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american tea. Read the comment. i know its obvious, but... FJ users these days... you know.... GWEN TEA nature you sip mate and cha with the locals, make sure y

Read the comment. i know its obvious, but... FJ users these days... you know...

GWEN TEA
nature you sip mate and cha with the locals, make sure you
know the Intricate rules of the game. By Nikki
JAPAN
While it is not offensive
to add milk and sugar
to your tea, you should
taste it in its purest
farm before doing so.
MOROCCO
When drinking tea with a
shopkeeper, don’ t talk
business of any
the glasses
are emptied.
sorted by I "
ENGLAND
After stirring. place your
spoon on the saucer
behind the cup, its handle
pointing the same
Express thanks to your
server by tapping
your index and middle
fingers lightly on the
table twice.
use: Throw was in , and claim independence.
ARGENTINA
Don' t use the straw
called a bomomb}
to stir lessees
floating on
top would stay dry.
It is considered polite
to decline on offer of
tea. at first. Accept only
after Eatting your
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#22 - thee (11/16/2012) [-]
#7 - aesis (11/16/2012) [-]
Ireland: Just swallow the teabag and boiling water..

Add whiskey for good measure.
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#124 to #7 - mathcow (11/17/2012) [-]
It works for noodles too
It works for noodles too
#15 to #7 - benjah ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
yeah! and forget the teabag and boiling water!
#166 - dvluna (11/17/2012) [-]
I feel like the last one is a trick to make me miss out on a free cup of tea...
I feel like the last one is a trick to make me miss out on a free cup of tea...
#217 to #166 - grimgrey ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at wait for it ** Na believe me it works every time, in India.
#172 to #166 - melonwaffle (11/17/2012) [-]
Pic related to your pic
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#204 to #172 - zombierepellant (11/17/2012) [-]
and this pic is related to your pic
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#35 - bohemianbeatle (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm Argentinian and I approve. Don't say thanks unless you don't want to be served again. It's also considered impolite if you ask if there's marijuana in it...

of course there is
User avatar #187 to #35 - grahamernazi (11/17/2012) [-]
How does proper etiquette equal rudeness? I mean, I understand. Just the other day, I helped this lady cross the street and she thanked me. I followed her home and ran her over the next day she left her house.
#78 to #35 - drshkidz (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh wow, wait, so, do you not... Do you not say thanks in Argentina?
What do you do then, does everyone just kind of nod in assent when their requested task has been completed? Or is it just like a very subtle body language thing and like, saying thanks is equivocal to just going "Oh gee, ******* thanks for ******* everything up man, I'm ******* tired of your **** , thanks, yeah, thanks, whatever."
That just seems so... so much simpler to know where you stand with people man.
User avatar #427 to #78 - DiAnonLord (11/18/2012) [-]
the thanks only when you're done works only for mate
you gotta think that the mate goes round the people (u can have 10 guys sipping one by one from the same mate) and every time u get 2/3 sips.
you would be hearing 10 thanks a minute if you thanked EVERY time
User avatar #85 to #78 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
well he was saying you only say thanks if you don't want to be served again. maybe thanks means "thanks for this, i'm done now"
#87 to #85 - drshkidz (11/17/2012) [-]
I just... I just I mean, maybe, but I have to know...
User avatar #190 to #85 - grahamernazi (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't we all have this concept? We are done with that cup of tea. We can no longer sip on that beverage. Unless they have an entirely different definition of the word "thanks".
User avatar #196 to #190 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i meant as in, "i'm done drinking tea, i don't want any more" that better?
User avatar #197 to #196 - grahamernazi (11/17/2012) [-]
If you are saying that their version of our "thank you" means that you are done drinking tea for the moment, then I understand. The Argentinian never said that you won't be served ever, or until the next time to pass through, so I am at a loss.
User avatar #419 to #197 - bohemianbeatle (11/17/2012) [-]
Ok let me explain. Drinking mate is a bit different because you don't just drink one, it's more like a social thing so most of the time there's more than two people drinking and one of them is 'in charge' of serving it. They drink one at the time and in between that person in charge refills the mate. When it's your turn, if you say thank you then that person will not serve you, instead he'll just serve the one next to you. It only applies to this, not in the rest of circumstances.
#37 to #35 - DiAnonLord (11/16/2012) [-]
no estoy solo?!
no estoy solo?!
#39 to #37 - bohemianbeatle (11/16/2012) [-]
Parece que no!
#44 to #39 - proparoxytone (11/16/2012) [-]
HAY UN TERCERO, PIBE!
User avatar #45 to #44 - meestergreefin (11/16/2012) [-]
Cuatro!!!
User avatar #53 to #45 - pedogod (11/17/2012) [-]
5
User avatar #154 to #53 - biggydy (11/17/2012) [-]
10

