This is a badass. .. one guy on my wrestling team.. named Ryan..almost always wrestled girls.. some of them solid 7s or 8s...never got a boner...the one time...ONE TIME he wrestles


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#62 - dameush (11/17/2012) [-]
one guy on my wrestling team.. named Ryan..almost always wrestled girls.. some of them solid 7s or 8s...never got a boner...the one time...ONE TIME he wrestles a dude he gets one...
User avatar #66 to #62 - thatonesouthernkid (11/17/2012) [-]
i've got some news for you regarding ryan...
#97 to #66 - bigdeadi (11/17/2012) [-]
Still waiting for the news..
User avatar #7 - lillpigen (11/16/2012) [-]
Do not stare at the crotch
#6 - playcolt (11/16/2012) [-]
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I'm too late to say "Inb4 gay wrestling jokes"
#41 - peanutbuttersmack (11/17/2012) [-]
I joined wrestling because I thought it would get me girls. It doesn't get you girls.
User avatar #87 to #41 - DoggyBouncer (11/17/2012) [-]
You don't do it to get girls. You do it to beat the **** out of people and release your anger by slamming someone's face into the mat.
User avatar #114 to #87 - peanutbuttersmack (11/18/2012) [-]
I don't really have much anger.
User avatar #104 to #87 - improbablyyourdad ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
While groping their sack.
User avatar #61 to #41 - curtkobain (11/17/2012) [-]
what a ****** reason.
User avatar #46 to #41 - adunsaveme (11/17/2012) [-]
Why would it get you girls? Even if it did, they wouldn't be respectable ones.
User avatar #47 to #46 - orangepikmin (11/17/2012) [-]
I had to wrestle a girl once.

I was in the 215 lb. weight class.

It was unfortunate.
#59 to #47 - dameush (11/17/2012) [-]
dude.. I know that feel... sucks don't it? (I also bumped up to heavyweight several times)
#74 to #47 - oodlesofoodles (11/17/2012) [-]
I feel incredibly sorry for you... I saw a girl in the 160 weight class one time, that was scary enough
User avatar #48 to #47 - adunsaveme (11/17/2012) [-]
I do not know how much 215lb is.

But if it is a lot, I feel sorry for you.
If it is very little, I feel sorry for you.
User avatar #51 to #48 - thejerseyjenn (11/17/2012) [-]
it's like just over 100 kilo? i think
User avatar #52 to #51 - thejerseyjenn (11/17/2012) [-]
kilograms? kilo? the metric system is confusing
User avatar #53 to #52 - adunsaveme (11/17/2012) [-]
Kilos is the short term for kilograms.
User avatar #54 to #53 - thejerseyjenn (11/17/2012) [-]
i speak polish so i should know that.. but i just wasn't sure.
Thanks for clearing that up!
User avatar #55 to #54 - adunsaveme (11/17/2012) [-]
Its fine, I'm as confused about Imperial as you are about Metric.
User avatar #50 to #48 - orangepikmin (11/17/2012) [-]
The first one.
#39 - sergeantmajorswag (11/17/2012) [-]
Wrestling is one of the hardest sports there is, period. Both in application and in conditioning. It not only takes great amount of skill and physical fitness, but you must be dedicated. The workouts are hard and frequent, and you need to drop/gain weight. Not to mention toughing out any injuries.

TL;DR Wrestling are hard.
#43 to #39 - freeyourmind (11/17/2012) [-]
loloolollololololololololololol i lok at wreslters and im like do u even lift i drink protein through an IV til id die cause thats how i roll i die looken jacked bro

TL;DR fite me IRL fagot
#49 to #43 - orangepikmin (11/17/2012) [-]
It's nice to think that there are still people out there that think that they are still funny for saying the same kind of joke over and over and over again. It definitely makes me feel better about my life.
#56 to #49 - freeyourmind (11/17/2012) [-]
u just jealous aboot how u can stil raise ur elbows above ur shoulders? juss try an come at me imm like a wall says my footballl couch u dont even know who i am u fag, when u got muscles like u don need to move anywhere near 10 MPH bro
User avatar #57 to #56 - orangepikmin (11/17/2012) [-]
You're right; I don't know who you are. How can I judge your strength when I can't even see it first-hand. But what I do know is that you and I are destined to die, just like everyone before us and everyone after us. Really, in the grand scheme of time and space, we matter very little. Both your and my lives are insignificant; they simply do not mean anything.
So why talk?
#58 to #57 - freeyourmind (11/17/2012) [-]
LOLZ right? y talk wen u can lift and let ur muscles do all THe commnuicateing
#68 to #39 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
yes but you look like a faggoty little bitch.

