FINAAAALY!!. .. Guitar doesn't work like that. If it does then I have seven years of unclaimed pussy. FINAAAALY!! Guitar doesn't work like that If it does then I have seven years of unclaimed pussy
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#2 - blacktothefuture
Reply +174
(11/16/2012) [-]
Guitar doesn't work like that. If it does then I have seven years of unclaimed pussy.
Guitar doesn't work like that. If it does then I have seven years of unclaimed pussy.
#44 to #2 - jinjo
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(11/17/2012) [-]
It can, if you try to play for tht reason, but when a girl seems to come on to me when I play in front of people, I feel like a massive douche even if I don't do anything.
#80 to #2 - analleakage
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(11/17/2012) [-]
What are you talking about, Amir?
Forgot the video you made?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQBc
#16 to #2 - lolothundah
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(11/17/2012) [-]
What you said is true actually. I find this post really ironic. I play the guitar and it doesn't actually get you girls, they get you girls that only like you for playing the guitar. When you stop playing they stop liking you. Although you get to share your talent and ****, if you really want to find a girl that's worth it, there's more to romance than just learning how to pull off some chords.

TL;DR - It's not the guitar, it's you.
#6 to #2 - siridontcare
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Do you play in public? trying playing outside of a shop. also get a bit fit. My guitar attracts a lot of people and I cant even play the ******* thing that well.
#8 to #6 - xnotcreative
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(11/17/2012) [-]
It's because they're probably your neighbours complaining, asking you to stop raping their ears.
#9 to #8 - siridontcare
Reply +1
(11/17/2012) [-]
I struck a few chords. A couple of men come over and play it while a huge ton more girls come. I stay in the lime light by keeping the conversation stating that it is my guitar and am being nice by sharing it. works like a charm... I am gay so really I do it for the few guys but I looooove the attention.
#10 to #9 - xnotcreative
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I insulted you for the red thumbs buddy, coughem up.
#3 to #2 - steelbubble
Reply +212
(11/16/2012) [-]
I'd suggest going down to your local government office and ask the lady at the front desk if you have any unclaimed pussy waiting around. Sometimes the pussy just builds up at the office, because no one realizes it's owed to them and the government can't do anything about it. Be a man and go get the pussy you deserve!
#11 - sittingwhale
Reply +33
(11/17/2012) [-]
<mfw 559 is my area code
<mfw 559 is my area code
#13 to #11 - memvar
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(11/17/2012) [-]
indeed my friend!
#56 to #11 - allahakbar
Reply +7
(11/17/2012) [-]
Same here. Even creepier when you know a guy named Patrick who plays the guitar. My mind was blown.
#70 - axb
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(11/17/2012) [-]
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#83 to #70 - radamski
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Chuck Schuldiner. **** yeah
#31 - kuracha
Reply +28
(11/17/2012) [-]
Don't need none guitar son
#49 to #31 - darkjustifier
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(11/17/2012) [-]
#62 - schlecht
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#63 to #62 - schlecht
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#64 to #63 - Schwarzenegger
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(11/17/2012) [-]
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#67 - mrkillernine
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(11/17/2012) [-]
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#72 - Formus
Reply +16
(11/17/2012) [-]
expecto badassum!
#47 - mostlyshits
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(11/17/2012) [-]
at least 1366 people of funnyjunk agree with this
at least 10 percent must be women
i expect 136 women to be on my doorstep for a good pounding by tomorrow
#48 to #47 - darkjustifier
Reply +12
(11/17/2012) [-]
How many pounds will they get?
How many pounds will they get?
#52 to #48 - mostlyshits
Reply +8
(11/17/2012) [-]
well im not sure about the exchange rate
but it is about 40 dollars in US currency
#54 - kidsquicker
Reply +10
(11/17/2012) [-]
His face when he comes home to dozens of nameless voicemails.
His face when he comes home to dozens of nameless voicemails.
#7 - DmOnZ
Reply -32
(11/17/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but I've spent ten years learning how to play the piano and guitar. If other guys don't like it when I play at parties they can **** right off. I'm sorry that I did something with my life and didn't waste it playing Call of Duty like you did. Calling me a douche bag for having a hobby I'm passionate about... the **** man.
#30 to #7 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Because the guy in the corner with a guitar playing 4 open chords isn't a douche at all.


*roll eyes*
#35 to #7 - decibel **User deleted account**
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#19 to #7 - walruskiwi
Reply +3
(11/17/2012) [-]
he's more talking about people how can play like five chords and know a few stripped down coldplay songs or whatever, not actual musicians with knowledge and talent.
#20 to #7 - captainwow
Reply +6
(11/17/2012) [-]
Hey, I've spent 8 years on the instrument myself. But I never break the guitar out at parties unless asked.

Also, only if the parties I'm at enjoy Dethmetal.