american tea. Read the comment. i know its obvious, but... FJ users these days... you know.... GWEN TEA nature you sip mate and cha with the locals, make sure y
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american tea

Read the comment. i know its obvious, but... FJ users these days... you know...

GWEN TEA
nature you sip mate and cha with the locals, make sure you
know the Intricate rules of the game. By Nikki
JAPAN
While it is not offensive
to add milk and sugar
to your tea, you should
taste it in its purest
farm before doing so.
MOROCCO
When drinking tea with a
shopkeeper, don’ t talk
business of any
the glasses
are emptied.
sorted by I "
ENGLAND
After stirring. place your
spoon on the saucer
behind the cup, its handle
pointing the same
Express thanks to your
server by tapping
your index and middle
fingers lightly on the
table twice.
use: Throw was in , and claim independence.
ARGENTINA
Don' t use the straw
called a bomomb}
to stir lessees
floating on
top would stay dry.
It is considered polite
to decline on offer of
tea. at first. Accept only
after Eatting your
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#22 - thee (11/16/2012) [-]
#7 - aesis (11/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ireland: Just swallow the teabag and boiling water..

Add whiskey for good measure.
#35 - bohemianbeatle (11/16/2012) [+] (32 replies)
I'm Argentinian and I approve. Don't say thanks unless you don't want to be served again. It's also considered impolite if you ask if there's marijuana in it...

of course there is
#26 - tylersaurusrex (11/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
And in America...
User avatar #5 - mattdoggy ONLINE (11/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
American South: Always make sure your tea is iced and sweet. Adding lemon to someones tea can be considered offensive unless it's offered. Never comment on a tea being overly sweet. I don't care if it can float an egg because of all the sugar, never claim it's too sweet.
#166 - dvluna (11/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I feel like the last one is a trick to make me miss out on a free cup of tea...
I feel like the last one is a trick to make me miss out on a free cup of tea...
#14 - sheperdofthestars (11/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#19 - asasqw (11/16/2012) [-]
Iroh approves
#43 - ninjabadger (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Connor and tea go way back.
#3 - rprol (11/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #31 - MotorstormLegend (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Russia:

...meh, It's just tea. Add some condensed milk to it or something, I'm too drunk to care.
#201 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [+] (106 replies)
And here I am saying "Fuck your bullshit, I don't drink tea, give me Monster Coffee drinks bitch!"
#227 to #201 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #170 - kuraithevision (11/17/2012) [-]
While in Middle East an Indian tea shop keeper offered me a cup of tea in a paper cup. A little sketched out at first, but then I saw the crowd at the shop and decided to give it a try. It was boiled in sugar and milk with ginger, saffron and cinammon and was probably the best tea I've ever had.
#17 - foxxywithpaws (11/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Japan: I agree, you don't know what it'll taste like in advance.
England: If want to keep my spoon in my cup I'll keep my bloody spoon in my cup.
Argentina: I've never even heard of this type of tea, but it makes sense.
Morocco: Seems like common courtesy to me.
China: I'll just say thanks.
India: If someone asks if I want something I'll say yes the first time, why would I decline first and THEN accept it?

Then again I'm Dutch, who are known for being straight-forward.
#200 - dobbelganger (11/17/2012) [-]
fuck that

just open and sip
#4 - moechler (11/16/2012) [-]
Germany: Deny tea at all times. Ask for beer.
#276 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (11/17/2012) [-]
I'll drink tea the way I want to

MERICA
#9 - plibble (11/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
am i the only one that notices the blury spot at the top right..?   
it's driving me insane!
am i the only one that notices the blury spot at the top right..?
it's driving me insane!
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