Not a worthy tradeoff, imo.
#60 to #39 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
>Wrestlers are hard

#109 to #60 - sergeantmajorswag (11/17/2012) [-]
no, "wrestling are hard". It was a intentional grammar mistake. Pic is related.
User avatar #5 - charagrin (11/16/2012) [-]
I can't tell which is gayer, real wrestling or WWE style wrestling. Both involve wearing skimpy clothing and rubbing you body up against another man until you are both a sweaty mess. No thanks.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - profarnsworth (11/16/2012) [-]
The Greeks had gay Orgies..................
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User avatar #12 to #10 - profarnsworth (11/16/2012) [-]
We all know they do. But by trying to emulate the Greeks real wrestlers should have gay orgies too then, if they want to be the best they can be.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - profarnsworth (11/16/2012) [-]
Don't you think that the gay orgies would make them more comfortable "grappling" and "taking down" other men? I mean really if you cut the lights off lit some candles and gave them oil a regular wrestling match would look just like gay men trying to have sex (Fighting it out to see who gets to be ontop). Think about it man. Think about it. Also you obviously know nothing about business. The Jews aren't the Greeks of business, Jews are the Greeks of Banking.
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User avatar #24 to #5 - bladeboy ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
>Calling wrestling gay
>meme arrows
User avatar #26 to #24 - charagrin (11/17/2012) [-]
Not a brony. It's an avatar and the only sign online or in real life that I enjoy the show. I als watch Dr.Who but am not a Whovian, Star trek and am not a trekkie, etc.
User avatar #29 to #26 - bladeboy ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
>watchs show about colourfull ponies with magical powers
>calls a sport were you have to rely on your own strength and skill gay
>le meme arrows
User avatar #32 to #29 - charagrin (11/17/2012) [-]
True or not true. Do two men rub up against each other in a ring wearing little clothing?
User avatar #35 to #32 - bladeboy ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
You're not sucking each others dicks and it's not colourfull ponies. Actually watch a match and see they rarely go for the crotch.
User avatar #38 to #35 - charagrin (11/17/2012) [-]
I have seen matches, we were forced to go to pep rallies and ******** at least once a week in high school. I've seen it, it is what it is. Don't agree with me, thats fine. We are all entitled to our own opinion.
#27 to #5 - quesocnkane ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
I wrestled in high school. Make fun of it all you want. I sound like a huge dickhole jock right now, but I have to stand up for my old sport...

Fact is, nobody is going to be better than a wrestler. They are the top of physical condition. The top track runners ive seen at my school, wrestled. The BEST football players wrestle. Knowing how to manipulate bodyweight, human joints, and actually apply raw strength is what wrestling is all about.

INB4 "fag"

Dont care. Gotta stick up for my old sport, nobody else does.
User avatar #30 to #27 - charagrin (11/17/2012) [-]
Doesn't escape what it is at it's core though. I am physically fit, go the gym twice a week, can run ten miles, do push ups and sit ups till the end of days, and have my first Kyu brown belt in Judo. I am not the greatest at everything, but I am reasonably above average. I have also never worn a skin tight cloth and rubbed myself up against another sweaty man in a ring. There is nothing wrong with it, but it is what it is. TLDR;Wrestling isn't the only way to gain valuable skills of use in other facets of life.
#44 to #30 - Sins (11/17/2012) [-]
Judo is based off of ancient wrestling styles...and so Judo has the same core you're currently making fun of. They are very similar styles implemented in both, so I don't really see the point in making fun of it. Singlets are comfy as **** .
User avatar #31 to #30 - quesocnkane ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
I guess I can see how being second best is an attractive thought. I guess not everyone i cut out to go harder than most.
User avatar #36 to #31 - charagrin (11/17/2012) [-]
I am getting red thumbed for my opinion, but I really don't care. I hardly base my self worth on whether random strangers online like me or not. I have a good job, a pretty girlfriend, own my own house, and am reasonably good looking. That's enough for me. There is always someone better after all.
User avatar #33 to #31 - charagrin (11/17/2012) [-]
Hey, if the cost of being what you consider "first place" involves another mans penis in my face, then so be it.
User avatar #64 to #33 - thatonesouthernkid (11/17/2012) [-]
if your face end up on the other guys penis, you're doing it wrong.
User avatar #63 to #33 - curtkobain (11/17/2012) [-]
I don't think you have any idea what wrestling is.
User avatar #16 - ifuckingloveguitar (11/16/2012) [-]
damn look at the size of that penis
#28 - qmanq (11/17/2012) [-]
Wrestling is one of the hardest sports out there. Anyone who calls it gay has obviously never seen what they do in practice or anywhere else. I'd like to see any one of you go six minutes on a mat
#69 - mytrakytra (11/17/2012) [-]
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So many posts about how wrestling is the hardest sport and how wrestlers are in the most physical condition then any other.

I did Karate and obtained my black belt. In all my training we had to do stuff that is called grappling. It is almost like wrestling but is a bit different. Wrestlers usually wrestle other in a weight class. Karate? **** no, you get paired with someone and that's who you grapple with.

