My situation.
#94 to #91 - vycanismajoris (11/17/2012) [-]
MFW your username.
MFW your username.
User avatar #32 - CRosBY (11/17/2012) [-]
I always hated e"that kid" who brought a guitar to school and played it at lunch.
User avatar #85 - mrhumperdoodle (11/17/2012) [-]
what really grinds my gears is when some guy thinks he's a legend at guitar when all he plays are 3 chords songs
#86 to #85 - breadbasket (11/17/2012) [-]
I play four chord progression.
But I play Folk-Punk. Nothing too fancy, really. Can I solo? Yes. Can I do pinch harmonics? Yes.
Do I? No.

I don't even know what the point of this comment is. I haven't slept in 63 hours.
I like your username. It makes my brain smile.

Also, what are you feelings on people who play guitar in public for money? (I mean in like.. a public park setting.) Not a kids park... You know. Just those parks with trees and **** ? And maybe a river. Bridges.
Tall, black lamp posts look ******* cool in parks.
User avatar #88 to #86 - mrhumperdoodle (11/17/2012) [-]
I play a lot of punk rock. Super easy chords structures, but if you're playing something like the Ramones then you get tired out super fast because of the eighth note downstrokes. I don't consider myself a god on guitar because I can play their stuff, but friends of mine think I'm a loser because the chord structures are so easy, but they try it out and they can only make it past like, the intro or something like that.
User avatar #92 to #88 - breadbasket (11/17/2012) [-]
When it comes to the strumming patterns of Punk Rock, that's where the difficulty sets in, giving it the required skill level of being "at least" an intermediate guitarist. Like, listen to the song "Linoleum" by NOFX, and tell me that El Hefe's speed picking doesn't take skill. I dare you.
User avatar #46 - mostlyshits (11/17/2012) [-]
i once played guitar for people before class
my teacher said i was really good
classmates really impressed
only get hugs from guys
where the **** is all my pussy
User avatar #17 - Metallicock ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Unless I'm legit performing or something, I never play in public.
It's a dick move
#37 - penistar (11/17/2012) [-]
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#22 - KrissenKagamine (11/17/2012) [-]
that's a picture of Jared Leto
aka
one of the most talented men alive
User avatar #25 to #22 - snakefire (11/17/2012) [-]
his hair is badass
User avatar #45 to #25 - thenameschuck (11/17/2012) [-]
He will be the main character of FF 15
User avatar #41 to #22 - skinless (11/17/2012) [-]
30 seconds to mars?
#65 to #22 - Schwarzenegger (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, who?
#78 to #65 - Rascal (11/17/2012) [-]
Wait, so Hendrix isn't dead? Stop the presses!
#104 to #78 - Schwarzenegger (11/20/2012) [-]
Wait...I just noticed the word alive...


wat.
#81 to #65 - ddaappoo (11/17/2012) [-]
jimi is kill.
#53 - Herpaderpa (11/17/2012) [-]
As a bassist, i feel like the wingman of every guitarist
#4 - lazypaul (11/16/2012) [-]
******* brilliant advertising. this is what most guys wan't from guitar lessons so why bother with all this music ******** ?
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#5 - jalthelas (11/16/2012) [-]
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