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#77 - vanoreo
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I go to a mega conservative private school, and there are retarded kids who think we should secede...

Him: We should secede!
Me: Why?
Him: Because Obama sucks.
Me: That isn't a good reason at all.
Him: I don't care we should still secede, even though Obama won't let us
Me: Obama has no choice in the matter, the reason we won't secede is because only butthurt republicans want to secede
Him: No, almost all of the states in their entirety want to secede
Me: I'm fairly sure that not EVERYONE wants to secede. Oh, and also did you not forget that you also said to me that China is going to attack? Wouldn't it just be brilliant to have each state secede so China can attack each state individually rather than a big scary country? Not only that but not one of the states would be able to financially support itself, the country barely can as a whole. Maybe if you would close your goddamn mouth for once and listen to something someone else has to say you will learn something instead of just bitching about the same thing over and over again.

Then he walked away.