Aguante Boca gil
User avatar #61 to #53 - elreydenada (11/17/2012) [-]
Seis.
User avatar #67 to #61 - yumbero (11/17/2012) [-]
que sean siete
User avatar #117 to #67 - niketheassassin (11/17/2012) [-]
SOY EL OCHO.... pero soy de colombia
User avatar #143 to #117 - danihollywood (11/17/2012) [-]
9 y tambien de Colombia
#422 to #143 - anon (11/17/2012) [-]
Diez, hay mas que tu sabes
#168 to #67 - rodphnx (11/17/2012) [-]
8! Que loco encontrar argentinos acá..
User avatar #77 to #67 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
no soy ocho, pero se espanol
#81 to #77 - thehornedking (11/17/2012) [-]
donde esta el banio?


this concludes all the Spanish I've kept with me from middle school.
User avatar #83 to #81 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
it's actually spelled "bano" but there's a ~ over the "n"
#84 to #83 - thehornedking (11/17/2012) [-]
"Another key I can't freakin find on a freakin keyboard!"
User avatar #86 to #84 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
well, i can't put it over the n, it would be in the special characters in a word document. but on my keyboard, it's right under the escape button
User avatar #89 to #86 - thehornedking (11/17/2012) [-]
I have it, but I can't put it over the n. Makes you wonder why it's even there in the first place.
User avatar #91 to #89 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
for this of course

8======D~~
User avatar #420 to #91 - bohemianbeatle (11/17/2012) [-]
Just hold the Alt key and press '164' or '165' on the numeric pad.

8====Dññ

oh wait..
User avatar #64 to #61 - trollololing (11/17/2012) [-]
Baguette.
User avatar #102 to #20 - crafty (11/17/2012) [-]
Because she's lost control of her life
User avatar #5 - mattdoggy (11/16/2012) [-]
American South: Always make sure your tea is iced and sweet. Adding lemon to someones tea can be considered offensive unless it's offered. Never comment on a tea being overly sweet. I don't care if it can float an egg because of all the sugar, never claim it's too sweet.
User avatar #193 to #5 - grahamernazi (11/17/2012) [-]
...where in the south are you talking about? I live in Louisiana, with loads of tea-drinking rednecks, and no one cares if you think their tea is different from your liking. Their motto: if you don't want it, then there's more for me.
User avatar #250 to #193 - coastalhobo (11/17/2012) [-]
I think he meant "America" as in the continent
#285 to #250 - grahamernazi (11/17/2012) [-]
I hope so. I. 			*******		. Hope. So.
I hope so. I. ******* . Hope. So.
#3 - rprol (11/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #31 - MotorstormLegend (11/16/2012) [-]
Russia:

...meh, It's just tea. Add some condensed milk to it or something, I'm too drunk to care.
#32 to #31 - MotorstormLegend (11/16/2012) [-]
Also, we use these 10-gallon drums called samovars to make tea, not your poosy-ass teepots.
User avatar #170 - kuraithevision (11/17/2012) [-]
While in Middle East an Indian tea shop keeper offered me a cup of tea in a paper cup. A little sketched out at first, but then I saw the crowd at the shop and decided to give it a try. It was boiled in sugar and milk with ginger, saffron and cinammon and was probably the best tea I've ever had.
#26 - tylersaurusrex (11/16/2012) [-]
And in America...
User avatar #30 to #26 - yourdadsdad (11/16/2012) [-]
May God have mercy on your soul.
#192 to #109 - grahamernazi (11/17/2012) [-]
Best abridged series ever.
#399 to #192 - zombifier (11/17/2012) [-]
I disagree, Hellsing: Ultimate Abrigded (TFS) is much better
I disagree, Hellsing: Ultimate Abrigded (TFS) is much better
User avatar #402 to #399 - grahamernazi (11/17/2012) [-]
I haven't seen that anime, so it won't be as funny. I've seen DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Fist of the North Star, along with their abridges, and they're awesome as well. I saw an Elfen Lied abridged episode and it wasn't that funny, even though it seemed well-executed.
User avatar #413 to #402 - zombifier (11/17/2012) [-]
only 9 parts to it, 10th and final part comes out dec 26th

just look up Hellsing Ultimate
#19 - asasqw (11/16/2012) [-]
Iroh approves
#200 - dobbelganger (11/17/2012) [-]
**** that

just open and sip
#43 - ninjabadger ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Connor and tea go way back.
#47 to #43 - alphadolan (11/16/2012) [-]
That's 			*******		 brilliant!
That's ******* brilliant!
User avatar #12 - Loppytaffy (11/16/2012) [-]
In england we don't care. We use mugs and costas instead of teacups and saucers.

Also we've made like the Norwegians and Italians and moved onto coffee. Since a certain...tea party...got out of hand and we lost a lot of the stuff.
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#125 - herefortheporno (11/17/2012) [-]
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#99 - goll (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #134 - jklbnm (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh Nonono I simply can't accept your tea
Oh... Oh well... I guess I'll just give it to my brother
WAIT YOU MOTHER ****** GIVE ME THE DAMN TEA!
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