I was in the adult class so there were alot heavier men. Most of the time I was put with people 100-150 pounds heavier then me and you were supposed to be able to flip them all around the damn place which we did. In all of that we also trained in fighting and sometimes in the match you would get caught in grappling someone and you would want to get them off and pinned or else you get the **** beat out of you.
#72 to #69 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
ermahgerd you have a black belt, you must be able to kick like all the asses.
User avatar #76 to #69 - CRosBY (11/17/2012) [-]
Wrestling practice is the hard part, hours of training in 100° F rooms.
User avatar #78 to #76 - skatepimp (11/17/2012) [-]

95 after school today, he told us to put our sweaters on and run the mat room 100 laps.

User avatar #98 to #69 - funnyrage (11/17/2012) [-]
well..i'm not saying that wrestling is hard or now. i would not know because i haven't tried it.neither have i tried karate. but i'm doing judo and i'm on my blue belt and this year gon get brown belt :D! if i pass the test . anyway there are alot of sports witch need full physical when you do it so yeah. you cant argue until you try it all...
User avatar #99 to #98 - funnyrage (11/17/2012) [-]
not* not now sorry im a bit tired
User avatar #86 to #69 - DoggyBouncer (11/17/2012) [-]
I highly doubt you run for hours on end with layers upon layers of clothing on. In 100 degree temperature. In a room full of other people clothed three times over. No. Shut the **** up. You know nothing about the sport of wrestling. Just because you wrestle someone the same weight doesn't mean the conditioning and the physical effort is very strenuous. Seriously. Shut the **** up.
#110 to #86 - mytrakytra (11/18/2012) [-]
I actually did a few years of wrestling so you don't need to complain like a bitch. And yes we do tons of running.
User avatar #113 to #110 - DoggyBouncer (11/18/2012) [-]
Sure you did. lol way to thumb everyone down like a pissed off little bitch
#115 to #113 - mytrakytra (11/18/2012) [-]
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Yeah sure. Have fun on welfare.
User avatar #100 to #86 - funnyrage (11/17/2012) [-]
well maybe your trainer is just more extreme than the others because he wants you to win.(again i don't know i haven't tried the sport). every trainer is different.
User avatar #90 to #86 - milanoman (11/17/2012) [-]
They speak of something they do not understand. what weight you wrestle?
User avatar #91 to #90 - DoggyBouncer (11/17/2012) [-]
I wrestled 171 in high school. I weigh about 210 now.
User avatar #92 to #91 - milanoman (11/17/2012) [-]
nice. my first year i wrestled 215, but lost a tremendous amount of weight due to the workouts we did. We practiced like 5-6 hours a day. Then I moved down to 152 and stayed there ever since.
User avatar #93 to #92 - DoggyBouncer (11/17/2012) [-]
Damn that is a lot of weight cutting. I wrestled at one of the top schools in the county and was rated number 5 in California my senior year, at one point.
User avatar #94 to #93 - milanoman (11/17/2012) [-]
woah. Nice, that must be a great accomplishment. I wrestled in Washington state, but every year before state I would get injured and never was eligible to compete. I wish I had another chance. And yea I wore like 3 or 4 sweatshirts every practice to make weight. The worst part was the food. I was never allowed to eat.
#70 to #69 - detectivejewhat (11/17/2012) [-]
Whoa man chill.
User avatar #81 to #69 - feffog (11/17/2012) [-]
do u evn lift?
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User avatar #71 to #69 - hootini (11/17/2012) [-]
Cool yo tits bruce lee
User avatar #95 - bitchplzzz (11/17/2012) [-]
He looks like he has some sort of mental problem...

User avatar #77 - CRosBY (11/17/2012) [-]
Lmao, look at the ref's face.
User avatar #25 - bladeboy ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Hate when I win with a bye, takes the excitement out of a win.
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User avatar #40 - latinotornado (11/17/2012) [-]
Where Im from our own wrestlers make the most gay wrestling jokes ever XD haha we embrace the whole gay thing. Mainly because all of us are considered the "jokesters" of our high school so everyone takes our gay jokes in stride, hell even our coaches think its hilarious when were getting singlets and one of us yells "COACH MINES NOT TIGHT ENOUGH!!" haha no but it really is one of the top 5 toughest sports in the world in my opinion. up there with Rugby, High-Li (if I spelled that right) yea haha its ****** crazy. And before any of you say "rubbing up against other men" its not rubbing up. oh and also some states have co-ed wrestling sooo it can be a female you wrestle but that dosent matter. You treat that person as your opponent. An you will win. A famous quote by one of the greatest wrestlers and athletes of all time, Dan Gable, goes as follows: You shoot, you score. He shoots, you score.
#106 - fecal (11/17/2012) [-]
I have to say, not being american, that school wrestling is just about the gayest thing in the world men could do together except for buttsex
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#105 - Mesmus (11/17/2012) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at IRL thread ** dat sack
#23 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
god damn he's hung.
User avatar #67 - godspeak (11/17/2012) [-]
I think that guy has a boner.
User avatar #101 to #67 - funnyrage (11/17/2012) [-]
or a huge dick... he must be so proud...
User avatar #107 - Poor (11/17/2012) [-]
Women wrestlers. Tight spandex on teenage girls and boys then they struggle in the middle of a circle while people watch. Just seems a bit eerie to me.
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